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18 May 2006
That '70s Finale
It is New Year's Eve and is the last...
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It is New Year's Eve and is the last day of the '70s. Kitty is having second thoughts about selling the house and moving to Florida, even though Red thinks she is happy they are moving. Donna has just broken up with Randy and is moving to college. Jackie realizes she loves Fez. Bob decides that he's moving to Florida and open a bait shop. Eric is coming home from Africa, and Kelso, who is now living in Chicago with Brook and his daughter, meets Hyde and Fez on top of the Water Tower.
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18 May 2006
Love of My Life
Fez introduces his well-groomed...
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Fez introduces his well-groomed friend Andrew Davies, from the West of their British-Dutch island, who suggests he returns home and adopts Fez's ambiguous attitude to the girls. At Bob's spurring, Randy makes a last futile attempt to get Donna back. Now the Foremans are moving to Florida, they must sell the house, but Red's host skills scare anyone away and Kitty rattles on about family memories till she throw a couple out herself. Reading his dad has sold the record chain, Hyde turns conventional, so the circle does an inverse intervention, then he gets more Groove news in person. Jackie proposes to Fez.
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04 May 2006
Sheer Heart Attack
Being poker partners with Hyde drags...
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Being poker partners with Hyde drags Red into drug dealing, but his mates buy heart pills instead of weed and Kitty only suspects Steven. Jackie is desperate to get Fez to herself, but he refuses to be her last choice and rather gives another chance to his craziest ex, Lucy, never mind which of her multiple personalities is in love with him.
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04 May 2006
We Will Rock You
Red grumbles when Kitty invites the...
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Red grumbles when Kitty invites the new neighbors, one of which is a car salesman who promised her a deal. Red changes his mind seeing Jef and Josh are adult single men, pales when they find out they are a gay couple but is convinced by Kitty to give them a chance, until a sports team loyalty decides the deal. The basement bunch divides into punk-haters, who follow Hyde when he organizes an unlawful record-burning party, only to extort outrageous monopolist prices, and true punk-lover annex Jackie, who sees it as their bond. Alas for her, Fez falls for Sarah. Meanwhile Donna is worried as all the girls either have been with Randy or still want him.
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27 April 2006
Crazy Little Thing Called Love
Now Red finally has reached...
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Now Red finally has reached retirement, he realizes it's not really what he wants. Bored to death, Red grabs an opportunity to help out as handyman in the record shop, but drives the boys crazy, so Steven sends him home. Kitty insists he makes up, so Hyde wrecks things Red can repair at home - only to be told he's taking it easy after all. Meanwhile Jackie has finally admitted she wants Fez, who now is no longer chasing her but Hllary, and reneges on monogamy. Donna takes her to therapy with Dr. Hammond, whose patients include Kitty, and whose own marriage is the opposite of what he preaches as basis for a good relationship.
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13 April 2006
Keep Yourself Alive
Showing her engagement ring to Fez in...
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Showing her engagement ring to Fez in the car, Kitty drops it, so Red drops the kids to look for it in the woods. Bob blurts out that Red gave her a $65, not $1,000 ring, so he's in the doghouse until he tells the rather romantic truth, yet Kitty gets value for money in the end. Fez gets lost and hides in a cave with his goldfish until Bob finds the candy trail Fez accidentally left. Hyde enjoys taunting Jackie, who refused to team up boy-girl and manages to get wet all alone, while Donna exposes her 'wet' half.
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16 March 2006
Spread Your Wings
When the friends find out that Donna...
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When the friends find out that Donna is now into Randy, they just tease them. Red also gives his blessing, again to Donna's pleasant surprise, only Kitty calls her a whore as expected. The ever-present memory of Eric in the Forman home makes Donna break up with Randy and blame him for being so nice about it, till she admits he's too good to dump. Meanwhile Jacky, now Fez's even lowlier colleague at the hair salon, meanly gives his game away as 'serial dater' to co-worker Hillary, with a surprising result.
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02 February 2006
Good Old Fashioned Lover Boy
Jackie's new job at the station keeps...
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Jackie's new job at the station keeps her on edge as she assists psycho boss Christine St. George. Frustrated with Christine's attitude, Jackie tries to win her over with some of Kitty's homemade brownies. Luckily, Jackie's plan works and Christine lightens up, but when Jackie claims the recipe as her own on live television, Kitty is the one who freaks out. Meanwhile, Leo has a crush on Donna.
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19 January 2006
Who Needs You
Fez almost loses his apartment when...
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Fez almost loses his apartment when Jackie floods it. He's ready to say "Good day!" to their co-habitation, but Jackie manages to salvage things by bonding with Fenton, the landlord, over shopping, and convincing him to let them stay. Red and Kitty are concerned over the number of arguments that Hyde and Samantha are having. But when they learn the reason for all the fights, it causes some sparks to fly in their own relationship.
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14 December 2005
Fun It
The basement bunch is bored, so Randy...
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The basement bunch is bored, so Randy buys them Fatso burgers, only Fez tries not to look pleased. When the owner Mr. Visotsky scolds them for using several ketchup containers, they decide to exact revenging by kidnapping his orders-taking 'talking' emblem, clown Fatso. Missing Eric, Donna gets excited by the kick she gets out of crime, Hyde wisely calms her down. When Red discovers what they have done, for once he smiles, as he hated the stupid clown (Jackie was traumatized by them since the age of 5). Kitty, however, is behind the 'save our monument' campaign, so Red soon pretends to share her indignation and orders reparation.
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07 December 2005
Long Away
Bob convinced the veterans to admit...
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Bob convinced the veterans to admit National Guardsmen like him to their annual reunion, which Red was looking forward to, and promised they would supply a photographer. Hyde convinces Red the cheap yet decent man for the job is Leo, but when they enter, 'Leonard' is the generally acclaimed Purple Heart war hero, Red and Bob had no idea and hear the next morning what turned him hippie in 1945... Donna isn't forthcoming about Eric's latest letter from Africa, then admits he broke up with her. Fez and Jackie confess to Hyde they wrote him about her falsely assumed infidelity with Randy, but anyhow Eric broke up even before their letter could arrive...
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30 November 2005
Stone Cold Crazy
Kitty Foreman & Donna Pinciotti...
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Kitty Foreman & Donna Pinciotti receive advice from new girl in Point Place Samantha. Donna ends up taking very adult pictures to send to Eric who's in Africa. Unfortunately these get left in a kitchen drawer and fall into many wrong hands! Meanwhile ever the daydreamer Fez imagine's how perfect it will be having Jackie for a roommate. He cooks up a male-female cross between Laverne & Shirley and Three's Company (with Don Knotts in a cameo as "The Landlord"). This was Don Knotts very last TV appearance.
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16 November 2005
Misfire
Kelso shocks the boys by saying the...
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Kelso shocks the boys by saying the reason for his unhappiness is that he's no longer together with 'his only true love' Jackie and intends to propose to her. Jackie feels 'she has nothing else good in her life', never mind Donna's objections he'll never grow up. Next morning Michael is cured, after getting his ultimate dream job: security guard at the Playboy Mansion in Chicago, where he used to get kicked out after every visit to his daughter, thanks to security chief Vic, his kind of peeper. Alas Fez must confess he already told the girls; Fez and Hyde feel it's Kelso's last chance, she'll soon be over losing Steven and never forgive him if he leaves now, he concludes it's proposal time. Even Kitty agrees Red is romantic by booking in the sleazy motel for a repeat of their first sex, so they are late at their own party. On bended knee hearing her 'no' there makes Michael- the happiest man in the world, only saying goodbye to the basement circle leaves the whole gang sad.
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09 November 2005
You're My Best Friend
Hyde's de facto deputy, college guy...
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Hyde's de facto deputy, college guy Randy, convinces the gang to have a post-wedding bachelor party in the basement, which Kelso clears by reminding Kitty Red hasn't taken her to dinner for ages. Alas the plan to be 'arrested' by a stripper-cop is crossed by real officer Ron, so the civilian boys land in jail with abusive female sergeant Davis. When the Forman couple returns, Leo has brought the strippers to the living room, while the girls are bored at their hen night without boys. Kelso's attempt to spring his mates goes completely pear-shaped, for him even dramatically.
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02 November 2005
Somebody to Love
Now Steven has discovered to be...
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Now Steven has discovered to be married in Las Vegas, airhead Sam(antha)'s profession there, stripper, is as nightmarish to Kitty as it seems every (straight) man's dream come true to Kelso, who bumbles with handcuffs. Leo has held a weed orgy with strangers in the record shop, but Hyde can't fire him, even hires fellow youngster Randy Pearson who applies because Leo put a sign up. Randy proves too inventive to let go. Getting drunk, 'scorned' Jackie shows the whole bar both her stupid arrogance and too much anatomy. Fez also gets seduced but not really.
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02 November 2005
Bohemian Rhapsody
It's a month since Eric left for...
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It's a month since Eric left for Africa and Hyde disappeared in Chicago; Kitty is preparing a tape to send to Eric. She confesses to sampling some of the guys' stash. Kelso now claims he didn't actually have sex with Jackie, who's just back and furious with him. Hyde returns and punches Kelso. Charlie falls from the water tower - and dies (eliminating himself from the role of replacement Eric). Jackie hears Hyde was intending to propose in Chicago, and tries to make up. He says he's not ready to get married yet - just in time for the arrival of Sam, who announces she and Hyde are already married.
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18 May 2005
Till the Next Goodbye
Red and Kitty explode when they...
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Red and Kitty explode when they discover the guys smoking pot in the basement. Eric finally leaves for Africa, but not before he can get a hug (and a penknife) from Red, declare his love once again for Donna and survive a leaving party organised by Kitty. Later, Hyde turns up in Chicago to get back together with Jackie - only to discover she's just had sex with Kelso.
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18 May 2005
Short and Curlies
Hyde hints he was willing to marry...
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Hyde hints he was willing to marry Jackie to stop her leaving for Chicago. New guy Charlie is in the doghouse after turning up drunk and dressed as a schoolgirl. Fes and Kelso discover Jackie is still in Point Place. Donna tries to come up with a leaving gift for Eric, who departs for Africa in three days. Charlie accidentally sees Kitty naked, but it's Red who gets into trouble. Eric's present turns out to be Donna, dressed as Princess Leia. Hyde doesn't know how to react when Jackie repeats her ultimatum, and lets her walk off, angry. Kelso offers to give her a ride to Chicago. Charlie tries to get back on Red's good side - with typically disastrous results. Kelso tries to dump Jackie at the bus station, but she demands he take her all the way. Fes tries to tap into Eric's Star Wars fantasy with Donna.
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11 May 2005
Take It or Leave It
Donna is still furious with Eric over...
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Donna is still furious with Eric over his decision to spend a year in Africa. Jackie announces she's been offered a job in Chicago - and demands Hyde decide whether they should get married. Red introduces Charlie, the son of a fellow war vet, who unwisely invites the gang to visit his father's beer warehouse. Hyde makes his choice - but Jackie has already left.
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04 May 2005
2000 Light Years from Home
Michael has decided it's time to dump...
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Michael has decided it's time to dump Angie, but doesn't know how to do it less insensitively then the many other times he dumped girls, so he chickens out. He could have spared himself the trouble: she dumps him because her dad has decided to promote her to manager of his Milwaukee record shop, although she hasn't learned anything about the business, so Hyde is not happy - or didn't she get that right? Eric finally has the paperwork ready to study, but now Red announces his college fund is now lost on the muffler shop, and student counselor Mr. Bray is only interested in girls, especially Donna. When he finally finds a solution, it comes at the price of a year further away then either Kitty or Donna could accept.
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09 March 2005
Oh, Baby We Got a Good Thing Goin'
Brooke has finally entrusted their...
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Brooke has finally entrusted their baby daughter for a whole day to Michael. He can't keep the baby with his brothers as Kelso boys plays darts using each-other as target board. He proudly brings the 'bundle of joy' to the basement, where nobody is good at baby care and Fez just obsessed with breast milk. First Michael worries when the baby cries in his arms, fine in everybody else's except Leo's. Later he panics when the baby goes missing - Bob took it from Leo, who fell asleep in Bob's new hammock. Meanwhile Red and Hyde take their girls to a car event, but, besides refreshments, there are carnal 'fringe benefits' too literally at hand.
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02 March 2005
Down the Road Apiece
Eric announces he finally knows what...
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Eric announces he finally knows what to do after his year off: make documentary movies, so he sets off by car. Given his limited skills at anything, everybody is worried, and rightly: Eric doesn't even get outside Point Place without a flat, has no spare and is just lucky -lost- Leo passes by, alas without any money, not even for the diner, while Eric paid his last $20 to a fake mechanic. His parents, Donna and 'trained cop' Kelso set out searching for the lost boy. Meanwhile in the basement, Fez tries to mend the nasty atmosphere between Hyde and Jackie.
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23 February 2005
On with the Show
Jackie gets her own local cable TV...
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Jackie gets her own local cable TV show but bombs out on her first show while Eric meets Stewie, an unemployed 36 year old, who shares Eric's love of fantasy comics and Star Wars and Kelso tries to teach an inept Angie the basics of 'The Burn'. Jackie surprisingly perseveres with her TV show to discover she can make it on her own while Angie pulls off a major 'burn' on Kelso on live cable TV. Eric is freaked out when he finds out that Stew still lives at home with his mother, giving Eric an eerie glimpse of his own future.
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12 January 2005
Can't You Hear Me Knocking
The boys cheer up Hyde with weed,...
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The boys cheer up Hyde with weed, Kelso calls the White House to inquire about a Soviet death-ray he read about in the comic The Flash but actually sounds like he threatens the president's life and mentions their address, they all panic about the FBI, especially always paranoid Hyde, and attack everything 'suspicious'... Red and Kity snuggle up in an ice-fishing cabin, but when a big fish bites... Donna and Jackie take a karate-class, a matter of motivation...
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05 January 2005
Don't Lie to Me
At a bridal convention, Jackie who...
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At a bridal convention, Jackie who has a bad row with Hyde presents herself as bride Donna, and Fez as fianc? Eduardo, prince of Mexico, who is planted with the other superfluous grooms. Kelso rubs in with Hyde he and Angie are all over each-other, and their pact protects him against reprisals. Eric also wants a pact, and is promised one 'after' getting Hyde out of his- Eric makes the family tell Angie anecdotes about Michael's craziest stunts, like gluing himself to the fridge and inventing 'car skiing' till she dumps the innocent boy, whose miserable reaction touches even Hyde, who asks Angie to take him back. Jackie got an invitation to a real wedding and makes Fez go under their aliases, but as the Formans are guests gets found out and turns on Hyde...
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15 December 2004
Winter
Kelso accidentally took the police...
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Kelso accidentally took the police department-donated gifts for needy kids, but Eric begs to keep some as Red never gave him any toys, just a rain coat and a hose-down to test it; opening 'just one' package leaves nothing unwrapped. The girls are flattered when Kitty invites them to help out the stuck-up 'Ladies of Point Place' (LOPPs) with their height of the year, the Christmas party, but angry because the boys couldn't care less, Jackie is furious Hyde even reneges on his promise to attend in favor of boyish basement toy-games. Posh Patty Ryals marches in to take charge instead of Kitty because of an incident in 1963, 'Santa' Bob fondly remembers dating Patty. Red catches the boys playing, but with rare seasonal mildness lets them bring the toys to the community center, forcing him and Kitty to stall...
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01 December 2004
Surprise, Surprise
To the gang's surprise, Steve's...
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To the gang's surprise, Steve's sister Angie has dated Kelso. Even her promise not to do it again is broken after just one try from the irresistible flirter, or rather got her in bed even without having drinks. Kitty suggests to Jackie to console Steve with lovingly baked cookies from his girl-friend, about as realistic as teaching a rhino ballet. Michael triumphs to have nailed every basement boy's sister, not counting Fez's still in their native jungle, an embarrassing sting even when repeated by Eric again and again. Despite one of Red's rare compliments for his shop, Hyde's lack of scruples extends even to record advice for Kitty. Donna doubts her radio rating when she realizes Fez has been calling with fake voices, then refuses to make publicity for Red's shop, instead raging on air against its calendar with scantily dressed girls, but the responses are revealing.
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24 November 2004
You Can't Always Get What You Want
The gang minus Eric helps Hyde and...
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The gang minus Eric helps Hyde and his sister install a record shop, but he doesn't even know it already has dad's chain's name, Grooves; Angie has been waiting since she was eight to do it exactly her way, business-school approved, but when she realizes she forgot to order bins for the actual records, she agrees to his terms if he provides a hundred bins, Donna thinks of stealing milk crates instead... Meanwhile Eric has been waiting to be early at the Styx tickets sale, but actually is the only buyer, while both Kelso and Fez fail to steal Styx vinyl. When Kitty realizes she may not have her baby-boy at the Thanksgiving table, she threatens not to make her famous yams, an absolute must for Red, so Eric and Bob are commandeered to attend, but then foul language kills the mood, attention shifts to Eric's too vague future...
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17 November 2004
Angie
Hyde's Afro half-sister Angie...
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Hyde's Afro half-sister Angie Barnett, a maths major, is a hit with the basement gang, but rats on him for not working and tells him she accepts no rival for dad's managerial succession; Jackie starts spreading an unpaid stripper lie, but dad has a secret weapon... Kitty blurts out to Fez Eric's secret: he has no weekly Spanish class but still practices roller-disco, so everyone comes spoil his 'Rainbow's stardom...
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10 November 2004
Mother's Little Helper
Superior shampoo boy Fez is picked up...
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Superior shampoo boy Fez is picked up by charmed customer Danielle after commiserating about her adorable knucklehead boyfriend- which is Kelso, who can't believe she's alive when stood-up but is made to doubt if he's loosing his magical touch, so he gets a lesson in listening to girls without staring at their breasts, with a surprising effect on Danielle. Since the boys dared Donna and Jackie to play a fight punching in friendly jest, they can't stop cat-fighting meanly. The boys are disgusted because Kitty left a 'pervert' book in the garage to 'inspire' Red; when he refuses she declares a cooking strike, Bob suggests a deeper root problem, but she assures Eric she's just horny.
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03 November 2004
Rip This Joint
Bored Eric decides to invent moon...
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Bored Eric decides to invent moon ditching, and agrees being such a slow runner he should do it without his pants, but when the car won't start everybody abandons him, Kelso -offended mere girl Donna was chosen over him as first lieutenant- even takes his pants; now he's over 18, the police throws him in jail, Donna forgot to bring pants, Kelso on police jail duty promises the criminal cruel revenge, but is also identified and slammed in the same cell. Hyde has to miss the fun since he presents his pa to everyone at Kitty's otherwise pointless, self confidence-boosting party .
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06 October 2004
It's Only Rock and Roll
Kelso decides it's time to extend his...
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Kelso decides it's time to extend his new respecting women to dumping his porn collection by giving it to the needy- that's Fez, but he cannot handle having to stop reading Playboys. Kitty has taken up tai-ji with Donna and Mitch and gets a Buddha statue to match, but that doesn't square with pet-dog Schotzi. Hyde's first day in his dad's office is a disaster, even wearing a suit and tie isn't as bad as the mindless paperwork...
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29 September 2004
Beast of Burden
Although Eric enjoys his year off,...
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Although Eric enjoys his year off, he's still jealous when dad Red hires Steven for his new muffler shop which is preparing for its 'grand' opening (following none of Bob's grand suggestions) without even considering his son, despite Kitty's pleading Eric knows things too, such as catching butterflies. However Hyde's dad has a far better job offer in his office... When Fez learns shampoo boys get paid to touch girls' hair, he applies for a vacancy; Donna reluctantly plays his test customer...
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22 September 2004
I Can't Get No Satisfaction
Kelso is back from Chicago: he has a...
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Kelso is back from Chicago: he has a daughter, Betsy, and his paternal status makes him even more desirable to Kimberly, but once he realizes she is someone's daughter too, his own conquest somehow feels sordid, unless her father... Kitty gets Hyde to call his 'lost dad' Barnett again. Eric decides to (ab)use his 'year off' for undeserved treats, such as gummy-bear ice-cream, and doing things he always dreamed off, such as vandalizing a local shop; when Red takes everyone to the muffler shop only to find it's out of business, Eric decides to shorten that word to 'muff' with the gang, but Red, who is tired of his failing job applications, has news after a visit to the bank...
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15 September 2004
Let's Spend the Night Together
Kelso is waiting for Brooke's call...
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Kelso is waiting for Brooke's call he's going to become a daddy, but Fez keeps pestering him with fake calls and answers. Sissy Eric joins Donna in a feminist demonstration for a safe park, even belting 'I'm a Woman', but ends up the prey of a ruthless herd after humping her there. When Hyde's dad according to Kitty's hospital file turns up, lawyer William Barnett, he turns out to be black, yet everyone pretends not to mind or even notice -Kitty breaks that silence- then shuns him for offering Steven money, yet only content once the two make up.
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08 September 2004
Time Is on My Side
Red refuses to feed Eric until he...
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Red refuses to feed Eric until he gets a plan for his life. Jackie feels that Donna's new blond look will re-energize her spiritually and Donna vows to re-dedicate herself to feminism. Meanwhile Fez takes the first tentative steps towards establishing contact with a potential girlfriend and Kitty is scandalized that Bob is dating Pam and Midge simultaneously, forcing the anti-social Red to talk with him about it. Determined to have eat his mother's fried chicken for dinner Eric comes up with the plan: to do nothing and go nowhere for a year, deciding to hock Donna's engagement ring in order to finance his intentions.
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19 May 2004
The Seeker
Now Eric has left Donna practically...
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Now Eric has left Donna practically at the altar, her mother Midge makes a surprise appearance to console her, to the ever-horny boys' delight as always. Midge finds Bob hooked up with Pam and acts jealous, so he takes Kelso's advice to plow both fields... When Hyde is shortly in hospital after a fall from the water-tower, accidentally pushed down by Donna, Kitty reads in his medical file he actually has another biological father, which he ignored, besides the dead-beat who completely abandoned him. He pretends not to care but eagerly accepts a 'coincidental' ride with the Formans and Jackie to his dad's fancy office in Milwaukee, but chickens out at the last moment. At night, Donna gets a surprise visitor trough the window, to closet-witness Fez's delight...
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19 May 2004
Going Mobile
Michael meets Broke's mother Carolyn,...
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Michael meets Broke's mother Carolyn, instant antagonism, and she intends to take her home to Chicago while he's in police academy, he agrees for six months. Eric wakes up, Donna leaving him was just a nightmare, but Red warns him a trailer has no place no hide. Fez and Hyde are allowed to decide who may be best man: scissors, rock, paper, or ... Thinking about 'just wedding jibes' must be right for all future divorc?es really spooks Donna, yet it's Eric who doesn't show up for their wedding rehearsal, just phoning...
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16 May 2004
My Wife
As their marriage looms, Donna stuns...
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As their marriage looms, Donna stuns Eric by leasing a trailer and announcing she's ditching college in order to become a full-time DJ. Hyde drags Eric out to a strip joint, so Kitty decides to take the girls to a similar establishment with male strippers - which they discover is MC'd by Casey Kelso. As the evening drags on, Donna starts to worry whether she's made the right decision - just as Eric fears he's holding her back, and that it will end destroying their relationship.
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12 May 2004
Sparks
Red joined Bob at an auction, got...
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Red joined Bob at an auction, got drunk and returned with a canoe, spending the money Kitty destined for Eric's wedding present, so she orders him to think of a free, 'better' gift. The canoe is enthusiastically adopted -Kitty won't keep it- by the basement boys, as an original prop for a crazy stunt, even by Kelso's brave standards, and somehow Michael thinks wearing a helmet would be worse. Eric manages to cause drama by ruining Donna's wedding dress in stages, with and without Kitty's help...
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05 May 2004
5:15
Precisely because Eric 'forbids'...
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Precisely because Eric 'forbids' Donna to be Mitch's date at his brother's wedding, she accepts; it's in the Holiday hotel where Eric takes that shift so he can watch and bug his rival; Jackie and Fez come as chaperons, she gives him 'tips' to court a country-club bitch just like her. Kitty convinces Kelso not to take pregnant Broke to a roller-coaster and horse-riding but to her baby-care-class in hospital; Brooke panics when her practical skills fall short of her book-knowledge, but Michael's babysitting experience compensates. Red has got cable TV to compensate for failing conversation with Kitty, but deliberately refused a connection for the basement; Hyde taps into it himself, but has no control over the (weather) channel choice. Mitch proclaims Donna his hot fianc?, leading to a public fight with Eric neither really wants.
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28 April 2004
Squeeze Box
Pam Burkhart moves back in with Bob...
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Pam Burkhart moves back in with Bob Pinciotti, eagerly helped by the boys, especially horny admirers Kelso and Fez, but it's Red and Hyde who see her accidentally (but also on her part?) bare-breasted. A visit to the movie theater makes Donna admit to herself she's as horny for him as the other way around, fuck pre-marital abstinence, but then he gets suspiciously greeted by a vending girl, and Mitch, who is back in the basement, hotly hoping to get Donna for himself against everyone's warnings he stands no chance ever, eagerly stirs...
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21 April 2004
Substitute
Eric accidentally hits non-friend...
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Eric accidentally hits non-friend from school Mitch in the hospital at the mini-golf course where the Jewish geek works, and feels guilty enough to invite him to the basement. While Kelso and Fez, who were against Mitch, soon warm to him, his hitting on Donna makes Eric turn. Jackie and Donna would protest when Bob asked Pam to move in, but she replies bluntly to have found another man, he's shattered. Eric goes berserk when his green saber-Darth Vader goes missing, only Mitch showed interest in it, Kitty finds it in Eric's bathwater after Mitch left. Several people reconsider and make up...
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31 March 2004
Do You Think It's Alright?
Donna decides it's time for the next...
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Donna decides it's time for the next wedding preparations: choosing a wedding list, to the boys' anger only 'things at the table', nothing they like, and Eric is a wreck after a six hours shopping raid, so eager to take Red's advice: choose so badly she'll declare him shop-incompetent and do it all herself. Alas veteran Kelso gives the game away at first glance, so as punishment Eric must go shop wedding cloths with Jackie, who surprisingly knows how to handle a male shopping-stooge. Meanwhile Kitty and Fez catch Red enjoying reading one of her dirty girls books...
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24 March 2004
Happy Jack
When Eric is caught by Donna tending...
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When Eric is caught by Donna tending to his 'manly needs' in the Pinciotti bathroom, everyone acts as if it was an ax-murder: Jackie sees it as blackmail material to 'milk' for life, the others brand the boy as a weak pervert. Hyde and Fez regret having to miss how Eric will as always make this one 'even worse', but still go visit Kelso at the police academy, where the cadet has adopted the burly house style, grown the trade-mark mustache and adopted the cop name Mike. After he dutifully flushed weed criminal Hyde's contraband stash, the pair treacherously shaves him a Hitler-mustache...
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17 March 2004
Man with Money
When Kitty gives a cocktail-party,...
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When Kitty gives a cocktail-party, the men all dress up because of Jackie's sexy ma Pamela 'Pam' Burkhart, envy Bob who got another good looker after Mitch and agree it must be a matter of money more then charm, while their daughters agree that mismatch may not go trough but are ignored. The doctor gives Red a heart monitor, but Kitty uses it as a lie-detector to trap him till it is proven to react to... Simple hedonist Kelso is the only one who uses Bob's hot-tub after the odd couple, au naturel, so his scumbag 'mates'...
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10 March 2004
Who Are You
Michale Kelso was looking forward to...
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Michale Kelso was looking forward to the new, luxurious police academy, but doesn't want to go at all anymore when their decision to scare cows with flairs (which Eric bought now Donna cuts him dry till their wedding) after dropping him off makes him realize he'll loose his mates around and fears he may not make new friends. When Jackie's mother and gold-digging role model Pamela 'Pam' Burkhart arrives, Donna says she should welcome her- until Pam digs into her own dad, Bob.
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03 March 2004
Baby Don't You Do It
Under parental pressure, pre-marital...
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Under parental pressure, pre-marital sinners Eric and Donna go in church marriage counseling; the idea appeals to Donna, while Pastor Dan speaks Eric's language: Star Wars analogies. They lie still to be virgins, but are held up as purity examples in church, a wrong the oldies insist to see righted. Meanwhile Michael Kelso, who was struggling with theory tests at D level, looked forward to flare day, but his enthusiastic practice in advance proves too 'catchy' for the police academy building; yet Brooke feels his honesty counts for more then grades...
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25 February 2004
Won't Get Fooled Again
Fez shooting a bunny turned police...
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Fez shooting a bunny turned police cadet Suzy off completely, she only wants to hurt people. Fez blames his poor mate and failing cupid Kelso, who tries to wait patiently and brings peace offerings, but gets them thrown back (in words, two are kept as Jackie advised as part of ruthless revenge) so now Michael gets mad at him too. Donna's late period makes her and Eric believe she's pregnant; he panics worst and blabs to Kitty, who first suggested they move, then promises not to tell but writes it down for Red and Bob, who only suggests to pass the baby for Donna's sister. After Donna gets worked up because Eric said she had to give up her career, it turns out to be a false alert. Suzy tricks Kelso and Fez to meet 'with her', then too much truth from each of them proves to be- good in an unexpected way...
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18 February 2004
Suzy Simpson
Kelso presents the gang to a fellow...
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Kelso presents the gang to a fellow police cadet, tomboy Sally Simpson, the only girl he ever listened to without watching her breasts. Policework is her lifelong dream, but even she totally melts for Michael's charms, as Fezftro hers, learning her other passion is candy. Trying to be a good friend and faithful to Brooke, Kelso tries to fix them up by telling her she has a date with himself, Fez he has one with her, so they get together at the shooting range... Red's stress causes too high blood pressure given his heart condition, so a specialist, a former Packers player, comes record -if he can keep Jacky and Hyde out of the picture- and analyze the stress factors in the Forman family. Kitty fears it's about her drinking, but the men are used to that...
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11 February 2004
I Can See for Miles
While Michael Kelso helps Brooke in...
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While Michael Kelso helps Brooke in the library, she invites him, impressed with his kind efforts, to take her to her next gynecologist's appointment. Alas his van is missing by then because Eric drove Donna in it to 'mount hump' by the lake, which she considers a romantic wedding site, even though dad Bob insists on a church wedding, but forgot the hand-break... Meanwhile Jackie, who considered the basement 'depressingly gray', turned Hyde's bedroom into a pink baby girl-room, yet he enjoys the fragrance and softness but won't admit so. Red even finds it 'un-manly' when Bob gives him a fine pair of shoes. Kelso tries to take Brooke to the doctor on his bike, but is again in disgrace, so he finds an alternative, which really impresses the boys...
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04 February 2004
A Legal Matter
According to Roy, Jackie and the...
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According to Roy, Jackie and the other boys, Kelso is this year's police academy stooge, so they break in to make sure, are found by his instructor officer Kennedy and told now he is. After Kelso failed an important test, they break in again. Fez must pass a last interview to become a US citizen, so the Forman parents and Donna (of whose knowledge Kitty is terribly jealous) train him in national history; on the day he finds there is no quiz, but makes a pass at the Immigration (INS) clerk who considers it all too un-married behavior...
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14 January 2004
Young Man Blues
Kelso is proud as a peacock now he is...
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Kelso is proud as a peacock now he is finally in police cadet uniform, albeit it with a paper badge. Kitty feels repairs can't wait, but the doctor forbade Red to do any, so he decides to supervise Eric, well, probably messing them up. Jackie has volunteered for a school project as big sister, but instead of entertaining young Colette she tries to turn her into a little Jackie, to Donna's horror. After a ride along in his instructor Kennedy's patrol car, arresting Fez, confiscating and accidentally killing his frog, Kelso doesn't just mind the car but drives it to the Forman place, where Hyde finds the keys and drives away with Fez, abusing the walkie-talkie to maximize embarrassment. Eric manages to repair the lawnmower, but ...
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07 January 2004
I'm a Boy
Eric works very late, but the tips...
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Eric works very late, but the tips are good, to Kitty's relief, and it's an way to escape Donna's elaborate wedding planning. When Donna catches Eric playing poker with Roy and Kelso after work, she's furious and tells Kitty to stop spoiling her 'baby-boy'. Kelso suggests to Brooke some romance and pays so Hyde and Jackie will double-date with them; his own honesty about his colorful dating past makes Brooke run off, but the next day she comes to the hotel. Kitty has Red driven to the doctor by Fez, but on the way back Red stays terribly late with mates, while poor Fez waits in the slowly freezing car.
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17 December 2003
Christmas
The firm is mad enough to designate...
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The firm is mad enough to designate misanthrope Red as Santaclaus, instead of Bob who grudgingly accepts to assist as elf with Kitty, who by signing up the kids for the same duty unknowingly convinced the boys to attend the school dance they had sworn never to join again. Donna is furious when she learns Eric hangs out there and is now popular with a few schoolgirls, so she turns up during her radio show. Fez fears the football team will again lock him up in a locker. Hyde only came for Jackie's sake. Kelso only wanted to avoid going to the library as Brooke suggested, but changes his mind and is starting there to charm his way into his baby's mother's hart... The kids are treated by Santa to 'more sensible' toy choices and bloody Vietnam stories, till Bob can't take it anymore...
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03 December 2003
We're Not Gonna Take It
Eric is fired from the dog food...
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Eric is fired from the dog food factory by Joanna, after she broke up with neighbor Bob Pinciotti, so Donna tries to cheer her dad up as secret admirer, which alas makes him turn down Joanna's make-up offer. There is a waiter position open at Roy's restaurant, but Kelso wants that promotion to impress Brooke so she'll reconsider allowing him a paternal role. Hyde convinces Roy to turn it into a competition, which Eric wins hands down (well, full), then Eric decides to train Kelso so he can get the next waiter position. Red enthusiastically leads Fez and Laurie to get divorced, just when a wealthy aunt has send them a microwave as wedding present Kitty can't resist, but next Laurie's admirer Billy's metal shop sends a saw too good for Red to send back...
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26 November 2003
I'm Free
The gang doesn't believe Kelso's...
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The gang doesn't believe Kelso's claim Brooke can't be carrying his child. When Donna gets him to talk to her, she tells him never to give the baby and her another taught- he can't believe his luck! Immigration is going to deport Fez if his marriage to Laurie is found fake, so he must sleep in the Foreman house, Kitty can't refuse. Red isn't happy to find him naked in the shower, nor bunking with Eric, who must imitate his ocean sounds tape to stop his endless candy stories, so Fez ends up in the basement, cranky after a sleepless night. Agent Armstrong interrogates everyone separately, but apparently considers the bride too attractive to conclude negatively. Hyde, Jackie and especially Donna insist till Kelso returns to Brooke, who cruelly tells him she didn't want to spare him but refuses to 'take care of two babies'.
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19 November 2003
The Acid Queen
When the boys see foxy Brooke again,...
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When the boys see foxy Brooke again, Kelso wants her to confirm they did it at a Molly Hatchett concert, but she doesn't even remember the Adonis, who just can't believe it: other girls pretend they did get him. Just admitting he finds Brooke hot too gets Hyde in Jackie's bad books, but he's not about to lie for her; Kitty assures her it just takes a few years of picking shrewd shrew-battles till a man just gives up 'disobeying'. Donna tells Kelso that Brooke is now a librarian, he keeps insisting -the other boys only now discover there is a library in town, and it has many Playboys! Later Brooke comes to the basement, but drops a bomb-shell...
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12 November 2003
Magic Bus
Eric celebrates his 18th birthday but...
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Eric celebrates his 18th birthday but is depressed Donna is leaving to college the next day; the boys agree long-distance relationships don't last, console him with beer and leave him in a dress, another embarrassment made for Red to milk. Even Kitty planned no birthday treat, and the reason is disgusting to him: parental love life being revived. Donna got him a stereo, but they have a row just before she leaves, now he feels guilty too. Jackie is already redecorating Donna's room even before she leaves. Then it's time to part...
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05 November 2003
Join Together
Although everyone keeps meanly...
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Although everyone keeps meanly abusing Kelso, he proves himself a true friend by realizing Hyde and Jackie may play cool and aloof, they're obviously still in love, so Michael starts shuttle diplomacy, albeit without rendering any sentence correctly, and makes each believe the other apologized first... Eric's announcement he defers college at least till Red is recovered delights Kitty as much as it depresses Red his 18 years wait isn't about to end after all, and joining Red in the doctor's ruthless diet looked doable to Kitty only till she reads he list includes no booze. Meanwhile Eric discovers and enjoys that the one thing hotter then make up-sex is going away-sex, so anything with Donna anywhere is a '(maybe) our last time' excuse.
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29 October 2003
The Kids Are Alright
Eric and Donna slept together in her...
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Eric and Donna slept together in her bed, and are caught by pa Bob, Eric wearing briefs and her top; strangely enough also in her closet was Fez, while his new wife Laurie is on 'honeymoon'- with her friend Carlos! Red has had a mild heart attack, so the doctor prescribes rest and 'not holding back', which worries Eric his dad from hell might get still worse. Eric's only consolation is taunting his lifelong tormentor with his low-fat diet. Kelso starts training for police academy by drinking eggs 'like Rocky', till Jackie reminds him of his allergy, the boys rush him to hospital, swelling up uglier then anyone dares tell the beauty-conscious boy. Jackie has finally chosen, for Hyde. But he didn't just wait; Kelso considers her too complicated and wants to be just friends. Despite everything, Eric feels he can't leave home now, although he wants nothing more.
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14 May 2003
Celebration Day
Fez dreads impending graduation as he...
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Fez dreads impending graduation as he probably must return to his lizard-infested country afterward, so he gets Kelso and Hyde to observe a truce in their Jacky-war to join both on a camping trip by the lake with the whole gang, plus Eric's stupid sister Laurie. Kitty is on heavy tranquilizers as she can't handle her 'baby boy' moving out. After a failed ghost prank by the campfire Eric was to skinny-dip with Donna, but ends up screaming butt-naked with Laurie, who next does it in Kelso's van with Fez, who gets even more out of it then sex... Kelso and Hyde's rivalry for Jackie comes to a near fistfight, until she calls out that "it's no fun for me anymore!" The pair realizes that she's been playing them against each other as revenge for their awful treatment of her over the years, and they demand she finally chooses. Next morning they all oversleep and the van is stolen, so the parents are terribly disappointed the kids all miss their own graduation ceremony...
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07 May 2003
Immigrant Song
Kitty flips out when Red has a change...
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Kitty flips out when Red has a change of heart and tells Eric and Donna that they can leave with his blessing. A fall from the water tower leads to a brief truce between Kelso and Hyde. And Fez gets busted as he vandalizes the water tower for a senior prank.
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23 April 2003
Nobody's Fault But Mine
Kelso sees Hyde kissing another girl...
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Kelso sees Hyde kissing another girl in the hotel; Hyde doesn't even deny it, but still can't believe the 'gay nurse dream' till Fez confirms it, in the presence of mean school-paper editor Mitch Miller whom Fez just denied a driver's license, and Miller jumps at the chance for blackmail. Jackie dumps Hyde when he confesses his cheating and Kelso announces he'll court her again. Red and Kitty keep pressing the early wedding, Eric and Donna realize they're not nearly ready, but shatter Kitty coming up with a third solution: moving to Madison after graduation. Eric's nasty sister Laurie is back from Chicago, apparently reformed...
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16 April 2003
You Shook Me
Hyde, his boss Roy and Kelso do the...
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Hyde, his boss Roy and Kelso do the catering for Kitty's Annual Nurses Convention, where erotic fantasies run wild, even with Kitty; alas in Fez's the nurse turns into Kelso, which makes both boys doubt their heterosexuality, and Hyde catches Kelso resting his weary head on Jackie's 'understanding' shoulder - maybe he should accept an offer from another girl? Eric enthusiastically accepts Bob and Joanne's job offer, made to help out Donna, before he realizes it's in the dreaded dog-food factory, as 'coupon liaison', which alas is just a fancy title. When Red says they're ready to get married next week, that doesn't feel so romantic...
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09 April 2003
Trampled Under Foot
The basement gang realizes their...
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The basement gang realizes their lives, conversations and routine are boringly repetitive, so they consider inviting a new member, but Kitty forces upon Eric Lance Crawford, a creepy kid, just because she's after his mother's peach cobbler recipe, but he came prepared... Nina tells Fez she 'needs time, but it's not his fault', the gang translates she's dumping him unless he can make her jealous by playing aloof, but when that finally works...
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02 April 2003
No Quarter
Donna finds having Jackie as 'guest'...
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Donna finds having Jackie as 'guest' is hell, only more invasive then an occupying army. Kelso hopes he'll be a though cop in a year, but needs a less sissy job then model- Hyde's boss Roy engages him as kitchen hand, but bastard Steven pretends to be his boss, qualified to fire him after a trial period, which the scum turns into a non-stop hell-week, even in the Forman basement. Eric can't meet the payments for Donna's engagement ring, even after selling LPs. Fez is still drifting on a pink cloud called Nina, yet as horny as ever.
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26 March 2003
Bring It on Home
The Formans thought they heard a...
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The Formans thought they heard a burglar- it's Hyde and Jackie sleeping on the basement couch-bed, because her mother has left too. Red discovers Eric sleeps in the bare and starts calling the boy 'Mr. Nude' thrice in every sentence. Donna regrets pleading Jackie should be helped when Red stops Kitty volunteering as usual and Bob decides to invite her to share Donna's room. Against everyone's advice as he makes a bad first impression, Fez gets a beauty treatment from Kelso and goes to meet lover Nina's parents, who are friendly till he states being her boyfriend, then is rejected as not white enough.
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12 March 2003
Hey Hey What Can I Do
Now most kids are out of a job...
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Now most kids are out of a job income, they all head for the job fair, Eric and Hyde being fired, Kelso after getting a ticket from a female cop made him doubt if his looks will last, Donna as 'hot' appetizer for her radio station. Red raises the stakes: if Eric sticks to marrying Donna, he'll stop the dumb ass's college funding. Most available jobs are revolting, yet Hyde becomes cook for his former 'big brother', a worse social cripple then him; Kelso decides to become a cop because the uniform would prolong his beauty many years. Eric found a bank teller's job, but looses it because of a bad reference... .
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20 February 2003
The Battle of Evermore
Since Red ruined Erics life for...
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Since Red ruined Erics life for getting engaged, their rowing gets worse for weeks, even chases the gang away. Kitty signs them up for a charity father-son Point Place Paul Bunyan pioneer event; they still fight and get creamed by Charlie and Mitch, an apparently perfect pair; as events progress the team' temperaments seem to get reversed, but at the end -a loss- nothing has really changed. Hyde doesn't believe Leo has just disappeared, so the gang look for him in his apartment; the new tenant has a note and a gift for Steven...
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19 February 2003
Whole Lotta Love
Now their parents know and worry...
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Now their parents know and worry about Eric and Donna's engagement, Eric is terrified and shunned by Red, Donna goes plead their case. Fez' boss and lover Nina decides to clear the air and his tension at work by asking him to stay for the night, all the way; when he reports to the gang, its sounds all but romantic or efficient, but Nina has her own conclusion. Hyde didn't even know about Jackie's birthday, Kelso gives her a perfect sweater. Eric claims he'll marry Donna even if he must pay the wedding himself, Red fires him...
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12 February 2003
When the Levee Breaks
Donna's dad Bob and his partner...
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Donna's dad Bob and his partner Joanne are off for the weekend, so they plan a weekend together, but the gang is determined to throw a party there, and unforgiving when they really refuse it. A call from the jeweler makes Kitty think Eric's engagement ring for Donna is for her, but she finds out while taking 'poor orphan' Hyde shopping for a new coat, which turns out an Evis-flashy jacket, yet tries to help preventing Red finding out, but the next paternal tirade makes Eric spill the beans himself.
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05 February 2003
Babe I'm Gonna Leave You
After Jackie cried 'get off my...
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After Jackie cried 'get off my boyfriend' when Annette kissed Kelso at a funeral, Eric regrets having missed an embarrassment even 'verbally cuckolded' Hyde can't ignore, Michael risks his hide rubbing it in with Steven and enjoys being desired by both girls again who almost fight for the beautiful boy, even if Annette bosses him around rather like Jackie used to. Eric's grandma's crudeness makes Kitty's menopause even worse, so she flees in bed to Red's growing despair, but Eric takes it as a compliment when Donna seems to be considered a bad catch for him, yet it soon gets on their nerves nothing gets trough her casual armor. Somehow Jackie and Hyde choose each other again, and Annette decides to return to California.
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29 January 2003
Your Time Is Gonna Come
Annette, his girl-fiend from their...
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Annette, his girl-fiend from their Californian exile, his IQ but meanwhile meaner, almost like Jackie, comes to visit Michael Kelso but stays with Donna, who insists Jackie must join them. Jealous Jackie hates Annette like bubonic plague, but seems to warm to her, until... Kitty's parents turn up unannounced from Arizona: Burt has lost all their money on an ostrich farm which got wiped out by coyotes, then has a fatal heart-attack while sneakily watching the girls' slumber party, like the boys before him. Grandmother as merry widow is a grim prospects for the Formans...
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22 January 2003
Misty Mountain Hop
Now Jackie's dad is indited, their...
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Now Jackie's dad is indited, their cabin must be emptied, so she and Kitty force Red, and he Eric -annex Donna- to help with the heavy lifting. Because of Jackie's lie to go to a dolls convention, Hyde took Fez and Kelso there. Alas just when Kelso finds the weed stash, Red's gang arrives, except Eric and Donna who got lost on the way, but end up preparing his parents a surprise on the kitchen table no less disgusting.
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07 January 2003
The Girl I Love
When Fez finally agrees to present...
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When Fez finally agrees to present his DMV girlfriend Nina to the gang, Kitty decides to give a formal dinner party, just when Red wanted to see an annual TV challenge special, Battle of the Network Stars. Eric and Hyde object to their girls making them come; when Jackie even wants Steven to wear decent cloths, he really refuses, so she accepts an invitation from her ex Kelso, who wasn't allowed to come alone. All the men soon run off from the horribly boring party. The boys' last hope to hold out against a girl is Fez- even Kelso knows better.
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17 December 2002
The Crunge
Eric is mortified when he and, thanks...
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Eric is mortified when he and, thanks to Kitty's ignorance about the rating system, everybody else, learn his SAT score is by far the worst of the basement gang. Disappointed dad Red makes Eric realize drooling for Donna is bad for his results, and he's determined to redeem himself, for starters by taking the SATs again, and asks dad to ground him; Donna is furious at him because his real aim is to do better then she. The others start dreaming about a fine future, Kelso even takes up reading, but Hyde refuses to apply himself to anything and convinces Jackie she should become their provider, while Fez is no longer content to be everyone's servant.
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10 December 2002
Black Dog
The news Jackie's dad councilman...
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The news Jackie's dad councilman Burkhart had to resign after embezzlement charges convinces Kelso she'll soon be running back to home for a comforting shoulder, as Steven's remains as cold as his heart. 'Perfect couple' Eric and Donna finds they disagree whether the way to go is closeness or giving space, and asking the equally divided Forman parents only causes another menopause-crisis... Fez enjoys bossy boss Nina giving him a stern lesson in fingerprints-taking, but the ink leaves its black mark on her and a part of him he normally only touches, a lot... Kelso has dug up his pallet gun from his garden, which was buried after he accidentally killed -till now oblivious- Eric's hamster; now Hyde's taunting coincides with another involuntary shot, and the fiend -who constantly punches his poor pall's arm black and blue- pretends to be hit in the deceptively patched eye till Michael, who fears to have shot 'accidentally on purpose', hands it over penitentially for undeserved corporal punishment aimed at the beaut-boy's butt...
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03 December 2002
Thank You
It's Thanksgiving, so Kitty invites...
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It's Thanksgiving, so Kitty invites about everyone, even ingrate, astray daughter Laurie: reason for Red to present Eric as an 'adult' example. Eric decides so sign his own failed maths test, but Kelso brings his date: the unmarried maths teacher Miss McGee! Red even lets Eric cut the turkey, but when he's about to announce his engagement, a misunderstanding makes drunk beaner Fez spill the maths beans: it's back to dumb-ass and now forger, Red even fines him.
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26 November 2002
Hot Dog
Kitty's menopause still makes life at...
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Kitty's menopause still makes life at the Forman house miserable, so Red gives her an orphan lap dog. In no time Schotzie is her favorite 'baby', making Red even more miserable. Eric is so grateful for Donna being prepared to join him at college for the next four years that he decides to get her a cool gift, and after some hesitations even considers a wedding ring. The other basement gang boys decide that thought deserves wearing the stupid helmet. Yet, when Donna drags out of him what his intentions were...
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19 November 2002
Over the Hills and Far Away
Red considers Kitty's menopause the...
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Red considers Kitty's menopause the worst threat since the Korean war. For college orientation day, the Foremans drive the boys -Michael Kelso brings a note from his parents pinned on his lapel, but spent the $30 on a video-game- to state college UW, Bob decided Donna must go to private Marquette with Jackie. Being apart is a depressing prospect, but while Red is shocked by the 'hippies' the kids love the colleges, only Hyde and Jackie are miserable as they play stupid power games. Donna decides to go to UW just for Eric's sake.
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12 November 2002
Ramble On
Donna gives Eric a 'man ring', a...
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Donna gives Eric a 'man ring', a horror in male eyes, probably to blame on dad Bob's bad taste, and accidentally loses it. Fez actually applies for a job in the Wisconsin Department of Motor Vehicles, where the ring turns out to be his only, even decisive advantage in the female recruiter's eyes: he's hired! Kitty can't handle menopause, her mood-swings get even worse. Eric and Donna wade through the bog of loving lies between men and women.
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29 October 2002
Heartbreaker
Now Michael Kelso has found out about...
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Now Michael Kelso has found out about unfaithful bitch Jackie and traitorous dog Hyde, he's crushed and out for vengeance- alas his attacks on f(r)iend Steven have the same sad result as always, a black eye for poor Kelso. Kitty is walking on clouds because of her pregnancy, so she invites her parents over, alcoholic Burt Sigurdson and commands-shouting Bea Sigurdson, but the gynecologist changed her big news: she's not expecting but entering menopause, as good as barren; one day too late for otherwise relieved Red: his 'baby' the Corvette is already sold.
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29 October 2002
What Is and What Should Never Be
Eric and next Donna demand Hyde and...
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Eric and next Donna demand Hyde and Jackie either break up or tell Kelso. Kitty proudly announces to be pregnant, happy even with morning sickness, and goes extremely clucky; Red is clearly horrified and can't understand that or how she is, but after even Eric vigorously chooses her side and tells dad to be a man, Red ends up accepting his Corvette will have to be sold. Eric made Hyde take Kelso to the vehicle license registration 'to catch up about the summer', where Fez admires the equally crappy treatment of all races, but Hyde can't bring himself to spill the beans, so Michael still ends up finding out accidentally.
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24 September 2002
I Can't Quit You Babe
As punishment for their running away...
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As punishment for their running away to California, Eric loses his car keys and Donna is henceforth sent to a strict Catholic girls school, Our Lady Of Perpetual Sorrow, the only good part of which is the sexy uniform; Eric's offer of a crumb cake fails to change dad Bob's mind. Donna guesses Jackie has another when she dumps her collection of gifts from Michael Kelso, then walks in with Eric on Hyde and Jackie kissing on the couch; both lie about how it started but the basement feels 'soiled'.
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17 September 2002
Going to California
Eric sleeps till noon and then...
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Eric sleeps till noon and then concentrates on his bowl movements, till Kitty reports Donna has phoned. In California Donna bitchily tries to ruin Michael Kelso's sweetly picking up dumb blonde Malibu surfers girl Annette by nagging about Jackie. Eric's parents forbade him to go, but Hyde bought a ticket from his secretly stashed-away money and promises to cover for him, but actually hooks up with Jackie, who rats on him. Once reunited, the love-birds, wanting to go straight back home, commandeer poor Kelso and his van, but Annette wouldn't put out anyway.
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21 May 2002
Love Wisconsin Style
Jackie finds a way to make up with...
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Jackie finds a way to make up with Michael Kelso who dumped her: he may kiss another girl; alas the cheating bitch reserves choosing her 'rival'; when she finally leaves the choice to him, his is surprisingly romantic, and yet... Eric is delighted to catch Donna drunk as a skunk in bright daylight because of Casey; Bob is a walkover who lets her get away with everything, regardless of Joanne, but when it gets too gross Red steps in, and Casey seizes the opportunity to dump her, publicly. Just now she comes crawling back, Eric's pointless pride makes him refuse to be her 'second choice'; before he comes to his dumb ass senses (even Kitty uses the term) she decides to emigrate to California, where her ma lives. Afraid that Jackie might enforce her 'way out', marriage because she says so, Michael decides to drive Donna all the way; the long road proves tormentingly fishy, as Hyde had first dragged Fez along stealing dead fish and then decided to hide it in one of Kelso's van's wheel caps.
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14 May 2002
Everybody Loves Casey
Hyde is so sick of the other boys...
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Hyde is so sick of the other boys wining about girls he starts throwing things at them each time, and nicknames wimp Eric Daffy Duck. Kitty wins a year's supply hot dogs, so she gives a neighborhood barbecue, against Red's wishes. Eric thinks he can outshine Casey there and win Donna back, but the 'cool' ex soldier rather makes him look immature. Michael, who learned after consulting Cosmo Magazine together that Jackie won't apologize properly for her infidelity, tells Eric his big brother Casey is always bad news for girls, and finally realizes he has no reason to apologize to a bitch who always makes him feel bad, so he dumps Jackie.
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07 May 2002
Eric's False Alarm
Michael Kelso overheard his abusive...
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Michael Kelso overheard his abusive big brother Casey say he's about to meet and probably do it with Donna in "Le Motel"; Hyde insists everybody keeps quiet to Eric, Fez spills the beans. Bob is officially divorced, yet marriage doesn't appeal to Joanne, Red assures her Bob and she are right for each-other. Kelso is determined to stalk Jackie now he believes she's doing it again with a Cheese Palace guy, actually rather sweet. Eric couldn't burst in at the hotel, just wined to Leo in the other honeymoon suite, but after he left someone pulled the fire-alarm...
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30 April 2002
That '70s Musical
The others all react blas?, except...
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The others all react blas?, except Kitty, when Fez reminds them tomorrow is the spring musical he has been preparing for enthusiastically for weeks. In his innocent dream, Fez is a real star, and everybody gets his or her place, but in reality his music teacher, Mr. Wilkinson, punishes the eager beaver for 'imitating my accent' by putting him on the last row, with losers and ugly kids. When the big day looks like it's a total bummer, Fez is surprised to see...
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23 April 2002
Hyde's Birthday
After Red grossly insults Hyde trough...
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After Red grossly insults Hyde trough a misunderstanding on his birthday, Kitty decides to throw him a real surprise party for his 18th, at neighbor Bob's place, but Steven seriously tries to make clear he doesn't want to celebrate the end of his youth, and maybe moving out. The kids think up a cool gift, and Kelso had the winning idea: a stolen street sign, but steeling it is hell even on his beloved van. Red enjoys pointing out to Hyde the cumbersome duties of manhood...
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09 April 2002
Eric's Corvette Caper
Kitty drags Red to her class reunion,...
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Kitty drags Red to her class reunion, so Eric takes his chance to use his prize Corvette, against strict instructions, just to impress Canon, the foxy girl who always put him down, and now takes the wheel, with a smashing effect... While Casey is away, Michael takes his frustrations out on big brother's cloths and bed, so when the nosy girls 'accidentally' snoop there Jackie's way and Donna forgets a school-book...
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26 March 2002
Prank Day
Kelso welcomes everyone with...
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Kelso welcomes everyone with 'Presents day' treats, but they soon discover that's just the first phase of his hilarious invention 'Prank day'. The girls invite Leo to their girls night board game. When the bad sports prepare a mean revenge on Kelso, it accidentally falls on Red, who naturally would come down hard on dumb ass Eric, but decides instead to enlist him for a 'good prank' against the others, and announces so at dinner, but phase two, again aimed at Michael, goes really wrong...
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19 March 2002
Class Picture
When their class is having their...
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When their class is having their pictures taken for the yearbook, Kelso concentrates on his coy look, but Jackie insists a meaningful personal quote is even more important. Eric's suggestion to put in something about them all starts a lot of memories since their early days, when they met as little kids or at school. Just now Eric has another big zit. Donna finally deals with Kelso's frustration to be the only one who never saw her bear-breasted.
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26 February 2002
Jackie's Cheese Squeeze
When Todd and Jackie kiss, Eric is...
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When Todd and Jackie kiss, Eric is delighted to witness her infidelity towards Michael Kelso, and looks forward to holding it against her, then starts blackmailing her into massaging him. Furthermore he tells it to each of the mates 'in strictest and exclusive confidence'... Red exacerbated Kitty by his irrational macho obsession with his car, and his 'make up special day out' to a car show doesn't help... When Eric wants Jackie to shine his shoes, she decides he has waited so long to tell his friend that Kelso would be even more disgusted then by her girlish infidelity. They rush to tell him first, but when he finds out about her, she tells about him, and the mates also learn none had exclusivity...
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19 February 2002
Leo Loves Kitty
The mall owner gives Kelso the chance...
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The mall owner gives Kelso the chance of a lifetime: the beautiful boy is recruited as model for his magazine, and almost immediately promoted to the most prestigious underwear, briefs. Vicious 'girlfriend' Jackie shows her jealous nature by first pretending it's not true, then it's not important, finally trying to make him give it up 'because modeling is her dream', and when that fails turning to her Cheese Palace boss, Todd. Fez begged till Hyde gave him a driving lesson in his El Camino, but by the time he gets to drive a few meter- that's too far, being backward, so the rear section is damaged to the tune of $80; Leo, who stood there, lands in hospital, where he enjoys Kitty's care so much he continues to woo her after his discharge, while she feels that doesn't annoy Red enough.
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12 February 2002
Kelso's Career
As Valentine's day approaches, Fez...
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As Valentine's day approaches, Fez has bought a big box of candy for his Rhonda, but can his horny body wait for her without eating the sweets? Jackie, who now learns the value of money, tells Michael Kelso to earn some for a neat gift; Eric suggests a clinic in Madison pays for 'manly donations', a job he excels at naturally... Donna has the hots for Michael's 'cool' big brother Casey Kelso and actually gets a date, but his Trans Am car is hotter in his eyes. Eric and his delighted ma Kitty are stunned when Red tells his son he loves him, but only because...
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05 February 2002
Donna Dates a Kelso
When the school paper prints Eric's...
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When the school paper prints Eric's election as most eligible player of the Vikings team, he imagines being a love-machine like Kelso and tells Donna it's time they start dating other people, while only gullible dog Emily actually dates him. Fearing ridicule by association, Jackie sets up a date for reluctant Donna with Michael's elder ex-con brother Casey, just out of military service, a political mismatch but a hit at first sight, who reminds Eric 'Foreplay' he's still a measly nobody and lost Donna. Fez can think of nothing but fat Rhonda's promise to 'share something' with him, so he gets Leo's permission to use the Photohut and Kitty's advice 'for a friend' about 'doing it', but Rhonda feels because she loves him best... A silly invention made Bob filthy rich again, and Red crazy with jealousy when Bob decides to buy the Corvette money-tight vet Red dreams about, so ...
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05 February 2002
Tornado Prom
It's the the day of the Snow King...
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It's the the day of the Snow King election ball. Jackie expected to compensate her lost wealth by excelling popularity, so she was friendly -to some- for two whole weeks. Michael is elected king, but when vice principal Cole announces a tornado red alert his admirable efforts to preside over emergency measures, the royal leadership is hardly taken as seriously as it deserves. Jackie is crushed to be mere runner up for queen, so Kelso's girl, not the other way around. Hyde came with some of 'his best', to build a party his style in coach's office, gets caught in the act, but when coach hears about his phobia -tornado- decides to try something: smoking weed! Fez and Rhonda decide also to get rid of their virginity, but... Meanwhile Bob and his floozy Joanne Stupac, who have no shelter, kill time in Red's basement, and his mood... The only ignorant one is Eric, who forgot to bring Donna, whom he promised a ride, and thus arrives at the radio station, where she was left alone, as saving hero, but too scared to drive back, so they spend time alone there and kiss again...
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22 January 2002
Eric's Hot Cousin
Eric wasn't looking forward to a...
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Eric wasn't looking forward to a visit from his Florida cousin penny, a terrible tell-tail when they were little, who used to be the butt of his pranks, sometimes cruelly. However one look at her 'well-developed' body converts the basement-boys to horny fans, and she immediately states to have a crush on 'cute' Eric, whom the others now encourage as a lucky dog, while their girls jealously bag on her attempt to 'outwhore' them on their turf, but turn lobster-red with self-inflicted sunburn. A stray cat inspires Red to use the garden hose, Kitty to wine she needs a pet to be satisfied as 'nurterer'; Red gets her a goldfish, but when that dies grants her any wish but a cat... Penny seduces Eric mercilessly, even in his room, waves his incest-restraint as she was adopted and gets him to meet for a movie in the basement in their underwear, making sure her revenge gets an audience...
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08 January 2002
Jackie Says Cheese
Kitty brings Eric a lollipop, sex...
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Kitty brings Eric a lollipop, sex pamphlets and condoms to the men's disgust; yet when Kitty is home only one night and Red is out, he tries to steal some back; Eric thinks he thus found the basement stash with Hyde's dope, so the two desperately avoid each-other. To Fez' despair, the new exchange student Thomas, although not much brighter, is instantly popular because of his good looks; so Fez dumps him at the Michigan border. Jackie is broke, expects Kelso to get a job to keep her in cosmetics, but the only one available, at the Cheese Palace, is girls only- as her zit seems an even worse fate, she accepts it grumbling and complaining, but her first paycheck ever is a refreshing new experience...
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18 December 2001
An Eric Forman Christmas
The gang grumbles Christmas isn't...
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The gang grumbles Christmas isn't real fun any more, like when they were little kids, except Kelso who looks forward to the traditional X-mas children's specials, but Jackie won't let him watch. Kitty gets them to volunteer for pastor Dave's church pageant, with Eric as director, who has an all too hard time stopping everyone for modernizing their parts most un-biblically. When Dave tries to take over directing and the lead, he is irreverently tied up, enough for Leo to give the sacrilegers heaps. Meanwhile Red is so angry at Bob's seasonal 'noise' that he hides his neighbors' decorations. Yet, in the end...
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11 December 2001
The Third Wheel
Eric convinces the guys to spend a...
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Eric convinces the guys to spend a girls-free night bowling, but Hyde scores an instant-kissing chick on the alley, Jill, which kills the plan. Red and pastor Dave have such fun as basketball supporters that it takes Kitty some insisting to remind the clergyman that mass is his Sunday priority, only to hear Red inspired him to resign! Donna is shocked Bob already sleeps with his new girlfriend Joanne, so her ma Midge is completely out of the picture. Jackie is jealous to find Rhonda is already more in the loop and even has a key to the basement and gets challenged to wrestle...
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27 November 2001
Red and Stacey
Fez is dating fat Rhonda, who just...
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Fez is dating fat Rhonda, who just returned from Mississippi and gets Donna and Jackie to give her feminine advice to become more desirable, but he still prefers her as she was. Red is charmed by assertive new Pricemart cash register clerk Stacey, so he tries to set her up with Eric, but she is more interested in- Forman Senior, who was already wrestling with intimacy with Kitty on the clock .
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21 November 2001
The Forgotten Son
Eric feels rejected by both parents....
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Eric feels rejected by both parents. Kitty goes lunching out with Donna, and they become friends, baking cookies together, according to Jackie ample reason for jealousy. When Red gets to make a training video for Pricemart, he chooses to star photogenic Michael Kelso as stock-boy, although that's Eric's real job; he intends to play the 'character' in John Travolta style... Leo the hippie says he inherited $1,000,000 from his Uncle Eddy, and generously takes Fez and Hyde shopping.
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20 November 2001
Donna's Story
Donna writes a nasty story in the...
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Donna writes a nasty story in the school paper, obviously taking the mickey out of Eric albeit under fake names and playing in the Victorian age, so when schoolgirls see trough the pseudonyms and scold him as cat-killer, he tries to write his own version... Red is startled that Bob has found a new lady friend -bossy Joanne, who picked him up shopping- and furious as she insists on doing the grilling, in Red's view at the very core of manhood. Kelso hasn't bought a dress for Jackie but half of the pinball machine in the diner, hoping for a 50% profit even each time he plays it; alas nobody else does, and Fez surprises with business sense...
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13 November 2001
Uncomfortable Ball Stuff
Red insists Eric must bring a date to...
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Red insists Eric must bring a date to the annual Pricemart dance, so Donna who is "over it" accepts to come, yet they claim it's no date, and he's determined to make her feel it by playing childish tricks, even takes Red's advice to accepts a girl's invitation to dance and get frisky... Fez decides he needs money to buy less conspicuous 'virgin-boots', so Hyde gets him hired too at Leo's Photoshop, but his eagerness and efficiency don't fit with either's bone-idle nature...
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06 November 2001
The Relapse
When Midge Picciotti finally leaves...
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When Midge Picciotti finally leaves her worthless husband Bob, he goes in denial and starts doing put-off jobs in house and garden 'for when she comes back'. Kitty is determined to help Bob and Donna, the Forman-men prefer to avoid the house of tears. The boys reminisce how well Midge filled sweaters; Kelso and Fez set out chasing for older housewives 'who are so experienced, willing and grateful', for lack of a tennis court at the Piggly Wiggly grocery store, but are surprised when Kelso pinches a pair of buttocks. As Bob proves too tactile, Kitty sends over still reluctant Eric; when he brings Donna a casserole, to his delight she first jumps that and then his bones.
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16 October 2001
Bye Bye Basement
Hyde moves back with the Formans...
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Hyde moves back with the Formans because his dad moved out, without specifying why. He later tells Eric his pa is in jail, and, finally, the 'more embarrassing' truth... Kitty decides to redo the basement and hires artist and former weed addict Theo, who brought his crazy cousin, Leo the hippie, instead of some cheap contractor Red would hire. Meanwhile, unfriendly ex's Eric and Donna argue about redoing the basement, whether wearing his promise ring around her neck was crazy and cool cloths. Fez is the only boy in ballet class, dreaming of a musical career, getting the girls' sympathy and Jackie's fashion advice but ridicule from the boys. Hyde gets Eric to suggest former artist Theo a rather hard to swallow 'artistic' approach in redoing the basement...
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09 October 2001
Hyde Gets the Girl
Sick of arrogant Steven's eternal...
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Sick of arrogant Steven's eternal smug comments on their relationship troubles, Eric convinces Fez it would be a good burn to get Hyde hooked up, so they throw a party with eligible girls, which Hyde is supposed to pick his true love from, but although they three losers only attracted rejects dogs such as fat Rhionda and a bird-brain who can't even remember if she wants or refuses smokers, Steven intends to play the field... Yet Jackie still feels insecure without a sycophantic lover, so she rushes off to babe-magnet Michael who is determined to do better then first drop-out Bob at winning the van Donna's radio station gives to whoever can keep his hand on it the longest, but a certain Daniel 'the winner' turns it into a battle of wits to trick people working on their emotions, and in Kelso's case his fluid retention stamina...
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02 October 2001
Pinciotti vs. Forman
Now Donna is his ex, Eric doesn't...
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Now Donna is his ex, Eric doesn't want her in the basement any longer; Jackie leaves as an act of solidarity. In order to steal his friends, Donna offers them cable TV and corn dogs- it works; just for saying it's not right on Eric, Jackie gives Michael the silent treatment. Pastor Dave calls by, just to invite Red, to Kitty's delighted surprise; she's disappointed the men don't really talk, which neither wants to do. Eric convinces Bob the gang likes his lame humor which amuses only Fez, so he drives them all back, even Jackie. After some more bids, an alternating schedule is negotiated but bickered over...
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26 September 2001
Eric's Depression
After his break-up with Donna, Eric...
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After his break-up with Donna, Eric is too depressed to join the gang for another visit to Funland, where Michael gets lost, so he reports himself to lost and found, but Hyde leaves without actually looking for Kelso. Kitty fails to console him and points out a depressed kid can stay home for years, so next Red tries in vain to make Eric, who mopes in bed, snap out of it, then remembers his own despair after loosing his first love Eloise.
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25 September 2001
It's a Wonderful Life
Eric and Donna are miserable after...
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Eric and Donna are miserable after their break-up, so he spends all day in bed wishing they never had kissed. Then an angel appears to show 'God's favorite cherub' Eric how his and the gang's lives had turned if he and Donna had never been together. Hyde is a drop-out and with Donna who gets a tattoo, getting married. Kelso can't make up with Jackie, but becomes a TV anchorman. Eric stays just Red's slave, as only Donna gave him the courage to stand up for himself, ending up with Rhonda and a workaholic, terrorized by his spoiled little brother Jake. Fez becomes a rock musician. Ten years later, things are even worse...
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22 May 2001
The Promise Ring
Eric and Kelso buy promise rings for...
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Eric and Kelso buy promise rings for Donna and Jackie. Eric gives Donna the ring but she doesn't react the way Eric thought. Kelso is unsure Jackie would want a ring and hesitates to give it. Meanwhile, Jackie heard Kelso got her a ring and can't wait to get it. Hyde and Fez go cruising for girls.
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15 May 2001
Backstage Pass
When Jackie says she doesn't want to...
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When Jackie says she doesn't want to do it in the car, Kelso offers to have a romantic day, she stretches it to a week. Donna got concert tickets as a bonus at the radio station where she reads the farm report, so the whole gang goes. Hyde 'borrowed' $50 from Eric to make and sell fake fan T-shirts for the rock band's star Ted Nugent, but left the spelling to Fez, who got 'Tad' printed, and there's worse. Red and even Kitty can't remember how they met... Now he's into it, Michael loves being romantic even more then Jackie, to the point of resisting her wanting to do it right there precisely because he's so romantic. Donna meets Ted backstage, but finds the real groupies are just high and stupid; Eric feels ditched.
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08 May 2001
Canadian Road Trip
Eric, Kelso, Hyde and Fez plan to go...
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Eric, Kelso, Hyde and Fez plan to go to Canada to buy beer. When they find Leo in the car he also comes along. Everything goes the way it was planned, until Fez discovers he can't find his green card. Red has got a beta max video tape recorder and insists on taping Roots, although Kitty wants to watch as it airs. Jackie is hoodwinked by a woman who claims to run a modeling agency.
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01 May 2001
Eric's Drunken Tattoo
Sneakily reading some passages from...
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Sneakily reading some passages from Donna's strictly private journal, Eric believes she considers him too tame, and decides to become hotter by getting her name tattooed on his behind, but(t) when you leave a job to hippie Leo, things go wrong... Red was not amused that Kitty invited pastor Dave over on the night of Vince Lombardi's tribute at the Packers on TV, but the roles reverse when it turns out Dave is a die-hard fan too; alas Red's band-aid gets lost in the pastor's dinner... Hearing Kelso say in his sleep 'Jackie, it's not going to work out', she is determined to get details, so she decides to get him to sleep by reading Nancy and Bett mystery books aloud...
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01 May 2001
Fez Dates Donna
Caroline keeps bothering Fez because...
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Caroline keeps bothering Fez because she won't accept their relationship is over. Fez asks Donna to help out: she has to pretend to be his girlfriend and go out with him until Caroline realizes it's over. Eric sees the advantages of being single again. Bob tells Red a part of Red's garage actually belongs to Bob. Eric and Hyde have made a poll on when lovebirds Jackie and Kelso will have a fight.
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17 April 2001
Holy Craps
Looking for something meaningful...
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Looking for something meaningful besides her domestic routine, Kitty volunteers for the church's womens group Gods Magic Circle's fund raising, and not just herself- objections from the men stand no chance whatsoever. No surprise that Red concentrates more on playing then on selling raffle tickets, while Hyde and Kelso cheat at Bingo to walk away with all the prizes. Fez is the last one to believe his lover Caroline is certifiable but breaks up when it becomes too obvious from her violent jealousy of his female friends.
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27 March 2001
Eric's Naughty No-no
The boys see a porn movie, which...
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The boys see a porn movie, which inspires Eric to try new positions instead of always the same one; that worries Donna if she's not satisfying him anymore, till she learns about the movie from Jackie. Kelso walked out of the porn, feeling guilty to be lying to Jackie after she took him back, and confesses to the bitch just about every single lie he can remember. Kitty is rattled by her sister Paula, who used to be the family's screw-up black sheep, now returned as a self-made sales rep success, able to repay all her debts to Red's delight.
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13 March 2001
The Trials of M. Kelso
Fez is addressed after a school team...
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Fez is addressed after a school team pep rally by kids from rivaling Fort Anderson, who sprayed his butt; at a revenge raid spraying their locker-room, Fez, Eric and Hyde get locked in by the janitor. Jackie and Kelso are obsessed with each-other again, but at Donna's insistence, recalling how he cheated, she decides to test his maturity and suitability; when Donna tells him, he tries hard and inventively. Finding out the Pinciottis have a party but did'n invite them suits Red but infuriates Kitty, till they learn why...
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27 February 2001
Kitty's Birthday
The car Hyde got from Leo is the...
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The car Hyde got from Leo is the others' envy. Kelso decides he wants Jackie, and her alone- the others cruelly hope to witness it blowing up in his face. Kitty is furious her boys, except Hyde, completely forgot about her birthday and goes on strike; obviously improvised crap presents don't make up. Jackie starts to appreciate Michael- alas as a 'girl-friend' with better taste and make up-skills then tomboy Donna. Fez's girlfriend Caroline proves possessive and sort of makes a pass at Hyde. Finally Red breaks and gives Kitty what he and Eric always refused her as too awful...
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20 February 2001
Romantic Weekend
Playing in gym class with super-easy...
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Playing in gym class with super-easy Pam Macy, Kelso fails to 'perform as a man'; the other boys' cruel word puns make him cry, but dreaming about Jackie as his genie cures him- alas not really, and Pam won't even be discrete. Eric lies about maths-tutoring Kelso to get parental permission, in fact to make a weekend trip in a cheap hotel with Donna, whose parents don't even listen. Alas their room neighbors are none other then Red and Kitty, romantic for once. Red and Eric would keep to quiet, but Donna goes over; for his silence to Kitty, Red is kicked out by Kitty and bunks with Eric- when the oldies make up, Eric is locked out, and Donna's parents...
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13 February 2001
Donna's Panties
Eric is a soar loser at basketball on...
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Eric is a soar loser at basketball on the driveway, so he cheats by pantsing Donna, but tries to make up before Valentine's day, naively believing her claim it's no problem was just that- even Red understands women better. When Kelso reads in Boys' Life magazine how easily astronauts get girls, he decides to become one, but finds Laurie has another boyfriend; his evil ex Jackie laughs at his heartbreak, yet after finding another in tramp Laurie's room he apologizes sweetly for having done the same to haughty Jackie. Gentleman Fez does a great job at being Caroline's dream prince, but discovers her bad sides.
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06 February 2001
Radio Daze
Kelso can buy Hippie Leo's El Camino,...
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Kelso can buy Hippie Leo's El Camino, but doesn't have the $500; Jackie lends him the money if he becomes her slave for a week. Donna gets a job at the local radio, where she is presented as 'hot Dona without a boyfriend', which Eric finds hard to swallow, till he meets the unsightly DJ Jerry Thunder. Red and Kitty are confronted with the bitterness of Earl since Red fired the no-good employee. At the last moment, Leo says he can't sell the car as he promised it to his son for his 16th birthday, but then gives it to...
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30 January 2001
Dine & Dash
When his flattered grandma gives...
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When his flattered grandma gives Kelso $100, he invites the kids to a lobster dinner at the restaurant where Fez's girlfriend Caroline works, but expects them all to run without paying; when the others refuse, he goes 'get his money' and runs alone; next is Fez, grudging at Caroline's ingratitude; then Jackie, last parolee Hyde, who makes it even worse for remaining Eric and Donna by calling to bring them an anniversary cake; the couple's payback is sweet and dirty... Meanwhile the parents have a cards night, which explodes when Bob learns that Red hired someone at Pricemart, without asking him...
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16 January 2001
Fez Gets the Girl
Eric is made employee of the month...
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Eric is made employee of the month with a 25 cent raise, but Red insists he remains just as humble, his studies are his future. Kitty becomes Laurie's hair model so the serial drop-out dumb blonde can prepare for her cosmetology exam, and hence is as unsightly as Bob. Fez has it too badly for a girl to be his suave silky gallant self, but precisely his boyish bumbling charms equally timid Caroline, from Donna's Spanish class. Donna won two Led Zeppelin concert tickets, but Eric has mandatory inventory, so Kelso, Hyde and Jackie fight who can go instead, so she gives them to...
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10 January 2001
Who Wants It More?
Lovers Eric and Dona were the perfect...
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Lovers Eric and Dona were the perfect study partners, but he falls over his own words into dumping her over an arms race disagreement, then is easily seduced. Kelso thinks he saw an UFO, Hyde nor Fez believe him but are greatly amused by his nude pictures on the same roll Leo brings over. Red imagines being killed by neighbor Bob Pinciotti's tree-pruning and turns human to the point of throwing a party. Sex blackmail sounds as an epiphany to Midge, but Donna is relieved when Eric finally makes up.
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09 January 2001
Ice Shack
In order to win Jackie back, Kelso...
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In order to win Jackie back, Kelso has a master plan: He wants to take Eric, Donna and Jackie to his uncle's ice shack and copy all the sweet things Eric does for Donna. However, Fez knows about the plan and comes along as well. At the shack Fez and Kelso both try to get Jackie. Meanwhile Kitty tells Red to talk to Laurie about her future and Hyde drives Leo and a bag which, according to Leo, contains unlawful drugs.
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19 December 2000
Hyde's Christmas Rager
Now Hyde has moved from the...
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Now Hyde has moved from the over-protective Forman home to his carefree dad, barman Bud, the basement boys look forward to a keg party there, too frat-type for the girls' taste. Kitty nearly saw trough their 'Christmas' preparations aren't innocent, so the unsupervised drinking games deliver Eric so drunk he pours unprecedented disrespect and vomit all over Red's shoes. Kitty isn't interested in punishment, she cares for the utter lack of educational guidance 'her boy' Steven gets from his dad, so Red is made against his convictions to go read Bud the parental responsibility riot act...
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12 December 2000
Jackie Bags Hyde
On Veteran's Day, proud Vietnam vet...
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On Veteran's Day, proud Vietnam vet Red looks down even more on his guardsman neighbor Bob also holding his own reunion, but Kitty insists to be neighborly. So Red and his for once enthusiastic dogsbody Eric try to out-stage Bob, just when he is desperate to be the star host a last time before his shop Bobs Bargains has to close down because of Pricemart competition and everybody will know he's a professional failure. Donna only tells the Formans after they have won the battle for the guests, which they now try to send over... However clearly Hyde states to have absolutely no romantic interest in a bitchy snob like Jackie, she assumes he can only be playing hard to get and decides to make him jealous -actually it works on her ex Kelso and desperate virgin Fez- by dating hot Chip, who cares no more for her then she who promises to pass him on to man-eater Laurie once she's finished with him. Yet Kitty makes Hyde doubt if his declared hating everything and everyone really applies to Jackie, so seeing Chip's shallow attitude Hyde takes her to the point, where they even kiss, without any sparks...
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28 November 2000
Baby Fever
When Kelso finds Jackie has used his...
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When Kelso finds Jackie has used his beloved van to give another boy a ride and badly damaged his prize possession, he demands damages, but snake Hyde 'calculates' he is only entitled to $65, his ex however is awarded over $8,000 for all kinds of 'expenses' she invested in their former affair by her own choice plus accidental damages as in the party fire. Kitty is enchanted by a friend's baby which Laurie promised while drunk to mind; to Red's horror, her maternal instinct flares realizing her biological clock is ticking fast, till he cures her by an alternative he doesn't prefer at second thought: grandchildren...
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21 November 2000
Eric's Panties
While the whole basement bunch meanly...
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While the whole basement bunch meanly joins in with the school-wide ridiculing of poor Kelso, who made a painful fall in the canteen hurting the inside of his soiled trousers, constantly calling him 'tender nuts', Eric worries only about Donna's expected jealousy when he is seen in the diner with his lab partner, school slut Shelly, and when Donna is confidently cool about it feels offended, yet Jackie's assurance Eric is too girlish to cheat on her no longer holds when panties are found in Eric's car... Meanwhile Kitty has found out about Red's heart condition and puts him on a strict fat- and fun-less diet, funny for the kids until...
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14 November 2000
Roller Disco
When the Rollerdisco comes to...
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When the Rollerdisco comes to Kenosha, Jackie insists Hyde must be her partner, he won't, she scorns Kelso, that leaves Fez, actually the best choice. Donna makes Michael so jealous he tries to sabotage his friend but swallows his marble; they win anyway, she gets drunk and frisky, Fez resists temptation, then regrets it. Donna's consolation attempt is mistaken by Kelso for making out... Red is sued by Earl for irregular termination using many ass-words; the panel insists Eric tells them about working with his pa's temper at work; Earl is however hopelessly late...
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31 October 2000
Too Old to Trick or Treat, Too Young to Die
Eric chases Fez, who came in black...
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Eric chases Fez, who came in black lingerie as Halloween costume, onto the roof for a ball and nearly falls off- trying to help him, Fez loses balance and lands in a wheelchair, spying on the Pinciotti home, hoping to see Midge naked, soon joined by Hyde and Eric and believing Bob killed her... A literalism makes Donna fear Eric already lost interest in her, Jackie convinces her she's boring. Red won't open the door because he didn't pay the paperboy in weeks, so Kelso opens but is mistaken for the cheap bastard and viciously haunted and robbed in his place. Feeding Midge's birds proves traumatic for Kitty and next Laurie, who takes it out on innocent Kelso when she finds him in the Forman shower...
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17 October 2000
Hyde's Father
When the basement boys use fake IDs...
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When the basement boys use fake IDs to drink alcohol, Hyde recognizes barman Bud: his dad, who abandoned his ma and him and hasn't even phoned since he returned a year ago. Kitty is determined to bring them together, despite Red -who has to put up with Leo too- and bitter Steven himself. After a while, the Hydes decide to live together... Donna is cool about Playboys in the basement, but makes a girlish fuzz about Eric still having some in his room. Fez goes by the book (Playboy again) to seduce Jackie, but that's the wrong target.
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10 October 2000
Red Sees Red
Now Eric has stupidly betrayed...
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Now Eric has stupidly betrayed himself, Red never smelled incense but weed, the veteran turns himself into a sadistic prison guard, determined to make his life safe but miserable. Even Laurie's mean fun soon ceases when the curfew applies to her too, and after a failed escape attempt Eric's basement bunch is banned from the house too, particularly disastrous for Eric and Kelso's love-life. Kitty is their last hope...
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03 October 2000
Reefer Madness
The other basement boys were making...
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The other basement boys were making fun imagining jailbird Hyde as some hard con's sex-toy, when Steven returns on parole, despite Red's refusal to post bail and intention to kick the corrupting criminal out of his house as advocated by Laurie. Kitty pleads the youngster needs guidance more then ever, Eric actually wants to remain boy second class in his own home to keep his 'friend' in, and hatches the crazy plan to confess he uses too, so Red can't hypocritically kick Hyde out, who intends to move in with Leo. Donna is furious when she finds out Jackie's dirty part...
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22 May 2000
Moon Over Point Place
The Vikings yearbook contains a...
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The Vikings yearbook contains a surprising picture: Donna smiling with her 'lower cheeks'. Just when Eric was resigning to it going generally unnoticed, Timmy happily makes it as public in the diner as he drops trou at parties. Red was happy Bob canceled the couples' cards night, frustrated by Eric's carnal communion with Donna, but Kitty insists to bring them together to talk it trough; just then Eric decides to follow the mooner's example. Hyde made clear not to reciprocate Jackie's sudden crush for him, but still takes the blame for the weed she bought to impress him, which lands him in jail...
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15 May 2000
Cat Fight Club
When Kelso brings her successor to...
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When Kelso brings her successor to the basement Jackie tries to win a 'burn' duel with Laurie, but Hyde convinces her it's better to 'be Zen', and accepts to teach her his crappy method in his abusive way. Despite everybody's warnings, Michael accepts Laurie's invitation for dinner, which Kitty actually forbade her to extend. Although lover-boy sweetly brought gifts, inhospitable host Red scares Kelso out of the door in seconds; later the Vietnam vet locks the intimidated boy in the garage for operation scare the pants off daughter's lover. When Laurie returns to the basement, Jackie's Zen for beginners soon gives way to a mindless cat-fight...
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08 May 2000
Red Fired Up
Eric does well working at Price Mart,...
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Eric does well working at Price Mart, even gets sincere praise from Red, who actually sets him as example for a former plant colleague, eternal malingerer Earl, who becomes the primary butt of their jokes, but ends up going too far... Kelso realizes Jackie is too short to be worth missing, there are many girls still to see naked, but makes a bad start: Laurie, who gets a lecture from Kitty, Michael simultaneously a simplified version from Hyde, against their mismatched affair. The boys' basement becomes a bit of a battleground...
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01 May 2000
Holy Crap
Kitty can't go to church because of...
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Kitty can't go to church because of an extra hospital shift, but orders her kids to go, alone. Eric would, but Laurie's bad example is irresistible; alas, Bob reports their absence. Kitty now says they're old enough to make the right choice on their own, and expects them to go next Sunday, but neither seriously considers that. As if sitting alone in the pew weren't bad enough for Kitty, Bob nags about horny Eric needing prayer most and as ever spaced-out Leo asks to sit next to her. Back home Kitty blames Red's bad example and plays her last trump card: youth minister Dave, who tries to appeal to the kids in their own terms... Hyde points out to Kelso losing Jackie means he can again do everything he likes and she forbade, i.e. anything; Michael focuses first on growing a beard, which foreigner Fez is naturally better at, but Jackie still finds Kelso's sexiest...
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03 April 2000
Jackie Moves On
Dumped Kelso's only relieve is to...
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Dumped Kelso's only relieve is to hear Jackie is miserable too, but Fez is determined to seize the opportunity to ask her out; she accepts dining at an expensive French restaurant without even asking first who with, then stuffs herself full with both plates and keeps nagging about Michael, but even after that shameless abuse the puppy is happy to be openly kept on a string, Kelso to hear his 'rival' gets nowhere. Eric believes to overhear Laurie telling Hyde an embarrassing secret about him which nobody will specify, so he carelessly 'admits as insignificant' to the basement mates that he was known in summer-camp as Doctor Pipi -a confidence she actually kept- and starts a ratting duel with Laurie, who also takes a more practical revenge... Red asks Kitty out to the French restaurant, but tells her to wear his late mother's necklace, which she pawned when the family was out of groceries budget...
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27 March 2000
Kelso's Serenade
As Red predicted, Kitty only baked...
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As Red predicted, Kitty only baked Swedish pancakes to bring bad news: everybody must visit aunt Pearl, in a rest home, who is even less welcoming then the family likes to go and hides... Kelso is a mess now Jackie has dumped him, and sets his hope on composing a make up-song, like his pain beastly ignored or abused by the other basement boys, but Eric soon learns his arrogant confidence it can't happen to him is highly misplaced when firm feminist Dona promises to kick his Archie Bunker-arse to the moon after Jackie convinced her to make a big deal of supposed double meaning in words Eric meant as they are...
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20 March 2000
Kiss of Death
Kelso's heart is now for Jackie...
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Kelso's heart is now for Jackie alone, but Laurie still insists he must keep dating her in secret. When she realizes he's serious this time, she manages to make him kiss her 'one last time' just when Jackie can see them. Fez is unsympathetic because he's still jealous, Hyde just because it's his evil nature. Eric has other worries: while parking the car after their date he accidentally killed Donna's beloved old cat Mr. Bonkers, and by the time Red who always hated the animal and taunts him together with Laurie, and Kitty who advises to take a gift, convince him in the morning to confess, he has already lied about it, thus leaving her worry all night, now even the cute kitten he brought her isn't accepted as peace-offering. Fez can't start hunting Jackie because he gets appendicitis, the anesthetic gives him erotic visions.
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07 March 2000
Parents Find Out
A cop finds Eric and Donna having sex...
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A cop finds Eric and Donna having sex naked in his car and brings them to his home where Eric just lies low while Red gives him heaps. Kitty stays in bed, grumpy with nightmares about her 'defiled baby'... Donna doesn't now how to tell her parents, which Red demands. Meanwhile Kelso has got CB in his van; the horny trio takes as aliases the names of Mod Squad (a police fiction trio), and although that leaves Julie for Fez, his foreign accent gets them to meet three foxy CB-girls.
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28 February 2000
Kitty and Eric's Night Out
Kelso and Hyde are amazed to see a...
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Kelso and Hyde are amazed to see a steamy car contains a couple making out: Fez and Steven's ex Patty. Neither admits it, but Jackie is jealous too, as Fez used to court her in vain and now pays her no attention, so she takes it out on Michael for not writing her poems like Fez does for Patty. Kitty wants to spend time with her baby boy, so Red, who realizes at that age no boy wants to be seen with his parents, tells her 'we pay his bills, we own him' and forces him, enthusiastically encouraged by eternal liar Hyde, to join her at a pizzeria, where crazy kid Timmy cries out aloud 'Eric is on a date with his mama', and a Woodie Allen Movie, torture because most scenes contain sex or drugs.
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21 February 2000
After Glow
Eric and Donna had sex for the first...
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Eric and Donna had sex for the first time. Eric feels very happy about this but for Donna things didn't exactly go as she thought they'd go. She tells Jackie about it who tells Kelso about it. Kelso misunderstands and tells Eric, Hyde and Fez Eric's lame in the sack. Eric is humiliated and in an argument with Donna he suggests they should stop having sex. Meanwhile Red has had his first paycheck in months and with Kitty he decides to buy something for the two of them. He comes home with a motorcycle.
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14 February 2000
The First Time
Donna is happy when her parents...
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Donna is happy when her parents announce they'll renew their wedding vows, although the whole ceremony is to be in loud Packers team colors, then disappointed their text suggestions aren't even vows, but ends up believing Eric: their love is true, it's up to her to phrase it appropriately; afterward it inspires here to take the next step with Eric... While Red grudgingly accepts to be best man, Kitty is so disappointed Midge didn't ask her as one of the three bridesmaids - she never was one- that when Leo, whom Hyde subcontracted as photographer, hits the sack with bridesmaid Holly, Kitty grabs her chance, and the green-gold dress. After the fire Kelso gets bitched at by both his lovers, but ends up proving his romantic value to Jackie.
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07 February 2000
Burning Down the House
Kitty sends reluctant Red over to...
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Kitty sends reluctant Red over to invite the Pinciottis for another scrabble evening, but his accidentally seeing Bob without his never before mentioned hair-piece gives them all a focus, except brain-dead Midge. Jackie plans a grand party at her posh home, so she wouldn't even invite 'lowlifes' Fez and Hyde, but Kelso not only falls to live up to her high society fantasies, as Donna expected, the simple gentleman invites his friends anyway- and thirty others, reasoning the more, the merrier, even Hyde and the popular school floozy Kat Paterson, who ignores her lover blatantly in 'cool' company. Donna encourages Eric to loosen up, but such company as Timmy who 'sets the mood' by dropping his trousers makes even him go overboard: Jackie's absurd classy teenager party dream turns nightmare, and the bitch blames poor Michael, whose attempt to break it up proves disastrous in itself...
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01 February 2000
Red's New Job
Bob is livid and worried sick to read...
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Bob is livid and worried sick to read Price Mart is opening a branch in Point Place, but Red cares only for the next paragraph: they're hiring. However his candidature for supervisor is very uncertain, director Ted offers an instant job as cashier- should he accept? Eric wants to help, taking a hamburger job, but Red is against, feeling diminished in his breadwinner pride, Kitty tries to sooth both. Kelso finds dating both Jackie and Laurie disappointing: he mainly gets double nagging and expectations, little physical fun. Then Price Mart calls about both Forman postulations...
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18 January 2000
Hunting
Red, Bob and the guys go out hunting....
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Red, Bob and the guys go out hunting. Fez uses a stick and a whistle while Red and Eric are waiting for a deer to show up so they can shoot it. Kelso isn't good with guns and isn't allowed to handle one. Hyde just hangs out. Meanwhile, the women are at home. Because Donna doesn't want to cook or bake something and they have nothing to talk about, they end up playing cards and eventually even Laurie plays along.
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11 January 2000
Eric's Stash
Eric wants to buy Donna a gift for...
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Eric wants to buy Donna a gift for their first kiss anniversary and discovers somebody has stolen his money. After talking to Laurie - who reminds him Hyde tried to steal Donna from him last year - Eric thinks Hyde stole his money. In the same conversation, Laurie tells Eric something rather disturbing about his past. Meanwhile, Jackie wants to enter a beauty contest with the help of Kelso and Fez.
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14 December 1999
Laurie Moves Out
When Laurie moves from home to a flat...
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When Laurie moves from home to a flat with a room-mate, Red not only 'forgets' Eric for her room, which goes to Hyde, even asks when he (finally) leaves home. As if it wasn't bad enough she tells Kelso he won't get to cheat on Jackie with her at that flat, he was only good 'when there's nothing on TV', she manages to have Jackie witness her returning his green T-shirt from her room; Donna is no help giving the fake reassurance the fake, bossy 'girl-friend' craves, Hyde enjoys toying with helplessly non-manipulative Michael's torment. Eric's moment comes next morning, when Red drags him along to check if his favorite's place is fireproof: she's in bathrobe with hunky Mike, who opens the door in his underwear. Kitty still invites Laurie for dinner...
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07 December 1999
Red's Birthday
Red's birthday starts with a...
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Red's birthday starts with a collapsing bedroom ceiling, then practical presents, but the worst is still to come: dinner with the Pinciottis, who bring separate dates as they are constantly fighting, by notice-board, in language unfit for Donna while Hyde 'would appreciate it'; yet they decide to have sex in the car, which makes Kitty hornily jealous. Eric stresses like a drama queen because Donna talks to Hyde, not him, about her family problems. Fez shows Kelso how to make up the feudal age courting way, then uses the helmet the basement boys made Kelso wear 'for being so dumb'.
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30 November 1999
Eric Gets Suspended
Donna has an F in English and has...
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Donna has an F in English and has taken up smoking because of the problems with her parents. Eric gets caught holding one of her cigarettes at the school yard and gets suspended. Red, not listening to him when he says he doesn't smoke, punishes Eric. Hyde and Fez are on a double date with two good looking girls and Jackie and Kelso are fighting over the number of stuffed animals Jackie can have in Kelso's van.
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16 November 1999
Sleepover
When Donna sneaks into Eric's room by...
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When Donna sneaks into Eric's room by the window and finally spends the night in his bed, his horniest dream seems to come true, even though they noticed Hyde knows, but not all the way, still leaving him a desperate virgin by basement boy standards. She returns the next night, but... When a colleague of Kitty gets sick, she eagerly takes an extra nurse shift as money is tight, leaving Red to cook- none of the boys is suicidal enough to eat his cinders. Hyde takes a job at the local Photohut-shop owned by loony hippie Leo, who poses no demands and can't remember a thing, even pays spontaneous rent and tries to kick Leo into doing some work.
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09 November 1999
I Love Cake
Bob has a terrible fight with Midge...
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Bob has a terrible fight with Midge who kicks him out, so he gets Red to take him in, but his stray is not to Kitty's liking, and it's for Red to fix... Kelso has a new Brandon-look thanks to Jackie's help, but the basement idiots make fun of him as 'Fonzie' (actualy no less cool), he tries to bribe their respect with pizza and lollipops; a sneer from Laurie makes him dump the leather jacket, only then... Eric replied 'I love cake' when Donna said it as consolation for not taking his virginity 'to spite her parents'...
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02 November 1999
Vanstock
The gang goes to van-stock, a...
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The gang goes to van-stock, a mini-Woodstock for vans, like Kelso's. Michael has a hard time two-timing Jackie with Laurie, especially because Hyde tries everything to get him caught, and ends up in the cold even literally. After Donna shuns Eric for not telling her he knew about Michael's infidelity, Hyde points out even he doesn't rat on a mate. Meanwhile frustrated unemployed Red gets intrigued by Midge's soap but remains his cranky self at Kitty's annual hospital dinner.
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26 October 1999
Halloween
It's Halloween and the gang decides...
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It's Halloween and the gang decides to go to their old, abandoned, burnt down grammar school to have a scary Halloween. It soon turns out telling scary stories isn't scary enough any more, but finding their permanent records does send shivers down their spines. Meanwhile, Red and Kitty are thinking back about their first Halloween together.
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19 October 1999
Laurie and the Professor
After Laura eagerly points out at the...
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After Laura eagerly points out at the family breakfast table that Eric has a hickey, Fez wants one too, from anyone. Hyde is sick of bunking and decides to move out of Eric's room, but to which other room? In another feminist flare, Midge takes Donna for a ride, bagging on Bob and shopping; at their return, pa insists to retaliate. Kelso decides to steal lingerie from Kitty's hamper to commemorate his humping with Laurie, who gets a surprising visit from her former University of Wisconsin psychology professor Stark, who inexplicably offers to help the lazy cow get back into college- till Eric sees them kissing, but waits too long to rat on her as Hyde advices: Stark has already confessed, and snake Laurie gives it a nasty turn...
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12 October 1999
The Velvet Rope
Red has a job interview. Donna is...
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Red has a job interview. Donna is unhappy with her parents and wants to have an evening of fun. Eric, along with Hyde and Fez, takes her to a very hot new club. However, the bouncer only lets Donna in. Jackie convinces Kelso that it's no shame for a guy to wear make-up because Bowie does it as well and dolls him up.
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05 October 1999
Red's Last Day
Michael is delighted his uncle gave...
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Michael is delighted his uncle gave him a van for free, even though it's a stinking rust-bucket, the basement boys see cruising (both senses) possibilities. The spoiled girls look down on it at first, except temptress Laurie, who tests Kelso's loyalty to Jackie till they 'christen' the date-mobile, Hyde notices it shaking as they groan from the outside and makes sure Eric learns the 'disgusting' news, and is big brotherly gullible enough to believe the slut didn't abuse their naive mate. On their last day at the plant, without any goodbye treat, Red joins his colleagues to a bar, and gets so drunk the boys must get him there- and get drunk themselves...
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28 September 1999
Garage Sale
Now Red's last pay day is about, the...
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Now Red's last pay day is about, the Forman hold a garage sale. Hypocrit Laura takes credit for volunteering- Eric's things, Hyde for 'not having anything', then refuses taking a stand until Kitty suggests hoe-made brownies, because he bakes two batches, despite Eric's warnings they can't sell his 'special' recipe with an unlawful ingredient. Well, Hyde bakes both and forgets some of the contraband, so the Forman and Pinciotti parents are spaced out, even Red gets crazy enough to sell- Eric's car... Fez agreed to take the girls to a chick-movie because Hyde called it a make out-move, and tries his hand, or rather mouth, at Jackie, so Kelso slaps him but Jackie tells Donna his tongue-work is even better then Michael's sweet lips...
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26 July 1999
The Good Son
Goodfornothing Hyde surprises...
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Goodfornothing Hyde surprises everyone, even himself, responding to Kitty's maternal influence by making some efforts at study and chores, no longer 'admired' by the other boys as the perfect bad example. Eric's initial happiness with the brother he never had soon turns in frustration as Hyde constantly gets hight praise and is even set as an example for doing less and half as good, while Eric is now kid no. 3, and listens to one of Kelso's worst-advised ideas... Red's fellow Korea veteran Bull is in Point Place, showing off to him him and Bob as a success in business selling hot tubs with a young, attractive wife; when the Formans attend his 'key party', they aren't prepared for that term meaning wife-swapping by lottery...
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19 July 1999
Hyde Moves In
Kelso has the brilliant idea to go...
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Kelso has the brilliant idea to go skinny-dipping, but all their clothes get stolen, so the basement gang goes to the Hyde home to put something on. Thus they learn his mother Edna has left, and Eric soon finds out she's not coming back, ever. Spoiled Jackie manages to catch something which gives her a rash, scary when Michael sweetly brings her a teddy-bear. Midge's Feminist Warriors -which no other husband puts up with- keep making her crazy, yet member Sharon actually proves an old-fashioned caring housewife at heart when she finds good provider Bob culinarily neglected. Red felt with the car plant about to close down money is too tight even to afford pork shops, yet Kitty and Eric implicitly expect him to 'play Santa Claus' for home-wrecked Hyde, who still proves an incorrigibly proud, selfish ingrate towards Eric.
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12 July 1999
Grandma's Dead
After Eric tells her it wouldn't kill...
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After Eric tells her it wouldn't kill her to be nice day for one day, his paternal grandmother Bernice, who always bags on Kitty, drops dead on his shoulder. Eric feels he killed her by this and doesn't dare tell Red, even though Donna thinks he should. Meanwhile, Red's very emotional brother Marty has arrived and is a millstone around Red's neck. Laurie doesn't mourn but sees the advantages of her grandma's death. Eric and the guys go to a bar pretending to be soldiers, get hit on by some girls and end up in a fight. Kitty hides her mixed feelings by cooking.
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21 June 1999
Punk Chick
Hyde meets a punk girl with a bad...
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Hyde meets a punk girl with a bad attitude and a motor named Chrissy and instantly falls in love with her. She tells him she wants to go to New York to start a punk band and when she asks him to go with her, Hyde has to make a tough decision. Kitty tries to help Jackie making a pie while Red and Kelso want to make smaller paddles for Pong. Eric obviously fumbles with Donna's bra every time they are together. Fez feels left out of everything.
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14 June 1999
Water Tower
The gang vandalizes the town water...
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The gang vandalizes the town water tower by painting a giant marijuana leaf on it, but it is confused for a hand giving the finger. While painting it, Kelso falls off the water tower and Jackie convinces him it's Hyde's fault. Eric decides to ask his mother for advice but walks in on his parents having sex, which he tells Laurie, who tells their parents who give him an embarrassing talk.
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14 July 1999
A New Hope
Despite the worsening Forman budget...
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Despite the worsening Forman budget now Red has even less hours in the car plant and lost the salesman job with Bob, the basement boys go see Star Wars in Kenosha and are instantly hooked, especially Eric. Red is happy as a clam to hear Mr. Milbank has returned to re-open the plant full time, and promises Kitty a celebratory dinner and a movie. Eric's 'Jedi knight joy' gets a first blow when he is ordered to be nice to the boss's son, David, a worse one when the kid, whom he beat up when still sickly, turned out bigger then any of the gang, an uppercut when David shows more interest in Donna and more talent for courting her. Kitty sees Eric gets the parental blessing to fight for his girl and actually lands a hard punch, but David's news hits much harder, and not just in Eric's baffled face...
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17 March 1999
Prom Night
Eric is hoping the prom will allow...
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Eric is hoping the prom will allow him to take a next step with Donna, Hyde convinces him to take a motel-room; when they get there, it's grubby. Jackie has dumped Michael, yet wines he didn't ask her; in fact Kelso takes easy Pam Macy; Jackie now cries till Hyde takes her; on the night he notices his friends still only want each-other and makes Michael act accordingly. Fez doesn't take a girl but convinced himself his English teacher is enamored in him; the music teacher makes him star on the disco floor instead. Midge has decided she wants a job, or even better: her own greeting cards business, at Bob's expense.
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28 February 1999
The Career Day
It's career day and everybody has a...
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It's career day and everybody has a day they won't soon forget: Eric accompanies Kitty to the hospital and is amazed by everything she has to deal with on a daily basis. Donna helps her dad with his silly promotional tactics while Kelso desperately tries to find out what his father does. Hyde and Fez go to Hyde's mother who works in the cafeteria at school. Fez is very enthusiastic about the work, Hyde however, isn't too enthusiastic. Not about the work and not about his mother. Jackie's father has no time and when she bumps into Red in the garage she starts helping him fixing the car.
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21 February 1999
The Pill
Jackie tells about her pregnancy to...
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Jackie tells about her pregnancy to Eric, who tells Donna, who gives the foolish girl heaps for having unsafe sex; Kelso faints overhearing them, but intends to do his duty as father. The Formans suspect correctly Laura is home because she failed at Fort Lauderdale college, hoping to fake her F's in an official letter. When Donna asks advice for her friend, Midge fears her daughter was as dumb as she at sixteen. Bob is shocked Donna ordered the pill at the pharmacy; Eric just runs out but has to face the home-front. Jackie has good and nasty news, Red handles horny heat his way...
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14 February 1999
First Date
Eric and Donna go on a Valentine's...
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Eric and Donna go on a Valentine's date, despite the fact Donna promised Hyde to go study in the library that evening. Hyde knows Eric wants to give Donna his class ring and realizes now's his last change to tell Donna how he feels about her and he goes to the restaurant. Meanwhile, Kitty, Red, Bob and Midge eat fondue. Kelso hopes to do it again with Jackie while she just wants to buy clogs.
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07 February 1999
That Wrestling Show
Kelso is a hero now he has 'done it'...
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Kelso is a hero now he has 'done it' and Jackie actually behaves like his devoted lover, almost his love-slave. Red was excessively strict again with Eric for being late to return library books and furious about a single 'No', but the threat of Kitty nagging constantly forces him to try 'becoming friends' so Red joins the boys -still soon taking the wheel himself- who go to a weird wrestling show in Kanosha, two huge stars against a swarm of midgets. Bob still doesn't get why Midge wants some independence despite him being a fine provider, which her therapy sessions and Laurie's selfish example keep making worse, so Bob begs Red to take him along, and wines to poor Fez, while Hyde just tries to get Bob to buy them beers. Even former wrestler Red enjoys the show. Spoilsport Donna begins to convince Jackie teenage boys are always horny, so why be a doormat if you can...? After the show, Red ignores the 'wrestler only' sign on the locker-room and takes Eric along getting an autograph, afterward they even play-wrestle. Midge got eager feminist Laurie and reluctant Kitty to join her womanizing therapists's group session, but both Forman 'ladies' get a blunt surprise there...
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24 January 1999
Stolen Car
Eric has scratched the car because...
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Eric has scratched the car because Kelso was deriving him and Red demands the car keys. The guys are now car-less until Kelso announces his cousin has lend him his car. While Kitty tells Red he's hard on Eric, Red explains her it's for his own good but later acknowledges Kitty might be right. Midge wants to take part in feminist classes but Bob is against it. Jackie tells Donna how she thinks her first time with Kelso should look like.
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17 January 1999
Ski Trip
Just because he kissed Pam Macy, like...
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Just because he kissed Pam Macy, like everybody else, vindictive jealous Jackie dumps Michael. None of his 'mates' resists the temptation to join for a ski trip at her parents' cabin; Kelso's hope at least Eric just pretended to taunt him proves void, but he finds a ride with a friendly trucker to hitchhike to Alpine Valley. The news arouses memories which makes Red frisky while insisting to take kitty-litter as 'emergency packet', Kitty vindictive about Lyn Taylor when they were kids. Instead of consoling Jackie, Hyde makes a pass at Donna, who is not amused. Fez can't handle the cold, so he gets drunk enough to run outside in his underpants. By the time Kelso arrives and makes up with Eric, Jackie misses him enough to...
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13 December 1998
The Best Christmas Ever
To Kitty and Laura's dismay, Red...
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To Kitty and Laura's dismay, Red decides to allow Eric to throw his own basement gang Christmas party rather then mope around with the family, provided he finances it by haggling on $40 for the Christmas tree, so the boys maximize that beer budget by cutting a tree themselves besides the state road. Bob gets Red to mind the store on Christmas eve, when nothing else is open; his only client is Kelso, who fears being the only one without a present for Jackie, even Hyde asked Mitch's advice about something for Donna. In Michael's absence some silly girls are all over Kitty's punch and- Fez. Of course the worst is still to come knocking...
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06 December 1998
Eric's Buddy
At his new salesman's job in Bob's...
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At his new salesman's job in Bob's hardware store, Red chases customers away with all too precise technical choices instead of earning commissions, Kitty teaches him to smile- actually his grin is even scarier- and reason in their place, like her type of dumb housewives expects. Eric is startled his new chemistry lab partner is Buddy Morgan, a spoiled rich kid they all jealously hate, but getting rides in his red sports car fixes that, while the mates aren't amused to miss out on rides in his Vista. Eric gets an even greater shock when Buddy shows an unexpected other, all too frisky side out of Eric's register...
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29 November 1998
Sunday, Bloody Sunday
Red's mother visits the Forman's....
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Red's mother visits the Forman's. After going to church (it's Sunday), Red lies about repairing stuff around the house just to avoid spending time with his mother. Recently stopped with smoking, Kitty desperately tries her best not to be hateful to Red's hypercritical mother but could really use a smoke and Eric tries to keep them all together like a happy family while he also has a report due the next day. The only one to get along with Red's mother is Fez.
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22 November 1998
Thanksgiving
While ordinary people look forward to...
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While ordinary people look forward to enjoy Thanksgiving and later Christmas, the Formans suffer, even in anticipation, worse then usual, especially when Red's mother, hence Kitty's -in-law, from hell announces a 'festive' family visit, yet a cancellation can be bad too... For Eric it's sister Laurie's hot friend Kate, a seductress whose siren-tongue goes deep enough to feel guilty towards Donna, whom he tells despite the hornily sympathizing basement boys' warning: dumped and a lecture from Red... Midge makes Bob offer part-time (un)employed Red a job in the hardware store, but the feeling of a charity motive makes him refuse, reconsidered at the feast.
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15 November 1998
Drive in
Fez's prudish exchange program host...
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Fez's prudish exchange program host parents convince him the rock they detest is diabolical by playing it backwards, according to Hyde a ploy from Congress. Seeing how upset Kitty is by their terrible score at a Cosmopolitan relationship spontaneity quiz, Red accepts to take her out, even to a non-usual place, but they have a hard time finding something to their nostalgic taste. Meanwhile Erica and Donna hoped to get intimate at the drive-in, where a scary movie is playing, but Jackie invites herself and literally pushes Kelso in the car too.
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08 November 1998
That Disco Episode
The gang is going to a disco in...
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The gang is going to a disco in Kenosha, really to date- in Kelso's case, to replace Jackie, till seeing Fez's superior dancing with her makes him jealous. Red tells Steven he must join, and therefore learn to dance- from Kitty, but Bob thinks he saw and heard them making out, tells Midge who hints to Kitty, who thinks Midge is the philanderer. Eric and Donna still don't admit to be an item, but dancing brings them closer.
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27 September 1998
Eric's Burger Job
Because life is so expensive, the...
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Because life is so expensive, the boys decide to postulate for an opening at Jackie's dad's diner Fatso Burgers. Despite Red's solicitation training for workers' hell ('never too soon to learn how much you can take from the boss'), Eric gets it but never has any time for Donna anymore. Michael feels discriminated by lame manager Ricky for his good looks, but still had Jackie, who however makes clear she expects a provider...
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25 October 1998
The Keg
While cutting study hall and driving...
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While cutting study hall and driving down the road, the gang minus Fez finds a beer keg and decides to throw a party charging $2 a head, the only language even Kelso can do calculations in. While the boys wrestle with the tap in the empty pool of the vacant house Jackie found as secret -no longer- make-out place with Michael, Red and Bob start searching Eric's Vista Cruisers when they hear from their wives -rivetted by Rich Man, Poor Man with daiquiris- their kids 'borrowed' a tub of ice and a box of plastic cups...
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20 September 1998
Battle of the Sexists
Now the plant where Red worked is...
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Now the plant where Red worked is closing down, the grumbler tries to keep himself occupied with useless domestic 'repairs', which Kitty finds irritating and badly on top, while blaming everyone, especially Eric. The boys laugh at Eric because his girl Donna keeps beating him at basketball and other games, even Jackie and Midge warn her a boyfriend's ego can't take that, while Kitty claims scores are meaningless in a lifelong relationship like her marriage to Red. Kelso has his own dilemma, between being more manly or Jackie's female charms, only he can shut the others up 'getting some'. Red's drill version of basketball training till you drop has literally that effect on Eric.
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06 September 1998
Streaking
Now Red is reduced to part-time-work...
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Now Red is reduced to part-time-work after a car company restructuring, the Forman family budget is cut too tight to eat and entertain well. Still Kitty joins the festive mood in Point Place when ingrate Jackie's dad, lawyer Jack Burkhart, organizes a reelection campaign stopover in the Wisconsin rat-hole. A speech from the principal against 'social actions' and what motives don't count inspires the basement boys, who till then taught it all lame too lame to bother, to go crazy by streaking. Donna hesitates whether to join her parents in embarrassing matching starts-and-stripes jumpsuits. Mr. Burkhart's committee wanted a Joe ordinary to ask Ford a question, so Bob invites Red, who hesitates, then decides to tell his mind about the policy he feels cost him his job, but is delivered a sissy prepared question- not good enough. The fate of their raincoats and the presence of dogs make the boys realize the (pecker) perils in the nude are too big. When Red seems too nervous to ask either question, Eric feels a diversion is desperately needed...
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30 August 1998
Eric's Birthday
Eric is turning 17 and made very...
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Eric is turning 17 and made very clear he wants no more childish 'surprise' party and a cassette player, not an outdated 8-rack player, but ma Kitty is as subtle as a herd of elephants preparing exactly what he dreaded. To make it worse, Eric's nasty sister Laurie, in college, is home and makes the gang boys' heads spin, Kelso even imagines her to be madly in love with him. Pa Red cheerfully gives Laurie the keys to his new car plus $30, Eric nothing except that damned 8-track and his usual chores, while barring the only escape route from Kitty's eternal baby-party; Red does drag Kitty to the neighbors, but she keeps worrying about her 'baby boy'...
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23 August 1998
That '70s Pilot
Eric, Fez, Kelso, Hyde, Donna and...
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Eric, Fez, Kelso, Hyde, Donna and Jackie all hang out in the Forman's basement and smoke weed every once in a while. Eric's parents give him the keys to the Vista Cruiser, so he and the gang drive to a concert against dad Red's orders not to take the car out of town.
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