Goodbye, Farewell, and Amen

In this final episode, the staff of...
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In this final episode, the staff of the 4077th M*A*S*H unit find their lives no less hectic despite the fact that it appears that the war may soon be over. Until then, the staff must deal with events like Hawkeye has been temporarily institutionalized due to a nervous breakdown, Winchester has finally found people who share his taste in classical music and Father Mulcahy has been permanently deafened in a mortar attack. At last, the ceasefire is declared and the staff must come to grips with the fact that this time in their lives is over.

As Time Goes By

Give and Take

Friends and Enemies

Say No More

General Addison Collins refuses to...
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General Addison Collins refuses to accept responsibility for the war games that have mortally wounded his son Curtis, a lieutenant. Charles tries to help Margaret, who develops laryngitis as she is about to meet her hero, Dr. Steven Chesler.

Strange Bedfellows

U.N., the Night and the Music

Run for the Money

Father Mulcahy must save the camp's...
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Father Mulcahy must save the camp's honor in a high-stakes footrace against the 8063rd. Hawkeye, BJ, and Hot Lips each bet on it. Meanwhile, Charles tries to help Private Walter Palmer, a patient who suffers frequent verbal abuse from his fellow soldiers due to a speech impediment.

The Moon Is Not Blue

Settling Debts

Bombshells

Who Knew?

The Joker Is Wild

It's time for another annual M*A*S*H...
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It's time for another annual M*A*S*H prankathon. B.J. starts by nailing Hawkeye's shoes to the floor so when trying to put them on, Pierce takes a header. He felt that to be a stupid, childish prank. At dinner, B.J. swears he will pull the ultimate prank on everybody. Hawkeye wasn't afraid, until menial practical jokes happen to everybody around him: Father Mulcahy's food had been spiked, Klinger's file explodes, Charles finds a snake in his bed, the back of Margaret's robe had been cut out, and something other than toothpaste was occupying Colonel Potter's toothpaste tube. Hawkeye fears he has become a marked man for a prank even bigger than those what befell his friends. When and where will it happen? Or...Has it already happened?

Foreign Affairs

Trick or Treatment

It's time for the annual 4077th...
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It's time for the annual 4077th Halloween party. Hawkeye is dressed as Superman, B.J. is a clown, Margaret is a geisha girl, Colonel Potter is a cowboy and Klinger is Al Capone. But it's not much of a party for the surgeons when unexpected wounded guests show up; Charles tries to help a slovenly marine who has a billiard ball stuck in his mouth; Father Mulcahy inadvertently saves a man's life when he is presumed dead.

That Darn Kid

A peddler wheels his cart into camp...
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A peddler wheels his cart into camp. Klinger buys from him a goat to get rich selling milk. B.J. shows interest in a blue vase, but Charles outbids him greatly. Meanwhile, much to his chagrin, Hawkeye is paymaster again. But just as he gets the pay rolling, wounded arrive. Hawkeye tells Klinger to keep an eye on the money while he's in surgery. Unfortunately, Klinger left the money in his office alone with the goat...Hawk and Klinger return to find the money gone. It had been eaten. No way would I-CORPS believe that. Worse yet, he still had a ton of angry, unpaid staff members. Meanwhile, Charles, who hasn't yet been paid, can't afford the vase he wants, however Rizzo agrees to loan him the money, with a small 100% interest attached. Will Charles ever get himself out of debt? Will Hawkeye go down for the disappearance of the money, or will his name be cleared by sheer luck or help from a very hungry kid?

Picture This

After becoming fed up with his...
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After becoming fed up with his bunkmates' living habits, Hawkeye moves out of The Swamp and into a quaint shack behind Rosie's. Meanwhile, Charles and B.J. continue to annoy one another: Charles with his loud, classical music playing at all hours, and B.J. constantly sharing news of Erin's potty training; Colonel Potter wants to paint a portrait of the entire camp as a present for Mildred, but it proves difficult with the men fighting with one another. Klinger, Margaret and Father Mulcahy take it upon themselves to try and get the Swampmen back together. Will they succeed in bringing at least one war to a peaceful finish?

Sons and Bowlers

Heroes

A famous prizefighter, 'Gentleman...
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A famous prizefighter, 'Gentleman Joe' Cavanaugh, comes to visit the 4077th and while there, has a stroke. Everyone is irritated by Pierce, who as his doctor, becomes the spokesman to the press. Father Mulcahey is upset, since Gentleman Joe was his childhood hero.

Promotion Commotion

Where There's a Will, There's a War

Pressure Points

The Tooth Shall Set You Free

A Holy Mess

An AWOL soldier, Private Nick Gillis...
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An AWOL soldier, Private Nick Gillis, ventures into the 4077th one night with an aim to sneak back home to the states. But, his furious lieutenant and the M.P.'s are after him. That's when Father Mulcahy is persuaded to step up and turn the mess tent into a sanctuary, which protects Gillis from the Army...But for how long? Meanwhile, a farmer they have aided is giving the camp a load of eggs. Real ones, not powdered. It sets the camp's mouthes watering. Unfortunately their eating plans are scrambled because the mess tent is being used as a sanctuary, so where will everybody eat their eggs? It's up to B.J. and Hawkeye to solve that one. It won't be too over-easy.

Blood and Guts

The Birthday Girls

Follies of the Living - Concerns of the Dead

'Twas the Day After Christmas

Snappier Judgment

Snap Judgment

Communication Breakdown

Stop the presses! Charles has just...
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Stop the presses! Charles has just received a load of newspapers from back home and the camp, being without a newspaper for weeks, are determined to share Charles'. He is reluctant, but agrees--only after he's read them all of course. But when he finds a newspaper missing, he wages war on the camp and they, in turn, wage a war of practical jokes on him.

Wheelers and Dealers

Give 'Em Hell, Hawkeye

Rumor at the Top

Identity Crisis

The Life You Save

The Foresight Saga

Blood Brothers

Father Mulcahy tries to prepare...
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Father Mulcahy tries to prepare himself and the camp for a visit from Cardinal Reardon, a VIP to both the Army and the church. Hawkeye, meanwhile, prepares to tell a young soldier why he can't donate blood to his wounded buddy; Hawkeye and B.J. have discovered the soldier has leukemia.

Bless You Hawkeye

The Red/White Blues

Bottoms Up

Margaret's good friend Captain Helen...
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Margaret's good friend Captain Helen Whitfield visits the 4077th and it seems like old times again, but what the Major doesn't know is that Whitfield is still a raging closet-alcoholic; Meanwhile, Hawkeye pulls one prank that goes too far when he drops Charles' pants in O.R.

Oh, How We Danced

No Laughing Matter

Depressing News

After placing an order for 5,000...
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After placing an order for 5,000 tongue depressors, the 4077th receives 500,000. Hawkeye decides to use every single one of them to erect a monument to Army inefficiency, and dedicate it to all the brave men and women who have passed through, while Klinger presses his luck when he starts a printing press.

No Sweat

We're having a heat wave! The 4077th...
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We're having a heat wave! The 4077th deals with a sudden heat wave in their own personal ways: Klinger disassembles the P.A. system, Charles goes through all of his tax returns and bonds, B.J. stresses over a letter from Peg, Margaret develops a severe case of prickly heat, and Colonel Potter can't get a good night's sleep.

Operation Friendship

When the steam generator explodes in...
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When the steam generator explodes in O.R., Klinger pushes Charles out of the line of fire just in time, but B.J. catches part of the blast and has a serious arm injury. For saving his life, Charles declares he is fully indebted to Maxwell Klinger and becomes his personal assistant. But after several days of bowing to Klinger's ever command, Charles begins to wish he HAD been killed. Meanwhile, Hawkeye doesn't like the doctor called in to help treat B.J., who refuses to admit there is anything wrong with him.

Taking the Fifth

Klinger happens upon a bottle of...
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Klinger happens upon a bottle of vintage French wine and Hawkeye uses it to lure a nurse into his clutches. Winchester deals with Klinger to get more bottles of the wine. Col. Potter trades with the Canadians for a special anesthetic forbidden by the U.S. army.

Tell It to the Marines

B.J. and Hawkeye try to get a...
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B.J. and Hawkeye try to get a hardship discharge for an immigrant Marine whose Mom is being deported before he can get home. Winchester becomes C.O. for a few days, using his new position to get himself silk sheets and other "basic necessities of life".

Your Retention Please

A War for All Seasons

As the year 1951 comes to a close...
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As the year 1951 comes to a close, the 4077th staff and surgeons hope 1952 is "a damn sight better" and hopefully they'll be going home. The year 1951 is not uneventful: Klinger makes a bet on a baseball team Charles is sure will lose, Hawkeye and B.J. build a kidney machine, Margaret knits a scarf which soon becomes a bed sheet, and Father Mulcahy plants a garden. By the time New Years Eve rolls around again, they all hope 1952 will be a "damn sight better" and that they will be returning home.

Death Takes a Holiday

It's Christmas time again. The...
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It's Christmas time again. The surgeons and staff are throwing a Christmas party in the mess tent, and the children from the local orphanage are coming to join in the fun. B.J. donates a box of fudge from Peg and Charles donates some smoked oysters. Everybody in camp thinks Charles is a Scrooge, but, under the cover of darkness that night, Charles generously and anonymously donates packages of chocolate bars from home to the orphanage. The Christmas party takes off without a hitch. Colonel Potter dresses as Santa Claus and the children are having fun, but Hawkeye, B.J., and Margaret miss out on the festivities when a mortally wounded man lands in pre-op. When learning the man is a husband and loving father, B.J. tries with all his might and skill to delay the man's death so his family won't remember this Christmas as they day their daddy died. Will they succeed? Or will they somehow be able to move the hands of time so the man makes it until after Christmas?

Father's Day

Cementing Relationships

To fight an ongoing infection in the...
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To fight an ongoing infection in the O.R., the staff decides to remove the old wood floor and make a concrete one. The surgeons do the menial labor while Klinger acts as foreman (he knows cement and it's not that hard); while an Italian soldier falls head-over-heels for Margaret.

Letters

April Fools

Back Pay

Pierce is upset by the fact that...
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Pierce is upset by the fact that civilian doctors are making a lot of money off the war, and decides to bill the army for all his work. Meanwhile, Winchester is reluctantly showing 3 Korean doctors American medical techniques, putting them down all the while, until he is on the receiving end of their expertise.

War Co-Respondent

Dreams

Goodbye, Cruel World

Lend a Hand

Irritated that the 4077th is planning...
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Irritated that the 4077th is planning a "surprise" birthday party for him, Hawkeye aids a wounded surgeon at the front and habitually disagrees with wisecracking medical advisor Dr. Anthony Borelli. Constant interruptions prevent Klinger from frosting a cake in Hawkeye's honor.

Morale Victory

Old Soldiers

Heal Thyself

Bottle Fatigue

Yessir, That's Our Baby

A baby is abandoned at the 4077th and...
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A baby is abandoned at the 4077th and right away, the surgeons and staff become surrogate fathers and mothers. But an army surgical hospital is no place for a baby, so Hawkeye and B.J. appeal to the Army to try and send the baby to an orphanage. It was out of the question because the baby is half Korean, half American, and that is hated among full Koreans. Hawkeye, B.J., Colonel Potter and Charles try their best, but cannot have the baby adopted by Koreans and they cannot send the baby home to the states. Father Mulcahy, however, has an idea that might work...

Stars and Stripes

Captains Outrageous

Dear Uncle Abdul

Life Time

Hawkeye and the gang have less than...
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Hawkeye and the gang have less than 20 minutes to replace a wounded GI's aorta graft or he risks being paralyzed forever. It just so happens a wounded man has just the graft they're looking for. Will they be able to save the GI in time? The clock is ticking (at a corner of the screen).

The Yalu Brick Road

While all the doctors and Major...
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While all the doctors and Major Houlihan are away from camp, the rest of the camp gets food poisoning from a bad Thanksgiving turkey. All that is except Father Mulcahy, who soon relishes being the caregiver for the camp. Majors Houlihan and Winchester return, and start helping out, although Charles somewhat reluctantly. BJ and Haweye, returning with the antibiotics to cure the camp, get lost in enemy territory. They have an accident, and must continue on foot. They then come across a North Korean soldier who is begging to be their prisoner-of-war; Hawkeye nicknames him Ralph. He tags along, helping them past enemy patrols by pretending to be the capturer, not capturee. The trio find an injured elderly farmer, who they help to his home. Once there, the grateful farmer gives them a motorcycle with sidecar. They make it back to the 4077th, where Ralph gleefully keeps surrendering to anyone.

Mr. and Mrs. Who?

Private Finance

Nurse Doctor

Period of Adjustment

Good-Bye Radar: Part 2

Good-Bye Radar: Part 1

Guerilla My Dreams

Are You Now, Margaret?

The Party

Ain't Love Grand

A Night at Rosie's

Preventative Medicine

Rally 'Round the Flagg, Boys

C*A*V*E

Hot Lips Is Back in Town

The Young and the Restless

The Price

Inga

B. J. Papa San

Dear Sis

It's Christmas at the 4077th, but not...
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It's Christmas at the 4077th, but not everyone is merry. Father Mulcahy writes a letter to his sister at the mission, stating he feels he is misused, misled and misunderstood. He had a chain of bad luck that day when, attempting to assist in O.R., a patient nearly strangles him. Radar's mother back home is attempting to deliver a calf and is in need of words from a priest. Father Mulcahy unsuccessfully attempts to help but it would appear she needs a doctor more. Charles is reluctantly called to assist. That night, a wounded soldier turns violent. He shoves Margaret and, strikes Mulcahy when he attempted to calm the man. With a swill of emotions, Mulcahy strikes the man back, lamenting is immediately after. The M*A*S*H Christmas party takes off without a hitch. B.J. dresses as Santa Claus and the orphanage children have a super time. It's even a merry Christmas for Charles when Radar presents him with his gift: his old toboggan cap from when he was a lad. Charles was touched, and it was in fact Father Mulcahy who thought of acquiring the gift for him. The camp joins Mulcahy in singing "Dona Noblis Pacem" and all is well...Until an ambulance arrives baring tidings of wounded.

An Eye for a Tooth

Out of Gas

Dear Comrade

Point of View

Baby, It's Cold Outside

When the temperature falls to new...
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When the temperature falls to new lows, the camp suffers. The wounded come in with low temperatures and frostbite. Winchester gets a winter suit from his parents and generously gives the gloves to Margaret, a gesture he immediately regrets and tries to undo.

Major Ego

When Winchester revives a dying...
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When Winchester revives a dying patient, Stars and Stripes sends a reporter to do a story on him. His ego gets out of control, making him completely insufferable, until he makes a mistake on another patient. Meanwhile, Margaret is dealing with her feelings about her divorce.

They Call the Wind Korea

None Like It Hot

With the ever rising Korean...
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With the ever rising Korean temperatures, Hawkeye and B.J. are delighted when the bath tub they ordered from Abacrombie & Fitch arrives. But it isn't long before Charles, Margaret, Radar and the entire camp find out about it and the result is everyone in camp lining up to use the bin of proverbial cool water.

The Billfold Syndrome

Our Finest Hour

Lil

Peace on Us

After hearing the Army has upped the...
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After hearing the Army has upped the ante on credits for a discharge, Hawkeye Pierce becomes enraged. He throws a huge tantrum, steals a Jeep and races up to the peace talks to try and convince them, in his own unique way, of why they should speed it up and end the cursed war.

Major Topper

Between the Swamp-mates trying to top...
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Between the Swamp-mates trying to top each other, the camp deals with a bad batch of morphine and a corporal who shoots down invisible enemy gliders.

Dr. Winchester and Mr. Hyde

Potter's Retirement

Temporary Duty

Mail Call Three

What's Up, Doc?

Your Hit Parade

Tea and Empathy

Patent 4077

The Smell of Music

The Merchant of Korea

Comrades in Arms: Part 2

A frustrated B.J. disobeys Col...
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A frustrated B.J. disobeys Col. Potter's orders, convincing a helicopter pilot to search for missing Margaret and Hawkeye who, in the meantime, have found that they have very differing views on the relationship they develop while awaiting rescue behind enemy lines.

Comrades in Arms: Part 1

While on their way to another MASH...
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While on their way to another MASH unit to demonstrate a new surgical technique, Margaret and Hawkeye are forced to take shelter in an abandoned hut when they find themselves in a broken down jeep and under fire from an advancing enemy line.

The Grim Reaper

The M*A*S*H Olympics

Images

Change Day

In Love and War

Hawkeye falls in love with a once...
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Hawkeye falls in love with a once wealthy Korean woman who has turned what's left of her estate into a haven for widows and orphans; a nurse transferred from Tokyo tells Margaret stories that seem to indicate Donald has been less than faithful.

The Light That Failed

B.J. receives a mystery novel that...
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B.J. receives a mystery novel that everyone in camp reads in turn. When they discover the last page is missing, the solution to the mystery has become a mystery in itself, until B.J. calls the author long distance; In post-op, thanks to faulty lighting and an incompetent nurse, Charles accidentally injects his patient with the wrong hypodermic and nearly kills him.

The Winchester Tapes

War of Nerves

Last Laugh

Fallen Idol

Radar O'Reilly is feeling run down...
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Radar O'Reilly is feeling run down, so Hawkeye suggests he treat himself to a relaxing R&R in Tokyo. Unfortunately, en route, Radar gets into a serious accident, landing him in post-op. Hawkeye, feeling he was responsible for Radar's accident, drinks his sorrows away and comes to O.R. the next day so hung over he had to leave and Charles had to replace him. Radar brings this to Hawkeye's attention, causing him to explode and blow his top at O'Reilly, while masking his own self-loathing. Will Radar and Hawkeye make amends, or will their war within a war rage on?

Margaret's Marriage

Post Op

Souvenirs

Movie Tonight

The General's Practitioner

Hepatitis

Hanky Panky

End Run

Ping Pong

38 Across

The Most Unforgettable Characters

Hawk's Nightmare

Exorcism

The Colonel's Horse

Hawkeye Get Your Gun

The Korean Surgeon

Mulcahy's War

Dear Sigmund

The Abduction of Margaret Houlihan

The Nurses

Lt. Radar O'Reilly

Out of Sight, Out of Mind

Margaret's Engagement

The Interview

Deluge

The More I See You

Smilin' Jack

The Novocaine Mutiny

Some 38th Parallels

Hawkeye

Der Tag

Dear Ma

The Price of Tomato Juice

Mail Call, Again

The Gun

Soldier of the Month

Of Moose and Men

Dear Peggy

Quo Vadis, Captain Chandler

The Kids

Dear Mildred

The Bus

Hey, Doc

The Late Captain Pierce

It Happened One Night

Change of Command

After suffering a week under Major...
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After suffering a week under Major Frank Burns' command, the 4077th staff is relieved when a new commanding officer arrives. He's gray and old, but very much experienced, a veteran of the first two World Wars, and a damn fine surgeon. His name: Colonel Sherman T. Potter.

Abyssinia, Henry

Lieutenant Colonel Henry Blake...
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Lieutenant Colonel Henry Blake finally receives his discharge from the Army, and the entire 4077th wishes him a fond farewell. In the famous final scene, it is revealed at the end that his transport plane was shot down over the Sea of Japan and he was killed in action.

White Gold

Payday

Frank buys one set of pearls for each...
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Frank buys one set of pearls for each of the women in his life: Margaret and his wife Lorraine. Radar helps Hawkeye recoup $3,000 in lost earnings, which Hawkeye gives to Father Mulcahy to benefit the orphans. But then the army wants the money back.

Big Mac

Love and Marriage

Aid Station

House Arrest

After a trying day in O.R., Hawkeye...
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After a trying day in O.R., Hawkeye offends Margaret, who turns to Frank to do something about it. Frank, in an act of sheer childishness, snaps a towel at Hawkeye, who in turn, in an act of sheer rage, belts him. Frank goes right to Henry Blake about the matter, while Trapper and Hawkeye deny it constantly. A dumbfounded Henry places Hawkeye under house arrest, while Frank endlessly taunts him. But when a renowned female colonel visits the camp, Frank tries to put the moves on her and she screams "Rape!", Frank finds himself under house arrest, being taunted by a benevolent Hawkeye.

The Consultant

Bulletin Board

Bombed

Private Charles Lamb

Greek Colonel Andropoulis provides...
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Greek Colonel Andropoulis provides the 4077th with food and drink for an Easter celebration, but soft-hearted Radar rescues the main course - a live lamb - from the spit. Meanwhile, enlisted man Chapman shoots himself in the foot to get out of the Army, mistakes Frank for Father Mulcahy, and confesses - enraging Frank.

Mad Dogs and Servicemen

A Full Rich Day

Hawkeye records a letter to his Dad...
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Hawkeye records a letter to his Dad telling him about the day. A Turkish soldier refuses to be treated because he wants to get back to the front. Another soldier wants his Sargent to be treated first and won't take no for an answer. A soldier from Luxembourg is misplaced.

Adam's Ribs

There Is Nothing Like a Nurse

Alcoholics Unanimous

Life with Father

Check-Up

Springtime

Several wild events happen during a...
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Several wild events happen during a nice spring day in Korea. First, a marine who Hawkeye performs surgery on feels beholden to him. Next, Radar falls for a nurse who's main interest is poetry. Then Klinger receives a letter from his girl Laverne who agrees to marry him. Finally, a young soldier in a catatonic state and with no tags wanders into post-op with a strange fixation for a kitten.

O.R.

Iron Guts Kelly

Officer of the Day

Rainbow Bridge

Hawkeye and Trapper are planning to...
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Hawkeye and Trapper are planning to leave for Tokyo when an unusual offer comes in to swap P.O.W. patients between the Chinese and the 4077th. After much debate, Henry agrees to send Hawkeye, Trapper, Frank, Radar, and Klinger into enemy territory.

A Smattering of Intelligence

When the cryptic Col. Flagg starts...
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When the cryptic Col. Flagg starts snooping around the 4077, he draws in the interest of another intelligence agent named Pratt, a friend of Trapper's. When chaos reigns as Flagg and Pratt try to outsmart and one up each other, Hawkeye and Trapper decide it is time to teach them both a lesson.

Mail Call

Margaret talks marriage to Frank...
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Margaret talks marriage to Frank while Hawkeye tries to trick him into a phony stock investment , Klinger tries to convince Col. Blake that a 'death in the family' letter came for him (Klinger) in the mail bag, and a drunk Trapper tries to go AWOL to be with his family.

George

Crisis

As You Were

The Chosen People

Operation Noselift

Private Danny Baker has a big...
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Private Danny Baker has a big problem, and it's attached to his face. After he is caught trying to AWOL, Hawkeye calls in his friend Major Stanley "Stosh" Robbins, a plastic surgeon to help the private. When Frank and Margaret catch wind of the unauthorized operation, it is up to Hawkeye, Trapper, and Radar to prevent the majors from getting in the way.

For Want of a Boot

Henry in Love

Officers Only

Hot Lips and Empty Arms

Margaret gets fed up with her life...
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Margaret gets fed up with her life and requests a transfer, which is granted. At her goodbye party, she gets drunk, and when casualties are to arrive, Hawkeye and Trapper spend time helping her to sober up. This causes her to change her mind about leaving.

Deal Me Out

Radar runs into a local man with a...
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Radar runs into a local man with a jeep. Hawkeye and Trapper operate on a CID (intelligence) agent, even though it is against regulations to do so without another CID agent present. Sidney Freedman helps talk a patient out of killing Frank. Meanwhile, the poker game keeps going on.

The Incubator

Hawkeye and Trapper go on a desperate...
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Hawkeye and Trapper go on a desperate quest to acquire an incubator for the camp. Captain Sloan, the Quartermaster, turns them down. They meet a colonel with three incubators but won't let them have one, and they cause an uproar at a general's press conference. Radar, however, is sure he can acquire an incubator, but it would mean trading in Henry's new barbecue. Henry was overjoyed with it, but it was a sacrifice Radar was willing to make.

Carry On, Hawkeye

The Sniper

Dear Dad... Three

The Trial of Henry Blake

L.I.P. (Local Indigenous Personnel)

Kim

Dr. Pierce and Mr. Hyde

For the Good of the Outfit

Radar's Report

When a wounded Red Chinese goes crazy...
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When a wounded Red Chinese goes crazy in the operating room, he contaminates Trapper's patient. Meanwhile, Frank and Margaret insist on a psych evaluation for Klinger, in hopes that he'll get his Section 8 and go. Also, Hawkeye falls for a new nurse.

5 O'Clock Charlie

When an ammo dump is placed near the...
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When an ammo dump is placed near the camp, it attracts an inept North Korean bomber that everyone in the camp sees as an attraction rather than a serious threat, except for Majs. Burns and Houlihan. When The Majors ask General Clayton for an anti-aircraft gun, Hawkeye and Trapper decide the Majors have to be stopped, at any cost.

Showtime

Ceasefire

Major Fred C. Dobbs

Sticky Wicket

The Army-Navy Game

The Longjohn Flap

Dear Dad, Again

Hawkeye pens another letter to his...
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Hawkeye pens another letter to his father, detailing the day-to-day insanity of living in the camp, including a bet with Trapper that nobody will notice if Hawkeye dines naked. A new surgeon, Captain Casey, does brilliant work but has dubious credentials.

Sometimes You Hear the Bullet

The Ringbanger

Tuttle

Love Story

Edwina

Dear Dad

Germ Warfare

I Hate a Mystery

Henry, Please Come Home

The 4077th is commended for achieving...
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The 4077th is commended for achieving a 90% success rate. General Hammond reassigns Henry to an outpost in Tokyo leaving the second in-command, Major Frank Burns, in charge of camp. Right away Frank turns gung-ho, making everybody follow his rules, and he even takes away the still. Hawkeye, Trapper, Spearchucker and Radar plot together on how to bring back Henry and get rid of Frank. But will Henry leave his cushy new job with cushy new geishas?

Cowboy

Bananas, Crackers and Nuts

Yankee Doodle Doctor

The Moose

Chief Surgeon Who?

Requiem for a Lightweight

To Market, to Market