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28 March 2019
That's Plenty
A special, combining audience...
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A special, combining audience reaction to the finale of the series, and the actors thoughts on the show. Detailing the fan base for the show as well as showing cosplayers, uploads and stories from the internet. Interviews with Boabby, Shug, Mick, in the audience, and Isa and Navid on stage. We finally get to see Meena's face.
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28 March 2019
Over the Hill
Isa gets into a fix with some...
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Isa gets into a fix with some animals, while Jack & Victor decide to go on that adventure.
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01 January 2019
Hitched
Love is in the air as the gang rally...
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Love is in the air as the gang rally together to create an unforgettable wedding day for one of the pals.
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14 March 2019
Dead Leg - Part Two
A trip to the local cinema creates a...
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A trip to the local cinema creates a baffling mystery for the residents of Craiglang. Meanwhile, Boabby the Barman gets hooked on internet dating and attempts to coax Winston into giving it a shot.
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07 March 2019
Dead Leg - Part One
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In the first of this two-part special, Winston receives wounding news about his leg, Isa struggles with the creepiness of a new cleaning job, and Tam's tightfistedness plummets to new depths.
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28 February 2019
Cat's Whiskers
Twilight Monthly magazine needs a new...
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Twilight Monthly magazine needs a new cover star and Victor is convinced he's the man for the job. Meanwhile, Winston battles with a neighbour to win a stray cat's affections.
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24 February 2019
Local Hero
Winston saves the day by thwarting a...
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Winston saves the day by thwarting a mugger and becomes an internet sensation. Meanwhile, Jack and Victor have one mix up too many and decide it's time to get mobile phones.
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12 April 2018
The Fall Guy
Isa is delighted when old flame...
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Isa is delighted when old flame Callum returns after fifty years, having been a successful Hollywood stunt man and he also endears himself to learner driver Boabby by giving him lessons. Isa is keen that they take up where they left off but sadly Callum is not the man he was and his disappointment does not bode well for Boabby with the homeless Methadone Mick having to come to their rescue.
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05 April 2018
Pie
Whilst Navid's new automatic...
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Whilst Navid's new automatic bar-code scanner confuses his elderly customers there is pandemonium at the local butcher's shop when a fight breaks out to claim the last steak pie. Meanwhile Tam's friendship with ninety-year old Maggie leads to false gossip regarding her will.
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29 March 2018
South Africa
Jack and Victor discover that...
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Jack and Victor discover that shop-keeper Navid has a caravan at a fixed site and persuade him to let them stay there - with Winston tagging along. They are soon bickering and the decision to send Winston to buy drinks proves to be unwise. The weekend is rounded off with a bizarre game of oneupmanship and the discovery of a terrible mistake.
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22 March 2018
Balls Up
Boabby takes up walking football but...
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Boabby takes up walking football but suffers a heart attack so Jack and Victor decide to field their own team against another geriatric group. Their first game is a disaster but Isa has a plan to ensure ultimate victory. Hopefully it will work.
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15 March 2018
Grim Up North
When the local undertaker dies his...
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When the local undertaker dies his successor Shearing prompts Isa to identify him as the Grim Reaper touting for trade amongst the elderly. With their aged friend Eric dying Jack and Victor wonder if Isa is correct but, at Eric's funeral, several truths are uncovered.
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08 March 2018
Fly Fishing
Annoyed at the stingy regulars'...
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Annoyed at the stingy regulars' frugal spending Boabby turns the pub into a trendy Yuppy bar so the pensioners decide to go fight back. This involves a take-over of Boabby's flat to help homeless Winston and defeat Boabby but the whole enterprise on Boabby's part turns out to be part of Isa's birthday surprise.
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01 January 2016
Down and Out
Harrier Heights tower block is being...
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Harrier Heights tower block is being demolished and the residents temporarily housed in Braemar care home. When their block, Osprey Heights, is also ear-marked for destruction Jack and Victor are happy to move into Braemar until their new homes are built but it turns out to be a terrible place run by the fearsome Mrs Fletcher and, after a party with their friends, they escape to watch the last few minutes of Osprey Heights' existence. However, thanks to Winston and Tam, scavenging in the building, the demolition may not go ahead and things may return to normal.
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01 January 2016
Heavy Petting
Jack and Victor successfully apply to...
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Jack and Victor successfully apply to become dog-sitters for people on holiday, annoying an envious Winston as they take charge of a hungry Great Dane and a flatulent bulldog. Meanwhile Isa competes in the local bake-off contest against seasoned favourite Peggy but when Winston introduces a tarantula into the pub whilst almost killing the dogs it helps spur Isa onto victory.
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01 January 2016
Small Change
Fergie has only been married to...
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Fergie has only been married to Sinead for a year but is already having regrets and asks Jack and Victor for their advice. Unfortunately he misunderstands them and almost wrecks his marriage whilst Navid and Boaby, having accused each other of having an easy life, swap jobs with equally disastrous results.
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01 January 2016
Job
Jack and Victor decide to donate...
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Jack and Victor decide to donate unwanted gifts to a charity shop, where they meet Methadone Mick and take pity on him, buying him a suit and giving him tips for a job interview. Boaby gets a good citizen's award and Winston, having received a parking ticket, accompanies him to the presentation at the town hall, where he hopes to bin the ticket. However circumstances force him to masquerade as a waiter and he is thrown out. Mick gets the job, thanks to his mentors, but his enthusiasm does not bode well for Winston.
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01 January 2016
The Undrinkables
With the price of alcohol rising at...
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With the price of alcohol rising at the pub and the corner shop and the bullying Mark replacing Boaby behind the bar Jack and Victor join the rest of the community in purchasing bottles of bootleg hooch. However it has seriously debilitating effects on its drinkers, causing blindness so Jack and Victor decide to halt its manufacture - whilst also using it to get rid of Mark.
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01 January 2016
Gadgets
Jack is much taken by the gadgets...
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Jack is much taken by the gadgets catalogue that falls out of his paper and sends away for a chic bath tidy, the Technotub, which provides his bathing needs. Unfortunately when he gets stuck in the bath, flooding the flat below, Victor's attempts to free him only contribute to further disaster. Meanwhile Winston gets a visit from his charismatic brother Walter, who charms everybody - though Winston knows exactly why he has come.
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23 August 2007
One in One Out
Tam and Frances enjoy fame and...
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Tam and Frances enjoy fame and fortune with their new addition but it means baby sitting stints for Jack and Victor which is proving a bit of a strain. And a major character ends the series close to death. There will be a Christmas and New Year special.
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16 August 2007
Recipe
Everyone loves the "Beefy Bake",...
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Everyone loves the "Beefy Bake", especially Jack and Victor. But when Pete the Jakey claims to have invented the recipe, Jack and Victor take on the might of the Henderson Bakery in the courts to reclaim his lost fortune. Meanwhile, Tam's penny-pinching is making Frances feel unloved - Isa thinks it's time the romance was put back into their relationship...
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09 August 2007
Hyper
Craiglang is hit by two notable...
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Craiglang is hit by two notable events - the first is Tam's sudden bout of generosity, though it quickly evaporates. More alarming is the presence of Hyperdales, the huge hyper-market which threatens to put an end to Navid's shop. He plans to sabotage it by committing arson after it has shut for the night. Tam, Winston, Jack and Victor try to dissuade him but . . .accidents will happen.
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02 August 2007
Seconds Out
A pizza parlour opens around the...
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A pizza parlour opens around the corner from the Clansman and Boabby falls for the charming Stacey, who works there. But he has a rival in Stevie the bookie and although Jack and Victor give Boabby advice it's down to local gym owner and former boxing champ Jim Watt to suggest that the rivals get into the ring and slug it out for a date with the lady. Jack and Victor meantime go to bizarre lengths to try and get themselves a free pizza from cash-in-hand delivery man Winston.
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26 July 2007
Lights Out
A truck ploughs into the electricity...
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A truck ploughs into the electricity sub-station, causing a power cut. Navid's shelves are empty due to panic buying and the pumps are off in the pub. Worse, a robber is taking advantage of the situation, burgling Isa's flat. The police arrive but they may not be what they seem. Fortunately Winston is about to ride to the rescue.
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19 July 2007
Fly Society
Having won a swish night out in a...
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Having won a swish night out in a radio contest Jack and Victor meet two charming wealthy ladies , Liz and Pam, to whom they tell a pack of lies involving their owning a yacht and a place in Kenya. The ladies invite them to a country house party, where they are joined by Winston, Tam and Isa,also posing as something they aren't. In fact there are more impostors than genuine guests, all on the make and all having to run for it.
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13 July 2007
Hot Seat
Craiglang is in the grip of a...
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Craiglang is in the grip of a heat-wave and grown men are fighting amongst themselves to nab the shadiest bench in the park. Jack and Vincent are the first through the park gates so how come Tam and Winston have always beaten them to it? Isa hears that her husband has died but she finds it hard to get back into the dating game.
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24 July 2006
Saucy
Winston manages to get a housing...
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Winston manages to get a housing transfer to a seaside resort and Jack and Victor decide to go and visit him. However, they find him completely down in the dumps and anxious to move back to Craiglang. Molly Drummond, a former pop singer and sister-in-law of Tam, comes to visit and proves herself to be even tighter than Tam, to the extent that she even hides in the luggage compartment on the bus to get a free ride.
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17 July 2006
All the Best
Winston expresses an interest in...
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Winston expresses an interest in moving to Finport by the sea, which he believes to be a playground for merry widows. Jack and Victor go with Isa to visit her recently-widowed friend Ella, who looks like Ken Dodd and whose husband was hired as a wedding chauffeur the following weekend. Jack agrees to take his place but a little too much of the celebratory spirit leads to him and Victor tying the groom nude to a lamp-post.
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10 July 2006
Hard Nuts
Whilst Navid undergoes a mid-life...
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Whilst Navid undergoes a mid-life crisis and yearns to be young again, the Clansman is to be featured on a television show, 'Blighty's Hardest Boozers'. Unfortunately, it just isn't hard enough so Boabby goes recruiting among the neds as well as presenting Jack and Victor as tough guys. The producer is not convinced, but then a real hard nut turns up and is so realistic there is a knock-on effect.
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03 July 2006
Smoke on the Water
As a birthday surprise for Victor's...
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As a birthday surprise for Victor's 75th, Jack arranges a fishing trip on the River Kelvin in Shug's dinghy, along with Winston. They drift downstream over a weir, leading to an argument, but find a picnic, which they wolf down. Actually it belonged to a group of neds, who are not pleased. There is reconciliation but everyone ends up, literally, all at sea.
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26 June 2006
A Fresh Lick
Chris the Postie, who used to be a...
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Chris the Postie, who used to be a decorator, has offered to paint and re-paper Isa's flat for £160, but Jack and Victor send him on his way, offering to do it for nothing. However, they make such a mess of it they are forced to pay Chris themselves. Boabby is literally exposed when Tam gets hold of a porn tape in which he appeared - as Troy the Gardener - and Shug accidentally treats the whole town centre to a showing of it.
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19 June 2006
Drama
Revenge is sweet for Winston when he...
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Revenge is sweet for Winston when he exposes the new bookie Frankie Reid, supposedly the elder brother of his old adversary Stevie, as Stevie himself and, thanks to personal tips from pundit John McCririck via the T.V. set, takes him to the cleaners, though his triumph is short-lived. Jack and Victor win a free tour of a local whiskey distillery where they bend the rules and get thrown out - but with a valuable souvenir.
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28 December 2005
Christmas Special: Cold Turkey
Christmas is looming but Winston gets...
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Christmas is looming but Winston gets conned by a ned into buying a turkey so fresh it's still alive, Tam devises his own means of delivering Christmas cards for Frances and Jack and Victor are left out in the cold when they offend Isa, who usually supplies their Christmas dinner. Are there consolations to be had by joining the pensioners in the Community Centre?
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26 August 2005
Who's the Daddy?
A gang of construction workers headed...
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A gang of construction workers headed by Chris move into Craiglang with orders to demolish the Clansman and replace it with new houses. Jack, Victor and Winston lead the protest outside the pub and come to the conclusion that one of them may well be Chris's father, a fact which they trust will prevent the Clansman from being knocked down. So, out of the trio, who's the daddy?
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19 August 2005
Hatch
Jack has got satellite television but...
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Jack has got satellite television but Victor has not so, to enable both of them to watch, they ask Shug to put in a connecting hatch between their two rooms. Isa gets the wrong end of the stick when she hears about this and soon it is going about Craiglang that they are a gay couple.
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12 August 2005
Ring
Tam proposes to Frances, the...
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Tam proposes to Frances, the librarian - with everyone spying on them. Winston bullies him into lashing out on a new wedding ring, rather than re-using his first wife's, but unfortunately Jack swallows it whilst performing a conjuring trick. Can the prune juice bring it back for the big day? Navid discovers that being taken over by the Spire supermarket group is less advantageous than he imagined.
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05 August 2005
Dial-A-Bus
Jack and Victor decide to make use of...
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Jack and Victor decide to make use of the Dial-a-Bus service to go into town but their trip turns into a nightmare when Davie the driver suffers one of his psychotic turns and refuses to stop. Winston takes advantage when Boabby goes on holiday by persuading his temporary barman that he is the owner of the Clansman and, as such, entitled to all the perks that brings.
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22 July 2005
Kill Wullie
Envy turns to bewilderment and then...
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Envy turns to bewilderment and then concern when Jack and Victor see their friend Wullie dating the considerably younger Rena and the rumours start to fly that she wants to kill him for his money. Winston's new leg is rather loose-fitting and therefore not the best place to hide his cash when a young layabout is roaming the estate conning the residents out of money.
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04 June 2004
Oot
For decades reclusive Archie has...
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For decades reclusive Archie has hidden himself away from the world but now there is no hiding place as the council are due to demolish his house. Jack and Victor take him under their collective wings in an effort to bring him into the twenty-first century whilst Winston decides to turn his flat into a cinema.
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28 May 2004
Big Yin
The neds are getting out of hand and...
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The neds are getting out of hand and need to be taught a little respect for their elders so Jack and Victor enlist the services of their hard man friend 'Big Yin' Innes. There is only one problem. 'Big Yin' must not be allowed near the Miduri, for that liqueur will have a very profound effect on him. Winston, meanwhile, counters bullying his own way when he gets a job at the local supermarket.
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21 May 2004
Cairds
Osprey Heights has suddenly become...
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Osprey Heights has suddenly become the venue for a card school and tight-fisted Tam has won disabled Joe's disability scooter from him in a card game. Jack and Victor set out to win it back for him. Whilst Shug gets arrested as a Peeping Tom, Winston has the satisfaction of seeing his long-standing feud with the local bookie work in his favour when he discovers he has won the accumulator. Or has he?
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14 May 2004
Swottin
Back from Canada life in Craiglang...
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Back from Canada life in Craiglang seems really mundane to Jack and Victor, who consider taking up a hobby. such as enrolling for the First Aid Course at Glasgow University's night school. Boabby has troubles of his own. His custom is dwindling and he can't get his leg over. However, things could change when he brings in a pretty new barmaid and has a quiz night. Armed with their new-found knowledge Victor and Jack are determined to be the quiz champions.
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07 May 2004
Hoaliday
Jack and Victor have crossed the Big...
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Jack and Victor have crossed the Big Pond to stay with Fiona and are taking in all the tourist attractions - as well as the tacky souvenirs. With such an improved life-style why would anybody want to return to dreary old Craiglang? Where Winston has now got his feet under the table at Isa's. Her cooking is superb but he finds her incessant talking less palatable.
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23 May 2003
Dug
Isa's husband Jack Drennan re-appears...
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Isa's husband Jack Drennan re-appears and, as she wants none of him, she gets Winston to pretend to be her boyfriend. Whilst Victor and his son have little in common Jack gets a tape from his daughter Fiona in Canada showing the family, and with it an invitation to go out and see her. Can Jack leave his old pal to fend for himself in Craiglang? Or, perhaps they could both go?
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16 May 2003
Buntin'
Is it a fox rummaging around in the...
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Is it a fox rummaging around in the waste bins at the back of Navid's shop? No, it's Pete the Jakey, the slovenly town drunk of Craiglang. It's a surprise to everyone then when he turns up at the Clansman, clean-shaven and wearing a suit and tie. He explains that he has got a new job as the council's 'facility' but Jack and Victor don't believe him and decide to follow him.
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09 May 2003
Shooglies
To celebrate sixty years of...
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To celebrate sixty years of friendship Jack and Victor go out for a meal but it costs the Earth and prompts them to lament the passing of the good old days. As it happens these are being celebrated in an exhibition at the city museum,dedicated to the Glasgow of their boyhood. Whilst there, they meet an old friend Frank McCallum, but he has certainly changed since they last saw him.
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02 May 2003
Scran
The workmen on the new building site...
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The workmen on the new building site are spending a lot of money on food and lining the pockets of take-away entrepreneur Vince, 'the Clydeside Poisoner'. With Navid away at his brother's funeral Jack and Victor are minding the store for him. Winston, who hates Vince, sees this as the perfect opportunity to set up his own fast food outlet from the shop and give Vince a run for his money.
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25 April 2003
Tappin
A money-lender appears at Craiglang...
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A money-lender appears at Craiglang and finds no shortage of willing customers. Jack and Victor are in the money too, not, as Isa believes, because they have 'tapped' money from the lender but because they have bought stock market shares from Navid. Tam and Winston have a run-in with neds on the local golf course and challenge them to a grudge match, the winners to have the run of the course.
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18 April 2003
Brief
Victor feels the need to get away...
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Victor feels the need to get away from it all and when he hears that Danny's wife is selling Danny's old car, he jumps at the chance to buy it, even though it involves having to outbid Manky Frankie and, at the end of the day, is not quite the bargain he had hoped that it would be.
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04 April 2003
Wummin
Jack and Victor decide to offer a...
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Jack and Victor decide to offer a helping hand to their recently-widowed friend Bert, who seems incapable of looking after himself. Winston, on the other hand, is certainly helping himself - to the favours of his new home help, Mrs. Begg. Jack and Victor are extremely jealous of him, but then they turn up to his flat unexpectedly and find that Mrs. Begg is offering more than she should be. . .
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28 March 2003
Gairden
Cheeky local kids - or neds - are...
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Cheeky local kids - or neds - are monopolizing the local park, so Jack and Victor decide that they will create a garden of their own as a peaceful retreat. However, they are kept busy when their friend Ronnie gets committed after he has been found dancing in George Square in his undies, and, to secure his release, they pose as his brothers.
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04 October 2002
Scones
Tam, the meanest man in Craiglang,...
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Tam, the meanest man in Craiglang, has landed on his feet yet again by winning a life- time's supply of sweeties as well as free cinema tickets. Jack and Victor are not to be outdone and will come up with the winning slogan to advertise scones if it kills them. Meanwhile Harry Drennan, the long-lost husband of gossipy neighbour Isa, returns to the estate.
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04 October 2002
Waddin'
Shop-keeper Navid is planning a...
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Shop-keeper Navid is planning a family wedding and everybody from Craiglang is invited. Except Jack and Victor, that is, who seem to have been left off the guest list. Fortunately Wullie Mac, one of the biggest rogues - or 'tappers' - on the estate has just died and Jack and Victor are sure that if they search his house they will find a suitable wedding present to gain them an invitation.
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20 September 2002
Courtin
Seeking female company Jack meets...
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Seeking female company Jack meets Barbara, the nice lady from the charity shop, who agrees to go on a date with him. Victor feels left out and so Barbara arranges a double date for him with her sister. Things, however, are not exactly what they seem. Meanwhile Winston gets barred from the Clansman by Boaby and has to seek a new local.
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13 September 2002
Cauld
A particularly cold snap envelops...
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A particularly cold snap envelops Craiglang. People are slipping on the ice and, worse, dying of hypothermia. Winston has the perfect solution, to fiddle the electricity and get free heat. Victor is appalled at this display of criminality. But then it is very cold and needs must. . .
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27 September 2002
Faimly
Victor's son John calls from Jo'burg...
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Victor's son John calls from Jo'burg and is planning a visit. Is he, as Jack says, setting himself up for a fall? When John leaves an unclear message on the phone, they enlist the help of their mate with superhuman hearing, Shug, to help out. Meanwhile Winston's embroiled in a war over gigot chops; and is Glasgow city station the paradise Jack remembers?
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06 September 2002
Flittin'
Jack Jarvis is a widower, whose life...
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Jack Jarvis is a widower, whose life is being made a misery by his unsympathetic neighbours. He would like to move away but can't find anywhere. Salvation comes when he hears that the man who lives in the flat across the way from Victor McDade,his old friend and fellow widower, in Osprey Heights tower block has died, thus creating a vacancy and allowing Jack to be near his old pal, proving that they may be pensioners but they are still game.
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