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"Desperate Housewives" - "Finishing the Hat" - May 13, 2012
And tonight, it's all over.
The first hour dispenses with Bree's murder trial.
But before we get into it we are informed that McCluskey is on her last legs. She has arranged for hospice care but the girls won't hear of it, saying they will take shifts to take care of her and she overcome with emotion at the outpouring of love since she was never sure how she was perceived and now realizes the women think of her as a friend.
As it has progressed Bree's trial has gotten more sensational, Carlos has wanted to step up, and Gaby has begun freaking out even more.
When it comes time for Ben to testify about the incriminating phone call he had with Bree in which she talked about "putting a body in the ground" he refuses to say anything. The judge tosses him in jail for contempt. In the pokey he explains partially what happend to Renee who is still angry about being kept in the dark and that her fiance is in jail. She recalls the night of the murder and that she saw Bree return home in muddy clothes with a shovel. After her meeting with Ben the prosecutor corners her and tells her she will deport Ben unless Renee testifes.
She testifies. The other women get angry with her and she explains the DA was going to have Ben deported and she picked the man she loved over the "friends" who kept her in the dark.
Bree's lawyer Trip is worried that the jury doesn't believe her now. He says it's time to tell the truth, not only to save her but because he has feelings for her. He kisses her and she immediately tells him it was Carlos and finally comes clean but makes him promise not to use the info against her friends. Trip calls Gaby to stand and gets her to admit Alejandro was her stepfather but then Bree fakes a fainting spell to get a recess. She is livid with Trip.
While doing her shift taking care of McCluskey Gaby reiterates the whole story to Carlos and says she's going to take the fall for him because, as a victim of sexual abuse the jury will understand her killing him and that even though she's small adrenaline could explain her dragging his body to the woods and burying it. Because it would be Carlos' third strike she can't let him fess up, to the point where she plants a knife in his coat on the way to the courthouse so he will be stopped and she can rush ahead and testify.
McCluskey, having overhead Gaby, goes to Trip at the courthouse and demands he put her on the stand because she can testify that Renee was drunk the night of the party and can't be trusted. Instead she gets on the stand and confesses to the murder, introducing the fact that Alejandro had sexually abused Gaby as a child and that when she saw him sniffing around went to Gaby's house and saw him she grabbed the candlestick and killed him, saying adrenaline allowed her to drag the body to the woods and bury it. The prosecutor drops the charges against Bree and, because of her age and declining health, doesn't charge McCluskey.
All is well on Wisteria Lane with the ladies thanking McCluskey and celebrating with Bree. Renee comes to apologize and is forgiven. But Bree is harder on Trip, saying she can't trust him since she feels he manipulated her into telling him the whole story and then went against her wishes by putting Gaby on the stand.
The second hour wraps up everyone's storylines.
Penny informs Lynette that Jane is gone and Tom calls saying he wants to talk. She's excited, not realizing he thinks she has a new boyfriend. He arrives and says he's filing the divorce papers and it's time for them to move on. She is crestfallen. Gaby wonders why she doesn't go after him and Lynette says that now she realizes that it's not Jane it's her. But after a long chat with Roy, who was able to tell McCluskey everything he wanted to now that she's dying and tells Tom to say the important things now, Tom decides to declare his love for Lynette. When he says he knows she's moved on because his boss told him Lynette dumped him because she was in love with someone else Lynette says yes and that someone else is Tom. They kiss and reconcile.
Katherine Mayfair returns to town and meets the four ladies. She's claims that she is no longer a lesbian for she and Robin apparently broke up three months after arriving in Paris. Katherine also reveals that she's a French frozen food magnate whose made millions and wants Lynette to run her U.S.operation in New York. When Lynette talks about this with Tom, he is crestfallen saying he now realizes Lynette will never be happy no matter what happens because of her unhappy upbringing. At Renee's wedding, Lynette realizes that she is in fact happy and gives a lovely toast that is as much for the happy couple as it is for Tom when she advises them to never forget how great they feel at this moment to know that someone loves them and that that is enough to keep you happy. When Tom hears that Lynette is truly happy he says maybe she should take that job in New York after all.
Gaby gets a huge promotion at work and is nervous and excited about all the new hours and responsibilities. Carlos cheerleads for her until she starts missing dinners and trying to buy him off with fancy gifts like he used to do with her. He says he wants her time and for her to be present. He then scares her into realizing what she's neglecting by hiring a hot female gardener as a reminder of what she did with John Rowland all those years ago. She is angry about this since it is not funny to her to mock the most shameful thing she's ever done. At Renee's wedding they make up and compliment each other on how much they've grown and how their relationship works now and vow to keep it great.
Susan is seeing Julie through the last weeks of her pregnancy trying to set her up on a date with her OB and dreading telling the girls that she is moving. She and Julie talk about men and Susan says she may or may not have another torrid romance in her but she has her memories of Mike and her life on the Lane to keep her warm.
Julie, Gaby, and Susan are all helping insane and egostical "bridezilla" Renee on her big day to Ben. In the limo on the way to the wedding Julie's water breaks... all over Renee's dress. They make a quick stop at Gaby's department store to get a new wedding dress. While they're busy stealing/borrowing the dress, Susan jumps into the driver's seat of the limo and takes Julie to the hospital.
Gaby and Renee emerge and when the limo is gone they hotfoot it to the wedding. Renee arrives disheveled and distraught but Ben says all the right things and the wedding goes off without a hitch and includes Lynette's lovely toast and Carlos and Gaby's reconciliation.
Meanwhile, in her turns helping McCluskey she is tasked with getting a specific hard to get 45 and a turntable to play it on for the dying woman. At the same time Roy and McCluskey notice Trip constantly calling Bree and her giving him the brush off and this gives McCluskey an idea. On the day of the wedding Bree stops in and sees that McCluskey has the record and turntable and Roy says Trip got it for them. Trip then crashes the wedding and finally convinces Bree that he truly cares for her. She says she couldn't trust that he really liked her because he learned about all of her ugly secrets-- the drinking, promiscuity, lying. He says he doesn't want to love an ideal, but a person. They kiss.
On her deathbed McCluskey listens to her record "Wonderful, Wonderful" and we see a montage: Ben and Renee dance at their reception, Julie giving birth, Tom and Lynette kissing and dancing at the reception and then Porter running in and telling them about Julie and rushing off to the hospital. Just as the baby is born, McCluskey dies. Bree gets a call and she and Trip run to McCluskey's house and comfort Roy and grieve. Gaby and Carlos dance with their girls.
Then we cut to one last poker game. The four ladies reminisce and talk about how they hope this won't be their last game and how much they love each other. But, according to Mary Alice's final voice over, it is.
She informs us, and we see, what happens to everyone:
Lynette and Tom left Fairview four weeks later. She became a successful CEO, they loved New York and had six grandchildren thanks to Porter, Preston, and Penny getting married and having unrudely kids of their own.
Gaby and Carlos left the following year. Gaby started a personal shopping website that led to her own show on the Home Shopping Network that led them to a mansion in southern California while Carlos apparently remained as a social services counselor.
Two years later Bree and Trip got married. They moved to Louisville, Kentucky where Trip took a job at a law firm, and Bree became a member of the Kentucky state legislature where she also joined a women's club for ultra-conservative women and partakes in weekly bridge games and bakery sales.
Susan moved first but before she did, she introduced herself to the woman moving in and wished her well. The woman worries it will be boring in the suburbs. Susan assures her it won't be. Before she leaves Susan takes one last spin around the block with MJ and Julie. As she drives away she is benevolently looked upon by many of the people who passed through the lane before passing on including Mike, Karen McCluskey, Carlos's mother, her ex-husband and Julie's dad Karl, Rex Van de Camp, Chuck Vance, Beth Young, Martha Huber and Mary Alice herself. Who says finally that even the most desperate life is oh so wonderful?
We watch the new woman move into Susan's house. Wearing an acutely desperate look on her face, she carries a mysterious-looking locked box into the garage and stores it behind a locked door.
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"Desperate Housewives" - "Give Me the Blame" - May 13, 2012
In the opening scene, we are informed that Karen McCluskey is on her last legs. She has arranged for hospice care but the girls won't hear of it, saying they will take shifts to take care of her and she overcome with emotion at the outpouring of love since she was never sure how she was perceived and now realizes the women think of her as a friend.
As it has progressed Bree's trial has gotten more sensational, Carlos has wanted to step up to admit his involvment in Alejandro/Ramon's death, and Gaby has begun freaking out even more aware that he will go to prison for life should he come forward.
When it comes time for Ben to testify about the incriminating phone call he had with Bree in which she talked about "putting a body in the ground" he refuses to say anything. The judge tosses him in jail for contempt. In the pokey, he explains partially what happend to Renee about finding a dead body on his construction site and Bree insisting that he bury it without notifing the authorites. Renee, who is still angry about being kept in the dark and that her fiance is in jail, leaves. After her meeting with Ben, the prosecutor corners her and tells her she will deport Ben unless Renee testifes to what she knows.
On the witness stand, Renee recalls the night of the progressive dinner and that at around 3:00 am, she saw Bree return home in muddy clothes with a shovel. The other women get angry with her and she explains the DA was going to have Ben deported and she picked the man she loved over the "friends" who kept her in the dark about what secrets they have.
Bree's lawyer Trip is worried that the jury doesn't believe her now. He says it's time to tell the truth about really happened that night, not only to save her but because he has feelings for her. He kisses her and she immediately tells him it was Carlos who killed Gaby's stepfather after he tried to assault her, but makes him promise not to use the info against her friends. Trip calls Gaby to stand and gets her to admit Alejandro was her stepfather but then Bree fakes a fainting spell to get a recess. She is livid with Trip for going back on his word.
While doing her shift taking care of Mrs. McCluskey Gaby reiterates the whole story to Carlos and says she's going to take the fall for him because, as a victim of sexual abuse the jury will understand her killing him and that even though she's small adrenaline could explain her dragging his body to the woods and burying it. Because it would be Carlos' third strike (which means he will go to prison for life) she can't let him fess up, to the point where she plants a knife in his coat on the way to the courthouse so he will be stopped and she can rush ahead and testify.
Mrs. McCluskey, having overhead Gaby, goes to Trip at the courthouse and demands he put her on the stand because she can testify that Renee was drunk the night of the party and can't be trusted. Instead she gets on the stand and confesses to the murder, introducing the fact that Alejandro had sexually abused Gaby as a child and that when she saw him sniffing around went to Gaby's house where she saw him she grabbed the candlestick and killed him, saying adrenaline allowed her to drag the body to the woods and bury it. The prosecutor drops the charges against Bree and, because of her age and declining health, doesn't charge McCluskey.
All is well on Wisteria Lane with the ladies thanking McCluskey and celebrating with Bree. Renee comes to apologize and is forgiven. But Bree is harder on Trip, saying she can't trust him since she feels he manipulated her into telling him the whole story and then went against her wishes by putting Gaby on the stand.
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"Desperate Housewives" - "People Will Hear" - May 6, 2012
The ladies are prepping for Bree's trial with her lawyer Trip and Gaby lets slip Alejandro's name by accident but covers it up. The girls' see the chemistry between them. Bree says she is totally focused on the case and so is he. But then admits that she totally digs him and he digs her. Then she realizes he has a hot, young girlfriend, or thinks he does since a hot, young blonde picks him up outside her house.
Later, she calls to talk to him and he's at lunch with his girlfriend. She is at the department store trying to pick out a trial outfit. Gaby promises her it will be okay and reminds her that she's innocent. Bree is worried that Trip is distracted from her case by his girlfriend. Gaby reassures her again.
At the courthouse Bree runs into Trip's girlfriend. Bree asks how Trip knows her. She says he hires her. Bree assumes she's a whore and basically says that to her face. And with that Lindsey, quits the case. She was a private investigator Trip hired and she had a big lead in Bree's case. He wants to talk to her but Bree dissuades him.
Bree catches up to Lindsey on a surveillance gig. She ruins her surveillance and apologizes for insulting her bosoms. Lindsey calls her out for being jealous of her and Trip even though they're not together. She says female clients are always getting the wrong idea since he's such a good lawyer, listener, and shepherd. Bree says he really is into her though. Lindsey says nope, he's just into Bree's case not Bree. But she signs back on.
The night before Bree's trial no one can sleep. Susan, Lynette, and Gaby meet up on the street. Susan and Lynette are worried, Gaby says it will be fine. Susan and Lynette muse about going to the judge and telling the truth and Gaby freaks out at the thought.
Bree also can't sleep and Trip shows up, figuring she couldn't sleep. He brought donuts and "Casablanca." She's worried that since her trial is in six hours that maybe they should be doing something more productive. Trip says it's like sports: you practice all you can and then the night before the big game you just forget about it. They settle in for the movie, which he's never seen.
The trial begins with opening statements. The prosecutor paints the picture of Bree as a drunken whore who didn't even remember bringing Alejandro/Ramon home and killing him. Trip counters that she is a pillar of the community and her friends will testify to that.
Two women in the checkout line at the supermarket read a tabloid story about Bree the "black widow." Gaby overhears them and tries to school them that she's innocent and she defends her and the women tell Gaby to tell Bree to suck it up because everyone thinks she's guilty.
Back at the trial the defense calls its first witness, Susan Delfino, then Lynette, and then Gaby. Their testimony is interspersed describing the night and providing her with an alibi. Gaby goes so far as to say as God as my witness Bree didn't kill him.
Bree takes the stand and admits her transgressions including sleeping with all those men, she did not, however, kill Ramon Sanchez. The prosecutor wants to enter a new piece of evidence, it's a surprise to Trip, it's her suicide note. The prosecutor brings up the fact that the suicide note is dated the same day as Chuck's death. Basically inferring that Bree killed him too. She has Bree read the note. Outside of court Trip wants to know what that note was about. She says she was in a dark place with the drinking and the men but didn't kill anyone. He believes her but worries the jury won't.
At Gaby's house she overhears the girls arguing and they break something. Gaby yells at Juanita for letting Celia take the blame for something she broke and as she yells at her about how not owning up to your own mistakes is bad she finally realizes the gravity of what Bree is facing and starts feeling badly.
Back at the trial Trip asks for a recess when Lindsey brings Trip a file. He's found out who Alejandro really is, Gaby's stepfather Bree tries to explain about the pact with her friends. He wonders if she's willing to commit perjury or even go to jail for these friends she's protecting? She asks if that could happen. He says after the suicide note all bets may be off since the jury probably feels like she's hiding something and now he knows she is. She says this info about Alejandro being Gaby's stepfather can exonerate her but not without betraying her friends. Trip says she's facing 20-to-life and this could be her only way out and it's time to tell the truth about Gaby.
As Bree contemplates this, Gaby shows up at the courthouse. She has brought the perfect scarf and she truly thanks her for what she's doing and says Bree is a much better person than Gaby could ever hope to be. They hug. Bree looks distraught.

Susan and Julie are navigating childbirth class and Julie wishes Susan would stop talking about Bree's murder trial. Julie is annoyed because Porter is late to childbirth class and has missed other meetings. He shows up just as they start showing the birthing DVD. Porter turns to the TV and passes out.
Later, Susan tries to reassure Julie that it's going to be okay in the delivery room. She says Mike was shaky in the delivery room with MJ but once he was born Mike was her rock. She gets choked up talking about him and Julie comforts her. Susan says she's okay, there are just so many memories of Mike in the house. She says Porter will be fine and that Julie is wrong that he isn't into being a dad anymore.
Susan goes to the fast food burger joint where he works to speak to Porter. He's working many extra shifts to help make money for the baby. Susan tells him to tell Julie that since she's worried he's losing interest. He admits to Susan that he's starting to realize it was a bad trade for Julie to keep the baby on the promise that he would help so she could go to school since he doesn't feel like he's going to amount to much.
Susan tries to help Julie relax by doing visualization exercises about Julie finishing school. Julie is confused. Susan says she's moving up near Julie's college and will help with the baby. She thinks it will be good for her and MJ since there are memories on Wisteria Lane that are too hard to live with every day. Julie asks if she's sure. Susan says she is and that though Porter will always be part of the baby's life he needs to figure out his own life right now and she wants Julie to go after her dreams.

Tom is breaking the Mumbai news to the kids. Lynette is trying to play it down but the kids are really upset. Tom tries to reassure them. They all go upstairs. Lynette asks how Jane took the news. Tom says not so well since they're in a bad place. Lynette says maybe time apart will be good for them. Tom says it's going to be weird being so far away from Lynette for a year. He's really going to miss her. She apologizes. He asks why since there's nothing she can do about it.
Renee shows Lynette her awful maid of honor dress and she okays it even though Lee thinks it's awful. She's distracted by the Mumbai thing. She tells Renee and Lee that Tom said he was going to miss her. She wants to keep him from going to Mumbai.
Lynette goes to Tom's boss and tries to convince him not to send Tom to Mumbai. He thinks she has an odd sense of foreplay since this is their third date. She says the kids are a wreck. He says he won't since he was only doing it for her. She says she's so grateful. He says that he knows how she can show him. She says she's not sure she's ready for that step and isn't sure when she will be since there may be someone else. He's furious that she used him to get back at her ex and now she's dumping him for some other guy. He calls her unbelievable and storms out. (She never says it's Tom.)
At his office Tom is saying goodbye to the guy who now is being sent to Mumbai in his place. Greg enters and Tom thanks him. Greg says he was doing it for Lynette so to thank her. He then calls Lynette a piece of work and wonders how Tom put up with it for so long saying he's either a saint or a masochist. Tom wants to start the meeting. Greg keeps calling her a ballbuster and a bitch. Tom hauls off and hits him. Greg says he hopes it was worth it because Tom is fired.
Back at their apartment Jane is confused as to why Tom hit his boss. He says he just lost his temper. She thinks its because he still loves Lynette. He admits he does and says she was the woman who was there for him when he was broken and he still cares about her very much. She is, understandably, livid and sad and says "if it matters, I loved you" and walks out.
Trying on the awful purple dress in front of Lee, Lynette admits she feels bad about Tom losing his job especially since this is why they broke up in the first place, her trying to control Tom's life. Lee can't stop laughing at the dress. She admits that the things she did to Tom were probably more about her being unhappy in general and not unhappy with him. Lee goes to unzip Lynette's dress and Tom walks up and only sees the back of his head and Lynette's bare back through the window and walks away thinking this must be the "other guy" she dumped Greg for.

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"Desperate Housewives" - "Lost My Power" - April 29, 2012
The chess pieces are being moved into their final places.
Lynette is so intent on ruining Tom's life because she's a terrible person that she starts dating Greg, the CEO of Tom's company. Greg is so into ruining Tom's life to impress Lynette and because he had a bitter divorce of his own that he starts giving Tom extra work and forcing him to break dates with Jane. Which makes Jane crazy, Penny is happy to report to her mother. (This whole storyline: Lynette using his boss to get back at Tom, Penny snitching on Tom and Jane's private conversations, Lynette claiming nothing is going on with the boss is one of the most odious in this show's history.) Greg basically says anytime he can help Lynette piss off Tom and spend more time with Lynette he sees no downside. It escalates to the point where he tells her he's going to transfer Tom to Mumbai for a year and they will have Fairview all to themselves. She, because she is a terrible person and doesn't realize this means that she will have all the kids to herself as well, doesn't object even though she seems dazed.
Carlos shows off his dingy new office as a counselor where he will help addicts find jobs and housing. Because she is a terrible person Gaby mocks the office, his work, and his pay. When she meet the rich widow of a big muckety muck she starts exploiting her to make money off her as her personal shopper. She invites her home. And when Carlos recalls that her husband was a major philanthropis he lures her and her bank account away from Gaby and has her invest in his non-profit instead. Gaby is incensed, since she works on commission. (Carlos also seems to be overlooking the fact that Gaby's work is actually helping to pay their bills. Yes, his work is useful and important but isn't keeping the roof over his own actual head.) Gaby is so mad that, because she is a terrible person, she makes over his office to look like he spends all the money that comes into the office has gone right into his office including a baby grand piano with a candelabra, a fancy gold desk, and fancy decorations. The widow sees this and is disgusted and takes her money elsewhere. Carlos is incensed at what Gaby did. She points out that he's just mad that he lost. He's a shark, says Gaby, who has simply turned his shark-like tendencies to another venture. He seems unsettled by this but also to recognize that it's true. He says he wants to be a different kind of man.
MJ comes home and Susan finds info on a father/son soapbox derby in his bag. It's in three days. She's so determined to make this work for him that she doesn't see he doesn't want to do it. To the point that after she stays up for two days making a car he rolls it out into traffic. He points out that kids at school are always staring at him and treating him different and he doesn't want to be only kid with his mom at the derby and be even more different. She finally realizes that she can't make it better so she does the next best thing she has Tom, Bob, Lee, and Ben come over to help with a new car. And they all point out that it's not just the car they can help with, he can come to any of them anytime for their help. He appreciates this and the build a replica of a Corvette Sting-Ray, which was Mike's favorite car.
As Bree gets to know her lawyer Trip she realizes that she has a crush on him, even though they have nothing in common. They laugh, they eat together, they argue, they prep for her case. At the pre-trial hearing, however, it comes out that that prosecutor wants to call at least 8 of the dudes that Bree slept with when she was on her bender. It's supposed to help prove that she could've slept with Alejandro and simply not have remembered it. Trip says he needs to hear all about it but Bree is embarrassed. So he goes first and tells her some embarrassing stories about his sexual history. This loosens her up so she can talk to him. It turns out that it's good that they prepped because it turns out all of this stuff will be admissible in court. As she explains all of this to the girls they clearly see she has a crush on him. She tries to deny it but sees what they're saying. Susan says it makes sense because he's saving her but all the ladies agree she has to keep a clear head and not act on her crush. She agrees but then when she goes to see him later and he suggests talking over case stuff over dinner Bree protests weakly before agreeing to go out with him.
Renee and Ben are working on their wedding plans when she sees he has been subpoena-ed for Bree's trial. He tries to play it off as if it's nothing but she knows that something is up. He begs off. She storms off saying that she's not sure she can marry him if he's going to keep secrets from each other. After he takes a few days to think about it he explains that he is actually protecting her by not telling her what's up so she can't be dragged into it. She points out that in the U.S. they have spousal privilege so the minute they're married he's coming clean and telling her what's up since she can't be forced to testify against him.

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"Desperate Housewives" - "With So Little To Be Sure Of" - April 1, 2012
Lee is helping Susan pack up Mike's things to give away when he comes across a locked box in the closet. She wants to open it but he convinces her to let him open it and then decide whether she should know what's in it since he doesn't want Mike's reputation to be tarnished in her eyes. She agrees. That is until he opens and then refuses to tell her what's inside. It drives her crazy for a few hours so she goes over to his house and demands to see the contents. Inside are several things: passports, photos, keepsakes. But the thing that Lee was worried about her seeing was a checkbook and drawings. Eight years ago, before he and Susan got back togeher, he opened a secret account from which he sent checks every month to a woman named Laura Hernandez. With the checkbook are children's drawings. So of couse Lee and Susan assumes this means that Mike had a secret child. When she and Julie go to speak to Laura Hernandez it turns out that she runs a group home for developmentally disable adults and Mike didn't have a child but an older sister with severe autism. Mike was paying for her care in this group home. Susan wonders why Mike didn't tell her. Julie finally reads the old letters in the locked box and discovers letters from Mike's mother explaining. Mike never told Susan because he himself didn't know until 8 years ago. His mother explained that she put his sister in this home because Mike's father was a hard man and caring for a child with severe autism would've been too difficult. She was too ashamed to ever tell Mike until she was very old apparently and she begged him not to tell Susan or anyone lest they judge her. Susan and Julie realize, Mike wasn't keeping a secret FROM them, he was keeping a secret FOR his mother.
Even though her last grand plan to woo Tom back went disastrously when he caught on fire Lynette is still determined to get him back so she begins making his favorite cake for his birthday. Meanwhile at his house Jane is offering up other ways to celebrate his birthday, like bringing up his divorce papers and when he's going to get Lynette to sign them. Tom begs off saying he's been very busy. She offers to have them messengered over. He promises he will do it soon. But that's not good enough for Jane. On the pretense of bringing back some of the kids schoolbooks' Jane goes to Lynette's. They snipe at each other as Lynette explains she's making Tom's favorite birthday cake. Then Jane pulls out the divorce papers as her coup de grace saying Tom has already signed them. Lynette is so shocked and upset she whips green cake batter on Jane's clothes. Jane storms out. Later that night Lynette confronts Tom at the restaurant where he's meeting Jane for dinner. She brings the divorce papers. He is beside himself that Jane brought them to her. She asks when he signed them. He says awhile ago. They begin to bicker and he points out that this has been difficult for him too. She point blank asks him if this is what he wants, to dissolve their marriage. He says nothing. She signs the papers and leaves the restaurant. As she's backing up her car she almost hits someone. She calls out to them "I'm sorry." And then breaks down into tears saying "I'm sorry, I'm sorry" in her car by herself. At home Tom is so mad at Jane he can't even speak. She tries to explain that she was trying to help. He explodes at her that dissolving his 25 year marriage is not easy and she is not helping and that he will always care about Lynette because she is the mother of his children and Jane had better decide if she can live with that and then he storms out.
Gaby is struggling finding clients at the department store until her boss suggests she go to the men's department, take off her wedding ring, play up her cleavage and make some sales. Not surprisingly she is successful at getting shlubs to shell out for pricey suits and gear when she flirts with them. Carlos isn't thrilled about this but Gaby says them's the rules baby and besides he was constantly playing up her sex appeal when she went out with him on client dinners so he can't complain now. When she treats Carlos to a fancy dinner and one of her clients shows up, she whips off her wedding ring, hands it to Carlos and tells the client that Carlos is his brother. Carlos doesn't care for this and storms out. At the valet she says she is only doing what he wanted, becoming the breadwinner since he wanted to be a counselor. He says he's not comfortable with that. She says it's too bad.
Bree is throwing Renee a bridal shower that is very proper, from the perfect roses to the mini-quiches to the directive to the guests to give Renee appropriate gifts. Renee is annoyed that there are no fun, sexy, vibrating gifts just sensible kitchen gadgets. Gaby pulls Bree aside and warns her she hired some male strippers to spice things up. Bree is aghast. The doorbell rings and it's the cops. Gaby mistakes them for the strippers but they are very much real police who arrest her for the murder of Ramon Sanchez. Bob springs her quickly and he and Bree note that the case against her is pretty thin but she'll need a real hot shot defense attorney to make it work. The girls offer to pay for this attorney since Bree is taking the heat for all of them. (Carlos is upset about it but Gaby points out that right now silence is his best option since this would be his third strike.) Bree goes to see a "shark" Bob recommends named Tripp Weston. He points out the many ways he could get her off but declines to take her case because it is boring because she is innocent. The detectives on the case, looking for ways to connect Bree to Ramon, head to a motel where he stayed. The proprietor produces a box of stuff he left behind including a map on which he circled Wisteria Lane. One detective points out this might not be enough, so the other-- the one who was partners with Chuck Vance and has a vendetta against Bree-- writes the number of her house on the map, forcing a connection. They call Bree back to the police station and she is confused when she sees the number of her house on the map. (Since Ramon/Alejandro didn't know her this makes no sense.) While waiting for Bob to arrive before answering any more questions she goes to get a drink of water. Clearly distraught she runs into Tripp who offers on the spot to be her lawyer and dresses down the detective for trying question Bree without counsel. He and Bree leave. She wonders why he will now take her case. He says it's gotten more interesting: she may be innocent but it's obvious to him that she knows who did do it.
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"Desperate Housewives" - "Any Moment"- March 25, 2012
Renee had been waiting for a proposal from Ben for months and he had many opportunities. She got so frustrated after a romantic six course meal she basically yelled at him "where's the ring?!" It turns out he was going to propose but chickened out. But just as he's getting down one knee to pop the question the police show up to inquire after a body found on his construction site.
The next day Renee and Ben come to show off their ring and share their news. Ben mentions the cops and while Renee blathers about the engagement, Ben and Bree engage in a coded conversation in which he reassures her that he's in the clear and the cops aren't suspicious of him.
Meanwhile, Susan's troubled eight-year-old son, MJ, is struggling with the loss of his dad. He's demanding ice cream for breakfast, playing video games at 2:00 in the morning, and sassing Julie as she tries to get him under control. Susan is inclined to disipline him since he's suffered such a big loss. But when Susan learns that MJ threw a stapler at his teacher's head and injures her for no reason, and then she herself gets so angry that she sweeps all of the stuff off of the same teacher's desk and hurts her foot she realizes it has to stop. She goes to MJ and explains that trying to cover up their hurt and anger with food, video games, violence and other distractions isn't healthy. They need to mourn and be angry so they can heal. To that end she takes a basket full of jam that one of the neighbors gave her and she and MJ take turns hurling the jars at the garage wall to let their feelings out in a healthy way.
On a mission to get Tom back, Lynette enlists Penny to get him out of the house for the night by essentially tricking Jane into taking her to see Taylor Swift in concert. Lynette lies and says the power is out to get Tom over and to have an excuse to have lit hundreds of candles. Once there she claims that she's trying out a new recipe for beef bourguignon which she pretends to forget that he loves. And then she just happens to have some old photo albums out from their second anniversary. They drink wine, eat, and reminisce about how romantic they were before work, kids, and life got in the way. They are about to have a moment when Tom's sleeve catches on fire after he puts it too close to a lighted candle. Lynette runs to turn on a light to see how burnt he is... and he immediately realizes the power isn't out and she tricked him into coming over. He is livid. Tom claims that he just moved in with Jane and can't believe Lynette would pull a ruse like this. She apologizes for the manner in which she got him in the mood but says he can't deny the mood was there. Tom angrily stalks out. Later, Lynette explains to Penny that the ruse didn't work. Penny tells her to keep fighting, because what guy could resist that. At their apartment Jane applies some balm to Tom's arm and says as his physician he's cleared for sexual activity. He begs off saying he has work to do. And she says the beauty of them living together is she's there if he changes his mind.
Elsewhere, Gaby is having trouble getting her head around the idea that they're self-indulgent lifestyle is going to change so she decides to get a job. But after a blunt conversation with an employment agency reveals she has no skills she goes on an ill-advised shopping spree at the department store to soothe herself. Carlos comes home and informs her in no uncertain terms that the stuff must go back. When she goes to return the items the store employees-- who were wowed by her shopping prowess-- offer her a job as a personal shopper. She snaps it up.
Finally, Bree is in for a big surprise when Andrew comes home with a new romantic partner: a woman named Mary Beth. When Bree discovers that Mary Beth is the daughter of a food magnate and an heiress she realizes that Andrew is only marrying her for her money. She tries to convince him to give this up, she says he's here, he's queer, and she's used to it. He balks. So she throws an "engagement party" to which she invites all of his old gay friends. He is flabbergasted. Mary Beth joins Bree in the kitchen and comes clean that she knows Andrew is gay. She points out that she used to be morbidly obese and thought that when she lost the weight the men would come running and they didn't. She thinks Andrew is sweet and funny and nice and figures she could do worse. Bree tells her that she should never settle and that true real love is out there for her. Mary Beth leaves and Andrew is livid. He breaks down and explains he's in serious financial trouble and didn't want to come running home to Bree again like he did when he needed a job or when he was drinking and he's tired of her seeing him as a failure. Bree says the fact that he didn't want to come to her means she's a failure. They agree to say they're both failures with a laugh. She offers him a place to stay until he gets back on his feet.
Later in the final scene, she calls Ben to thank him for not ratting her out to the police. The only problem is, she's ratting herself out. After they got a finger print match off the mug from last week's interrrogation, the police (whom still hold a bitter grudge against Bree for dumping Chuck Vance) got a warrant to tap her phone. And she admits that she put that body in the ground and it weighs on her mind every day. We cut to the interior of a police van across the street and the cop saying "gotcha."
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"Desperate Housewives" - "Come On Over For Dinner" - May 15, 2011Susan is being interrogated and fingers Felicia. The cop points out that she had her motives as well. They also found glass vials with anti-freeze in them in the dumpster behind her house. She is locked up.Tom and Lynette take their getaway. It gets off to a slightly rocky start when Lynette lays down a no TV rule. They decide to get a good night's sleep instead of talking or making love. They try to convince themselves it's going to be great.Bree cooked dinner for Det. Vance and he seems to have enjoyed it. They awkwardly discuss intimacy and decide to wait until his divorce is final. Bree likes this idea. He thinks waiting could be fun. They do kiss though. Lee takes out his trash and notices Vance leaving Bree's.Bob is busy talking to Susan. They're trying to figure out how to implicate Felicia. Mike tells Bob about his visit to Felicia in prison when she asked him to whack Paul. Susan wonders why he kept it from her. He says because he actual ly thought about doing it.Gaby and Juanita chat with Carlos on the phone while a stranger rustles in the bushes outside. It's the man from last week. Gaby notices him as he walks away and looks stricken.She goes to see Bree to get a gun. She explains about the "mystery man." Bree is reluctant to give her a deadly weapon and wants to set her up with a class and a license. Gaby says this does not solve her problem and leaves.The police call Felicia and ask her to come down to the station.Tom and Lynette mull options near their B&B. They seem loathed to talk about the stuff they came to talk about. They meet another couple, a younger one. They are very enthusiastic and in love. They decide to go make candles with them.Mike goes to visit Paul, who isn't supposed to talk to him. Mike explains about Felicia and the cooking and contract offer. They go to visit Felicia who has, not surprisingly, split town.Lee has tea with Bree and drops the bomb that he thinks Vance is gay based on seeing him at gay bars. She doesn't believe him. Lee asks about their sex lives. Bree admits they haven't done it yet. Lee calls it.Tom and Lynette come back with the young couple having spent the whole day with them, and paid for everything. They seem to want to go to bed and Tom and Lynette cajole them into a game of spades in which they start bickering in a horrible way that makes the other couple uncomfortable. They clearly don't want to be alone but the other couple goes to bed. Lynette goes to bed alone while Tom checks sports scores on the TV.Bree goes to visit Vance for a lunch date. He has to cancel for work reasons so they make a dinner date. He introduces her to the guys in the squad room. (Giving credence to Lee's theory that he's using Bree as a front now that his sham marriage is over.) He also recently changed partners after nine years after they went on a camping trip together and neither would tell why they decided to "break up" their partnership. Bree swears to Lee she will prove that Vance isn't gay.Gaby goes to a gun safety class. The teacher intimidates her into admitting she would actually be afraid to use it. She leaves the class.Susan goes to visit Paul to thank him for clearing her name. He apologizes. He's decided it's time for him to go now. He says he doesn't belong on Wisteria Lane anymore. She still thinks he can start over since he's a good person. He says that's why he needs to leave, while she still thinks he's a good guy. He gives her the keys back to her house and tells her she can thank him by being happy there.After dinner Bree offers herself up to Vance. He says they need to stick to their agreement. She takes him to a gay bar for a nightcap. He says there's something he needs to tell her. And then one of the regular comes up and calls him "girlfriend." Bree says she knows and she loves gay people. He says he was an undercover cop here to work on a drug ring. She thinks he's lying. She asks about his partner breaking up with him. It turns out that his partner was sleeping with his wife. That's part of the reason he doesn't want to have sex with Bree, so that she can't say he cheated too. Bree is glad he's really not gay and he proves it by really kissing her.Gaby is in the supermarket and the strange man is trailing her. She finally sees him full on and chases after him. She asks to look at the market's security camera footage. She has them zoom in and she recognizes him as her stepfather. She thought he was dead. She heads back to the gun range and it turns out she's a good shot.Tom and Lynette come down bickering, the young couple try to run off before they see them. They can't evade them and are forced to tell them that they're not fun to hang out with since they clearly are working through something. They wish them luck and blow them off.Paul walks into his house and is whacked in the head.Tom and Lynette watch the rain and brood. They finally begin to talk. But can't get started. He brought her a new engagement ring with a big, fancy new diamond. She says she loved the ring the way it was. He says she made a joke about it every time she showed it to someone. He says he's running out of ideas to make her happy. He says he can't do this anymore. She says they've survived too much to give up now. He says he doesn't know what she wants. And she doesn't know what he wants, he just knows it isn't this.Of course it was Felicia who whacked Paul. Now she has him duct-taped to a chair with an IV in his arm with threats about killing him instantly. She's brought along Beth's ashes for this little confab.While she chats with Paul, Mike and Susan are packing up their apartment. She decides to run some things over to the house.Felicia asks for remorse from Paul as she slowly poisons him. She asks him again for an apology. He says he wasn't sorry then and he's not sorry now. She of course, tape recorded this. He says they can't arrest a corpse. Nope, she says but when they find his body and the tape the world will stop thinking she's crazy.Susan goes in, sees what's going on and calls the police. Felicia hears the sirens and runs. She doesn't see any cop cars. It's because Susan set off a cop car toy in the kitchen. Felicia returns and whacks Susan unconscious. She tries to stab her with a syringe but she and Paul fight her off. Paul starts choking her. Susan convinces him to stop. Felicia grabs Beth's ashes and runs. Paul thanks Susan. He admits to Susan that he killed Martha Huber and the good man she thinks he is, he hasn't been for a long time. The police bust in and Paul says he has a confession to make. Felicia is on her way out of town when Beth's ashes tip over and as she struggles with them, she is hit by a semi-truck.Susan and Mike finally move back in. She's excited to be back to hang with her friends.Bree and Chuck jog and race. All sweaty and fired up they make out. She stops them saying she needs to take a shower. He decides to join her and says he's ready to have sex after all. Then Susan rings the bell asking for coffee. Bree turns her down but Vance thinks it was a sign from God and they have to wait after all.Tom and Lynette return from their trip. Tom announces he's moving out to an apartment near the office owned by the company. She's against it, he thinks time apart would be good. Susan rings the bell but Lynette turns her down for a coffee. Lynette says they can't give up, they have to fight to save their family. He thinks they're just fighting.Gaby spies her stepdad sitting in a car outside her house. She grabs her new gun to go confront him and then Susan knocks on the door. Gaby asks for a raincheck.Susan heads home, dejected.The girls all show up the next day, Bree with muffins, to say sorry and welcome her back. They apologize. Renee points out that Susan never rang her bell. Susan is explaining her Felicia/Paul story when Renee gets and ignores a call from her ex. Renee starts talking about how her ex always calls when "he needs" her so that is probably why he is calling now. Renee continues talking about her issues and Lynette says it is Susan's night to shine, not Renee's! Bree announces they're doing a progressive party for her to welcome her back: drinks at Renee's, salad at Lynette's, entree at Bree's, dessert at Gaby's.Bree invites Renee to go shopping at Chuck's wife's boutique. This is to help put Chuck's soon-to-be ex in a good mood for the meeting with the lawyer. Bree buys a bunch of, ridiculous, stuff. Then Bree slips up and calls her by her name and Doreen figures out who she is. Things get testy but then Doreen, clearly pretending, says things will be just fine. She calls her lawyer after Bree leaves and says they can do better and he should tear up the agreement she said she'd sign.Gaby gets in her car and drives off and her stepdad follows her. She pulls over to a spot by the road and gets out her gun. She walks into the woods and he follows. She confronts him saying she thought he was dead. He says he's mad because she was in their hometown talking about him molesting her. She pulls her gun and fires off a warning shot and calls him out for the rapist he is/was. She tells him to get on his knees. He asks her not to "do this." She says she remembers asking him the same thing and it didn't work. He apologizes and admits to raping her. She holds the gun to his head but can't shoot. She forces him back into his car and tells him to go back to being dead. Shaken, she vomits.On the night of the dinner party Carlos tries to beg off because he's tired and because of Bree. He says he needs to go to the office and catch up on some work. Carlos finds her gun. She tells him about what happened. He hugs her and says if he had been there he would've shot him like a dog.Renee chats with the bartender, a hot young guy, basically telling him to stop gabbing and start working. Bob and Lee break the news that Renee's ex-husband is getting re-married, the reason he was calling her. She downs a big drink from the bartender.Lynette's getting ready and Penny says dad isn't "back" yet. He left while she was in the shower. Lynette looks and Tom's suitcase is gone.Gaby arrives at Renee's who is singing atop the piano, drunk and bereft: "My Funny Valentine.' Lee tries to talk her down.Det. Vance arrives and tells Bree that Doreen is mad now and wants the lake house and he feels like she knows he's desperate. Bree does not come clean.Lynette arrives at the party, alone. She says Tom has to work. Bree says the same of Carlos. Susan tells Lynette that Penny has it in her head that her parents are splitting up but Susan reassured her that wouldn't happen. Lynette whispers "Tom left me." They walk outside and talk and head to Lynette's house to make her salads. And Tom is there and Lynette is surprised. Turns out he went to get Mandarin oranges. He says he put the suitcase in the closet.The party arrives at the Scavo's. Bob and Lee break the news about Renee to Lynette. She barges in, wasted with her "date" Edgar, the bartender. They start making out.Bree goes to talks to Chuck and he's on the phone telling Doreen she can have the money and the lake house. Bree thanks him. They decide to skip the salad and go straight for the entree, wink, wink.Renee keeps making a fool of herself and Lee continues to try and talk her down.Lynette joins Tom in the study and he offers her a drink. He says he was in fact trying to leave her but he changed his mind, knowing it wasn't the right way to do it, picturing her alone at the party having to make stuff up. She explains she thought her worst fear, him leaving her, had come true. She said she kept waiting to feel devastated but instead she felt something she couldn't articulate. And then when she saw him when she walked in she realized what she had been feeling, it was relief. Ouch. He asks what they're going to say to people. She says nothing, it's Susan's night. He says they shouldn't tell anyone until they tell the kids. Lynette says "oh God, the kids."Bree and Chuck do the deed, successfully it seems. Unfortunately, this did in her chickens. They rush downstairs as everyone is walking in. The smoke alarm is going off and the chickens are ruined. They're clearly in flagrante when they confront everyone. Bree says her oven malfunctioned. Everyone giggles and drinks wine as Bree and Chuck go to buy more chickens.Renee and Edgar's "relationship" is going through all of its stages in a few hours.Renee breaks the news to Lynette that she and Edgar are "over." But she says she knows that it's really about Doug and how he no longer needs her. Lynette breaks down and she tells Renee the news. Renee says "no not you guys!" Renee hugs her as she cries.The dinner continues apace and Susan gives a nice little speech for being welcomed back to the Lane, thanking each friend indiviually.Gaby goes to get the dessert ready and is confronted by her stepfather who says a bunch of vile and hateful stuff to her about how slutty she was as a teenager and he goes to put his hand over her mouth again like he used to. Gaby is horrified but doesn't fight back demonstrably because he implies that he has her gun in his jacket. Carlos arrives home and sees what's happening and strikes him with a candlestick. (Carlos with the candlestick in the living room!)Gaby freaks out and wants to call the police until Carlos realizes he's dead and unarmed. Susan, Bree, and Lynette arrive to help out and see the body. Carlos admits he's dead. Gaby says it will be impossible to explain since the man was already presumed dead and she didn't report him raping her when she was a teenager. Carlos says if he has to go to prison for protecting his wife he will. Bree, of course, says that won't be necessary. They all pitch in to dispose of the body before the rest of the party guests arrive and, amazingly, the party continues.
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While Susan continues to undergo...
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While Susan continues to undergo dialysis, she is stunned when her flighty mother, Sophie, along with her Aunt Claire, pays a visit but won't agree to get tested to see if she would be a potential kidney donor candidate. Meanwhile, not knowing where biological daughter Grace is causes Gaby to turn her feelings of loss into an obsession; Lynette exacts revenge on Tom after she learns about his past with Renee, and Bree tries to befriend a friendless Beth Young.
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Susan's life hangs in the balance...
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Susan's life hangs in the balance after being trampled by the rioting mob on Wisteria Lane. The fate of Paul Young is revealed following the aftermath of the riot, but who shot him? Keith moves in with Bree but is shocked when Orson pays a surprise visit; Gaby finds it difficult to purge all traces of Grace from her life in order to repair her relationship with Juanita; and Renee wrestles with telling Lynette the truth about her past with Tom.
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Paul's nefarious plan for Wisteria...
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Paul's nefarious plan for Wisteria Lane is put into full effect, Juanita discovers Gaby's secret, Bree invites Keith to move in with her, and Tom is confronted about his past indiscretion with Renee.
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Gabrielle desperately tries to figure...
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Gabrielle desperately tries to figure out a way to keep Grace in her life; Keith plans a very special dinner with Bree; Tom is angry at Lynette for not disclosing his special attributes to the other ladies; Renee tells Susan a deep, dark secret; and Paul's plan for Wisteria Lane is revealed.
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Thanksgiving on Wisteria Lane finds...
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Thanksgiving on Wisteria Lane finds Gabrielle and Carlos hosting Carmen, Hector and Grace to a bountiful feast. But the Solis's discover some surprising news about the Sanchez's that could threaten their time with Grace. Meanwhile, Bree invites Keith's parents to partake in Thanksgiving at her house and learns some family secrets; Susan butts heads with Lynette over her sleep training techniques for baby Paige; Renee continues to remind Tom about their past; and Beth tries to uncover more about Paul's past misdeeds.
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Susan begrudgingly accepts Lynette's...
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Susan begrudgingly accepts Lynette's offer to be baby Paige's nanny; Bree is embarrassed to tell Keith that she's beginning to go through menopause; Renee makes a tempting job proposition to Lynette; Gabrielle fears that Bob is trying to seduce Carlos after the two strike up a friendship; and Beth begins to question Paul's motives on the lane.
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As Halloween approaches, Susan is...
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As Halloween approaches, Susan is forced to reveal her secret, sexy internet side job to a shocked Mike; Juanita becomes suspicious of Gabrielle's sudden interest in Grace; Lynette becomes concerned about Tom's mother's memory lapses; Bree learns a secret about Keith; and Paul is encouraged to take wife Beth out on a date in order to light a spark in their unromantic relationship.
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Susan's days as a sexy internet...
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Susan's days as a sexy internet sensation may be coming to an end after she angers an important client and incurs the wrath of her boss, Maxine; Renee and Gabrielle are headed for a smackdown after each of them reveals an intimate secret about the other to the wrong people; Bree finds herself exhausted by younger lover Keith's sexual stamina; Lynette is angry with Tom after he asks his mother to become the baby's nanny without talking it over with her first; and housewife Emma Graham puts on a cabaret show -- with the aid of saxophonist Dave Koz -- with surprising results.
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Susan is horrified when she discovers...
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Susan is horrified when she discovers that she has become the face of the provocative internet company she's been secretly working for and is now the cover model for their outdoor billboard ads; Gabrielle tells her coveted secret to the ladies; Renee finds out that Bree is a grandmother and uses it to her advantage in an attempt to steal Keith away and have him for herself; Lynette takes advantage of daughter Penny's generous offer to help look after the baby; and Paul purchases the home he shared with Mary Alice, against wife Beth's wishes.
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Susan discovers that some of her best...
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Susan discovers that some of her best moves are being copied by a competitor; Gabrielle hires a private detective to look into an important matter, unbeknownst to Carlos; Lynette is stunned when Tom's doctor prescribes a rather unorthodox remedy for his depression; and Renee invites a reluctant Bree to go clubbing with her to engage in some local man-hunting.
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After Renee begins spending a lot of...
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After Renee begins spending a lot of time with Tom, an angry Lynette feels she's trying to sabotage their marriage; Bree fires Keith without warning when she suddenly finds herself falling for him; Susan is wracked with guilt about lying to Mike about her new, risque side job; Gabrielle rushes to the hospital after learning that Bree accidentally hit Juanita with the car; and Paul introduces the women of Wisteria Lane to his new wife.
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Gaby risks her safety to help Angie;...
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Gaby risks her safety to help Angie; Lynette's fate and that of her unborn child lie in the hands of Eddie; Susan comes to grips with her financial woes; Bree considers confessing a secret she's harbored for years; and Angie must submit to Patrick's demands in order to protect her son.
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Lynette comes to a shocking...
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Lynette comes to a shocking realization about Eddie. Meanwhile, Angie discreetly relies on Gaby for help when Patrick threatens the life of her son; Bree offers Sam a generous payoff to walk away; and Susan and Mike's financial woes result in the ultimate sacrifice.
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Angie comes face to face with her ex,...
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Angie comes face to face with her ex, Patrick Logan. Meanwhile, Gaby and Susan plan an elaborate scheme against their husbands, Lynette sees a darker side of Eddie, and Bree meets a woman who knows Sam all too well.
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The identity of the Fairview...
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The identity of the Fairview Strangler is finally revealed to us as a lowly youth named Eddie (Danny's new friend) and he has been interacting with the women of Wisteria Lane for the past several years. As a boy, he once caught Gabrielle and Carlos during an intimate moment which set off his voyeur habit of spying on couples making out. Five years earlier, Bree offered Eddie a job at her recently opened catering company as well as as some dating advice over his lack of social skills. Another few years earlier, Susan encouraged the maniac's passion for painting and artwork. And another few years earlier, Lynette showed Eddie some kindness and generosity over his troubled childhood over his own abusive mother.
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Lynette is determined, more than...
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Lynette is determined, more than ever, to break up Preston's upcoming marriage to the gold-digging Irina since Preston refuses to listen to anyone about his Russian bride's true nature. With a little help from Tom, Lynette does a background check on Irina and discovers the truth. Meanwhile, Gabrielle offers to help out Bob and Lee in the most generous way by offering her eggs to be their surrogate, but she does not consider the consequences. After both Andrew and Orson express suspicion about Sam, Bree begins to question his motives over Sam running her cooking business. Also, Susan gets creative to help Mike with his finances since his pride and male ego makes him not wanting to ask for any help. Elsewhere, Patrick Logan secretly arrives in Fairview and, unbeknown to Angie or Nick, makes contact with his biological son, Danny, who doesn't know Logan's true identity or agenda.
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Angie's ex-boyfriend, Patrick Logan,...
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Angie's ex-boyfriend, Patrick Logan, finally reveals himself after her trip to New York when he secretly follows her back to Fairview, determined to win her back at ANY cost. Meanwhile, Gabrielle and Susan declare war when they both go to amoral and shameless lengths to top each other's kids in school. Lynette believes there's more to Preston's fiancée, Irina, than she's letting on. Bree invites Sam over for a family dinner where he and Andrew do not get along at all. Also, Katherine finally comes out of the closet to the rest of the housewives about her romance with Robin.
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After finding out that Danny ran off...
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After finding out that Danny ran off to be with Ana, Gabrielle and Angie travel to New York City in search of them. While in the Big Apple, a chance encounter with supermodels Heidi Klum and Paulina Porizkova leads Gabrielle to an unexpected revelation about herself while Angie is worried about herself being there over her past life as an eco-terrorist. Back in Fairview, Eagle State, Lynette and Tom are in for a big surprise when Preston returns from Europe with some excess baggage. Meanwhile, Mike is determined to show Susan what a man he is after feeling emasculated. Bree discovers a shocking connection to her new employee, Sam. Also, Katherine is confused over her romantic feelings for Robin.
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When Celia comes down with the...
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When Celia comes down with the chicken pox, Gaby must keep her distance. Having never had the chicken pox herself, Gaby stays with Tuc and Bob and is reminded of what it's like to be single again. Lynette and Tom forget Penny's birthday; Bree hires a promising new employee; Susan cheats on Mrs. McKluskey; Katherine makes a surprising discovery; and Angie grows concerned over Danny's disappearance.
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Susan causes quite a stir when she...
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Susan causes quite a stir when she invites a former stripper into her home. Former exotic dancer Robin will have a profound effect on Susan's friends -- with three teenage boys at home, Lynette will keep a watchful eye; Bree picks up a few tricks to engage Orson; Gaby looks for help with troublesome niece Ana; and Katherine will find a friendly companion.
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Tom's psychotherapist may not turn...
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Tom's psychotherapist may not turn out to be very nice. Robin, a stripper with an Education degree whom works as Susan's club, tells Susan that she hopes to find another job. Gabrielle and Angie show hostility toward each other over Danny dating Ana. Also, Bree tries to cheer up the Orson after he manipulates her further by play-acting as depressed and hints to her that he wants to take his own life.
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Lynette balks at the idea of seeing a...
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Lynette balks at the idea of seeing a couples' therapist. Meanwhile, Katherine is seeing her own psychiatrist, Gaby and Susan are determined to find out which of if their kids are in the smartest group at school, and Angie disapproves of Danny's new girlfriend.
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The act of stripping reveals many...
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The act of stripping reveals many things. Susan turns up the heat for Mike, Bree learns it won't be easy to undo the hurt she's caused Orson, Lynette discovers Tom's true intentions, and Gaby is forced to examine feelings she's suppressed about her heritage.
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In the aftermath of the plane crash,...
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In the aftermath of the plane crash, the residents of Wisteria Lane reflect on what their lives might have been had they made different choices. Susan contemplates a life with Karl had she not left him; Bree considers life without Orson; Lynette thinks about a future with her unborn twins; Carlos reflects on how Gaby would be as an over-protective mom; and Angie ponders the consequences should her secrets be revealed.
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Angie and Nick Bolen are forced to...
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Angie and Nick Bolen are forced to pay for Danny's medical expenses without insurance. Unfortunately, Danny makes the mistake of confiding in a sympathetic nurse the real reason why his parents are on the lamb (something about Angie killing a man back in New York), and that nurse maliciously blackmails the Bolens for money. Meanwhile, Katherine's daughter, Dylan, returns to Whisteria Lane for a visit which coincides with Katherine escalating her twisted plans to destroy Mike and Susan's lives by calling the police and having him arrested by telling the cops a fabricated story about Mike stabbing her. Lynnette's lawsuit against Carlos and his company further escalates more which puts a further riff between her and Gabrielle. Bree and Orson come to an agreement about their marriage, while Karl decides to propose to Bree at Wisteria Lane's annual street block party. But things take an unexpected turn when the pilot of the small Cencessa plan has a heart attack while arguing with his nagging and spiteful wife and the plane goes down and crashes... right on top of the block party.
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Since there's been another attack in the neighborhood at the coffee shop, Angie decides that she, Nick, and Danny must leave Wisteria Lane before their real names are identified as the mystery to who they really are continues to deepen. But after Julie rejects Danny's advances, he attempts suicide by swallowing a bottle of pills. Meanwhile, Carlos fires Lynette after learning that she lied to him about being pregnant. But Carlos tells her co-workers that she's being transferred to Florida, and has them throw her a party. Lynette decides to hire a lawyer to sue her former company as well as the Solises. Elsewhere, Mike goes to pick up M.J. from a birthday party, but learns Katherine already picked him up without permission. Mike confronts Katherine after finally seeing that she's MORE sicker and insane than Susan and trying to destroy his life. But afterwords, Katherine gets attacked and stabbed. Is Mike responsible... or someone else? Also, Bree bribes an ex-con to spend time with Orson in hopes Orson will violate his parole and go back to prison. Susan discovers the truth about Bree's affair with Karl. Later, both women express their feelings while paired together in a self defense class.
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Susan is sentenced to community...
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Susan is sentenced to community service as a punishment for her accidental shooting Katherine after she presses charges against her. Later, thanks to the twisted Katherine's meddling, Susan discovers a connection between Mike and Katherine and begins questioning her marriage to Mike as a result. Despite Bree's efforts to hide the truth about her affair with Karl, Angie finds out, but becomes conflicted at what do do. Meanwhile, Gabrielle will stop at nothing to get Juanita into a Catholic school to continue her studies. Julie's coffee shop friend, Emily, is interested in Angie's husband, Nick whom tries to hide his past. Also, Lynette's pregnancy becomes impossible to hide... but she continues lying to Carlos knowing it will cost her job, and then Gabrielle finds out which leads to Carlos offering Lynette a promotion to move to Florida after she tries to prevent a co-worker from going.
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Lynette begins to hide her pregnancy...
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Lynette begins to hide her pregnancy from both Carlos and Gabrielle to protect her promotion at the office. Bob and Lee adopt a baby from an Asian country. Meanwhile, an Italian-American family insists on Bree and Katherine to serve Italian food, which isn't their specialty. Also, a mysterious Eastern European maid, who was a doctor in her home country, is involved in the mystery of the Bolens.
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When Lynette goes to find Tom at the...
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When Lynette goes to find Tom at the university where he is currently attending Mandarin classes, she discovers him not only partying with frat guys in a desperate effort to keep his youth alive, but cheating in class as well. Meanwhile, Gabrielle objects to a school principal's choice of removing Juanita from the Thanksgiving beauty pageant when the overweight and spoiled youngster curses in public, and Gabby refuses to admit that she is the one responsible for her two daughter's foul language. Karl gives Bree an cameo pin heirloom as a gift only to discover that Susan previously owned it herself. Also, Katherine continues her twisted, but pathetic, attempts to seduce Mike, and gets into a cat-fight with Susan. Angie continues to hide facts about her past life, while she continues to play both Katherine and Susan against each other. Orson discovers that Bree lied to him about where the cameo pin that she has came from, and his suspicion will be aroused about what is going on with her.
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Bree finds herself in a dilemma when...
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Bree finds herself in a dilemma when a maid at a local motel, where she and Karl have been meeting for weeks now, reveals that she knows about her extramarital affair. Meanwhile, Gabrielle inadvertently makes a business deal of Carlos' bad when she insults a woman whom is married to a local businessman who is planning to merge his company with that of Carlos. Gabby makes matters worse when she tries to throw a birthday party for Juanita by going all out to win the affection of the other neighborhood kids. Lynette employs Mrs. McKlusky's beau, Roy Bender, as a handyman whom appalls her with his work as well as his siding with Tom over work issues. Elsewhere, Danny tells his father, Nick, that he knows about his extramarital affair with Julie when she comes home from the hospital. Danny also gives Julie his parents gun to use. The situation goes from bad to worse when Susan accidentally tries to shoot Katherine, who is still stalking her in her twisted agenda to win Mike back. Angie and Nick then try to defuse the situation to not involve the police since they are still trying to protect their real identities.
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Katherine becomes emotional over a...
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Katherine becomes emotional over a wedding cake that she made for her and Mike's abortive wedding. This leads to a quarrel between her and Bree over using the cake, and Bree realizes how seriously unbalanced Katherine is since Mike left her. As Lynnette begins to show symptoms of her pregnancy, Carlos mistakes Lynnette's increased bust size as a breast enhancement. Karl and Bree send a span of seductive text messages to each other behind Orson's back. Meanwhile, Gabrielle continues dealing with Ana who continues dating her past flame John Rowland. Elsewhere at the hospital, Julie finally comes out of her coma, but she cannot identify her attacker. Susan becomes more of an emotional wreck when Andrew tells her that Julie was involved with a married man, named Dominick. Also, Angie bribes Porter to help throw a party for Danny as more secrets of the Bolen family's past is revealed.
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Bree becomes upset and jealous when...
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Bree becomes upset and jealous when she sees Karl on a date with another woman at a restaurant, but she is unable to say anything, as she is with Orson. Meanwhile, the Bolen's son, Danny, is released from police custody when they cannot find any evidence that he was the one who attacked and nearly killed Julie, but Susan sparks a war with the Bolen family when she isn't finished dealing with them for she continues to think that Danny attacked her daughter. Also, Ana becomes an instigator of Gabrielle's when she plans on seducing John after he returns to town in light of his failed marriage. Elsewhere, Lynette and Tom announce her pregnancy to their kids which all of them are not enthusiastic about it while she and Tom decide to keep it a secret from Carlos.
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When Julie is hospitalized and falls...
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When Julie is hospitalized and falls into a coma from her assault, everyone is wondering who the culprit is. Lynnette stops the doctors from giving Julie an radiation examination by informing them that she happens to be pregnant, much to Susan's surprise. Meanwhile, Karen McCluskey falls for Roy Handler, the new steaks salesman who shows up at her door. Bree continues to hide her feelings for Karl when they finally begin a sordid affair. Gabrielle continues to deal with Ana who finds herself covering for Danny when he cannot give an alibi for himself the night Julie was attacked, while Angie and Nick continue to argue about a dark secret they are keeping about them. Also, Orson begins to see that Katherine is becoming increasingly deranged when she vows to break up Susan and Mike.
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Lynette accepts Tom's decision to go...
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Lynette accepts Tom's decision to go back to college, but has a difficult time adopting to his newest daily routine. But when Lynette finds out that she's pregnant, she makes a decision to get an abortion without telling Tom. Meanwhile, Bree caves into Orson's demands for full control of her business and assets. But surprisingly, Orson goes back on his word and has Bree arrested for the break in as well as beating him... his final act of revenge complete. Ana moves in with Gabrielle and Carlos over Gabby's objections that Ana is not who she claims to be. Also, Dave puts his final plan of revenge to kill M.J. in full force while Susan is still too neurotic and superficial to see what Dave has in store for them.
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Gabrielle becomes upset when Carlos'...
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Gabrielle becomes upset when Carlos' family arrives in town for a quick visit and asks them to look after Carlos' niece, Ana, for a while which the not-so-innocent youngster disrupts the Solises daily routine. Meanwhile, Lynette becomes angry at Tom when tells her that he wants to go back to college to seek more education for his job hunting when she thinks he desperately does not want to get go of his youth. The brutal battle of the sexes between Orson and Bree gets nasty when Orson discovers the storage locker, in Bree's name, with all of the stolen merchandise from their house and blackmails her by demanding EVERYTHING of hers when she finally serves him with divorce papers. Elsewhere, Susan, still unaware about Dave's true nature, accepts his friendly gesture towards her over losing Jackson.
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Susan and Jackson announce their...
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Susan and Jackson announce their engagement to everyone, which has Mike feeling uneasy about it and debates with himself a future with Katherine on proposing marriage as well. Dave becomes worried when he figures out that Jackson may have witnessed him setting the fire at the nightclub. He also gets worried when he accidentally overhears Susan confiding in Katherine that the upcoming marriage is fake in order to let Jackson stay in the country. Dave plots to remove Jackson with an anonymous phone call to the NRS authorities. Meanwhile, Karl persuades Bree to stage a break-in of her own house to steal items to keep them from Orson, in her latest underhanded attempt to hide her assets from him. Gabrielle, feeling that Juanita may he a bit spoiled, forces her to volunteer at a local soup kitchen with her where Gabby meets an old friend, named Fran, who is now homeless herself. Elsewhere, Tom wishes to have plastic surgery to not only keep his youth intact, but to use his new appearance to find a new job, in which Lynette disapproves.
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Mike becomes more uncertain about his...
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Mike becomes more uncertain about his future with Katherine when M.J. asks if he is going to marry Katherine. Tom and Lynnette try out an experiment of having sex for 30 days straight to spruce up their troubled marriage. Bree asks Susan's ex-husband Karl, now a divorce lawyer, for representation for her divorce from Orson in order to not to give him any percent of her catering business. Karl agrees to be Bree's lawyer, but only if she tries to get his trouble-making son, Evan, invited to M.J. sleepover. Elsewhere, Jackson suddenly returns in Susan life where he proposes marriage to her. But his proposal is not the kind Susan is expecting. Carlo asks Gabrielle not to wear make-up for one night during an business award ceremony to make their eldest daughter, Juanita, appreciate her own unattractive appearance. Also, Dave now focuses his energies on Susan to murder her son as well as her beau, and decides to accelerate his plans when the police pay him a visit asking questions about his murdered psychiatrist.
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When Orson is admitted to the...
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When Orson is admitted to the hospital after he attempts to rob an old woman whose house he breaks into, he's confident that nobody will believe her because of her senile personality. But later, Bree becomes suspicious of the truth, but keeps it to herself. Meanwhile, Tom and Gabrielle square-off against one another when Tom joins Gabrielle's new gardening club and she worries about a fellow member flirting with Tom, while Carlos saves Lynette after she falls and hits her head in the shower. Dave goes into a decline over Edie's death, and when Susan pays a visit to cheer him up, she discovers his handgun he's been plotting to kill Katherine with. But naturally drawing the wrong conclusion, thinking that Dave intends to kill himself, Susan steals the gun and as with her klutzy wout, ends up getting pulled over and arrested. Also, Katherine pressures Mike to move forward with their romance to the next level, and Dave eventually learns that he's been targeting the wrong Whisteria Lane resident and now targets Susan.
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After Edie suddenly dies in a car...
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After Edie suddenly dies in a car accident, Susan, Bree, Gabrielle, Lynette, and Karen McCluskey travel out of town to visit Edie's estranged teenage son, Travers, at his boarding school to deliver her ashes to him. During the long car drive, each of the five women think back to their most significant time in Edie's life. Susan recalls how she first met the superficial and man-lusting Edie and how she taught the klutzy Susan how to deal with her place in the world. Lynette recalls how Edie took her to a rough biker bar while she was ill with cancer and encouraged her to push on. Bree recalls how Edie encouraged her to visit Orson in prison for his crimes. Gabby recalls how she inadvertently challenged Edie's superiority complex during a night on the town in carousing for men. Finally, Mrs. McCluskey recalls how Edie confided in her about how she gave away her son to protect him from her own self-destructive lifestyle - she planned to live life as fully and recklessly as she could.
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Bree considers selling her cooking...
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Bree considers selling her cooking business to save her marriage to Orson, but soon goes back on her word when both of their egos get in the way. Meanwhile, Lynette is threatened by Lucy at her new office job, while Gabrielle and Carlos cross boundaries as Carlos has no time for her, and Lynette decides to play Lucy and Carlos against one another. Elsewhere, Katherine volunteers to accompany Mike and Dave on a camping trip while he plots to murder her with a gun he brings. Susan's ex-husband, Karl, returns and enrolls his troubled son, Evan, in her class where a gruesome drawing by the petulant youngster disturbs her. Also, Edie continues investigating Dave's past and finally learns about Dave's connection to Mike, but at the end learns the fatal way just how seriously deranged her husband is.
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As Susan continues to work as a...
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As Susan continues to work as a teachers' aide, she tries stay on the personnel officer, Jessie's, good side since she will be evaluating Susan's performance. But Jessie, who happens to be a closeted lesbian, mistakes Susan's stuttering and lame attempts to be friendly as come-ons. Meanwhile, Edie begins looking for more information at a local newspaper office on information on the people who died in Mike's car accident years earlier, and discovers the connection between the victims, and Dave, who continues to badger Mike into taking him and Katherine out on a camping trip. Lynette interviews for an ad job for herself, and soon answers one. Bree forces Orson to attend therapy sessions for their marital troubles, as well as his kleptomania. Following the death of his boss, Carlos gets a promotion, which will lead to him working with Lucy, an overweight, but attractive woman in her late 30s... and who happens to be Carlos's ex-roommate and very first love interest.
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Gabrielle announces to her friends...
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Gabrielle announces to her friends that she and Carlos are going to run away together to get away from the revenge-seeking Victor now out after both of their hides. But things take an unexpected turn when a large tornado hits Wisteria Lane. Gabrielle finds herself seeking shelter in the crawlspace with Edie under her house where the bicker about the men in their lives. Bree and Orson are forced to deal with the crazy Sylvia Green who continues to pursue Adam while the hostile Katherine comes clean about their pasts. Lynnette, Tom and their kids are forced to seek shelter in Mrs. McKlusky's basement which prompts out more complications over Tom's allergic reaction to Ida Greenburg's pet cat. Meanwhile, Mike accompanies Susan to the hospital after she twists her ankle where she confronts him about his painkiller addiction and realizes the severity of how it's escalated.
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Edie receives unexpected news from...
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Edie receives unexpected news from her doctor which makes her suspect that Carlos is cheating on her with Gabrielle, who has a reconnection to her former flame, John. Susan tries to act friendly with the new neighbors, a gay couple named Bob Hunter and Lee McDermett, and receives unexpected results when they mistake her highly neurotic, mental disorder as homophobia. Bree receives an unexpected baby shower, as well as an unexpected visitor: her former mother-in-law, Phyllis Van De Kamp, who immediately suspects that she's not pregnant which forces Bree to confide in her about Danielle's condition. Meanwhile, Tom receives an unexpected evening with Lynnette. Elsewhere, Katherine's Aunt Lily arrives for a visit and to tell her that she is dying from a terminal illness and wants to die in peace. But Katherine tries to prevent Lily from telling Dylan something about the terrible secret that they are both hiding.
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Susan is miffed when Mike gets an unexpected (and very sexy) house guest, named Kendra, which forces him to postpone their first official "date." However, unknown to Susan, Kendra has been sent by her father who has hired Mike to search for her long-missing sister. Susan and Edie decide to follow Mike and Kendra on their night out together and they end up at a Country-Western bar. Lynette becomes steadily more dependent on the twins' A.D.D. medication. Later, Tom is not happy when Lynette tries to take over his concept of new "Spotless Scrubs" to his clients. Gabrielle becomes jealous of the "other" woman, Bree's daughter Danielle, in John's life. Meanwhile, Bree's kids mutiny when they learn that their father is divorcing their mother. A man has a heart attack while jogging and lands on Mrs. Huber's lawn. But the crafty and malicious old lady dumps the body on Bree's lawn so that she'll call the paramedics and they will ruin her lawn instead of hers. Andrew gets into a serious car accident that puts Mama Solis in the hospital, right after she finally busts Gabrielle and John having sex in Carlos' house. Bree and Rex are also called to Andrew's school after he shoves a kid into a locker. Also, the enigmatic Mr. Shaw comes closer to solving who was blackmailing the late Mary Alice, and he focus on Edie as the prime suspect.
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Cash-strapped Mrs. Huber figures out...
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Cash-strapped Mrs. Huber figures out that Susan had something to do with Edie's house fire and tries to blackmail her, in which Susan is forced to recruit her daughter Julie to find Mrs. Huber's incriminating evidence. Carlos becomes suspicious that Gabrielle is seeing another man, but targets the wrong suspect: the cable guy instead of gardener John. Lynette balks when the twins' teacher insists the boys have A.D.D. but tries to salvage the matter by separating the boys. Bree struggles with her rebellious son Andrew after Rex moves out. Both Susan and Edie continue to vie for Mark Delfino's affections, both of whom are unaware he has an agenda when he's revealed to have a map and personal files on all Wisteria Lane residents, including Susan. The ladies show Paul the anonymous blackmail/death threat letter sent to Mary Alice, unaware that he already knows about Mary Alice's troubled life and he secretly hires a mysterious "associate" named Mr. Shaw, to find out who sent Mary Alice the letter.
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