Mess of a Salesman

Ted helps his fast talking brother...
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Ted helps his fast talking brother, Billy, get a job selling lab equipment for one of Veridian's biggest suppliers, but no good deed goes unpunished, as Billy proceeds to sell Veridian more equipment than they could ever use and corrupts Phil and Lem in the process. Meanwhile, a charity for girls that Veridian supports gives Veronica an award, but when she and Linda learn that the company actually gives very little of the money it raises to the charity, they set out to make things right

Lust in Translation

Ted romances a beautiful German...
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Ted romances a beautiful German executive who can't speak a word of English. It doesn't matter - Veridian is developing a translation device for her company, enabling the two to communicate. The problem is, the voice of the device is Phil's, which ruins the mood for Ted.

The Long and Winding High Road

The Impertence of Communicationizing

Change We Cant Believe In

The Great Repression

When a misunderstanding leads oddball...
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When a misunderstanding leads oddball Sheila to falsely accuse both Ted and Linda of sexual harassment, Veronica comes up with a solution to avoid having them punished. She convinces Veridian to classify sexual harassment as a disease so anyone accused of it can't be held responsible. But when the employees get wind of the new rule, things start to get a little crazy in the office.

Its Nothing Business, Its Just Personal

Battle of the Bulbs

Lem flips out when his mother, a...
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Lem flips out when his mother, a brilliant scientist who has always intimidated him, comes to visit and begins an affair with Dr. Bhamba. Meanwhile, Ted gets miffed when Linda suddenly gets all the credit after she makes a suggestion to improve on his prize project, a light bulb that burns forever

The Lawyer, the Lemur and the Little Listener

When a wave of layoff hits Veridian...
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When a wave of layoff hits Veridian and little Rose seems to have inside info because of a friend in her Hive playgroup, Veronica tries to pump her for information, much to Ted's disapproval. Meanwhile, Linda is elated to sell her first children's book -- until someone points out that her lead character, a lemur, is the spitting image of Phil -- and Lem starts a passionate affair with one of the company lawyers, only to find out that his paycheck is being docked for the "billable hours" he's spending with his new girlfriend

Secrets and Lives

Jabberwocky

Father, Can You Hair Me?

Trust and Consequence

Bioshuffle

You Are the Boss of Me

Get Happy

Goodbye, Mr. Chips

Win Some, Dose Some

Racial Sensitivity

Through Rose Colored HAZMAT Suits

When Ted's nanny calls out sick, he...
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When Ted's nanny calls out sick, he is forced to take his 10-year-old daughter, Rose, to work with him. There Veronica bonds with her and shows the youngster first-hand about running a corporation in the mean-spirited way. Meanwhile, Ted tries to find out where he stands with whatever romance he has with Linda. Linda's ex-boyfriend arrives in town and shows up at the office wanting to spend the day with her.

Heroes

The after affects of Phil's...
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The after affects of Phil's unsuccessful freezing begins to frustrate not only Ted and Veronica, but also Lem, as Phil's screeching outbursts become more frequent and annoying. This does not help after Phil's ego is boosted with a below-zero award given to him. Meanwhile, Ted continues to deal with Linda, whose kleptomania of office supplies and half-and-half creme begins to put a toll on their increasing relationship.